Lol. I can relate. Boarding skul na Prison jor!

That one na boarding school?? Please visit a catholic boarding school and see the difference, una even get provision sef

FGC Odogbolu

nuggarito:
That one na boarding school?? Please visit a catholic boarding school and see the difference, una even get provision sef

hahahaha my friend that went to a Catholic school mehn. I can relate

Lagos state model college badore we suffer die dey go gv u bluetea green pap dat time (sap)sufferness after provision ur locker don dry red night faping school two badore student will understand nobody suffer reach me for school

Those days it was like they cursed me with late coming. If you like wake me up by 1:00AM, I will still arrive at the class after 7:30.

And also d rap crew thinking dat dey got wat it takes to be d nxt naija rapper ,
also d students who are professional movers coz u can't dere call den thieves ,
d ones dat will move ya cutlery, pens, clothes n even books and d next minute u can't even recognize ur items u would even deny ur items wen dey ask u if it's urs(lol)..
n not to forget d master key holders operating from locker to another

PlayerMeji:
Unity Secondary School, Ode-Aye, Ondo State
Unity School, Ahgbaro, Delta State


I feel thee!!!!

u attended Unity Ode-Aye?

bablononi:
hahahaha my friend that went to a Catholic school mehn. I can relate

no be small thing O, I hear am for there, na that time I know say not all priest are kind hearted or soft, some are beast and professionals in handling canes.

nobody suffer reach me for school[/quote]

ipo.......went to sch with d big Ghana must go filled with MA stuffs but only came back with my school bag and a polythene bag.. dey stole up to my underwears

Oh u forgot to add witchcraft activities,miss koikoi,pink lady,jacking of lockers,some seniors not wanting to go to the dinning cos they don't want guys to think they are food mongers,night prep and it's activities...lol..i remember how I ran home from sch as a junior student,under the pretence that I was sick and needed to threat myself and my mum decided to take me back to sch,oh God u need to see the way I chased after the vehicle as it was leaving,if I could I would have jakie chand my way into that car...

Every fresher was made to sing and dance on their first night . I hold the record for crying while I was in JSS1 ... I really suffered in bapist boys high sch abk

NizyO01:
Oh u forgot to add witchcraft activities,miss koikoi,pink lady,jacking of lockers,some seniors not wanting to go to the dinning cos they don't want guys to think they are food mongers,night prep and it's activities...lol..i remember how I ran home from sch as a junior student,under the pretence that I was sick and needed to threat myself and my mum decided to take me back to sch,oh God u need to see the way I chased after the vehicle as it was leave,if I could I would have jakie chand my way into that car...

my dear dat miss koikoi made me shevered whenever I walked alone in d dark either coming from my late computer lesson from d computer lab or over staying in d prep class....... nt to 4get d bush baby story(lol dose days sha)

9. Lusbianism/Omosexulality
This portion is neglected by the developer of this story. This is exactly where chances are given to generate all sort of atrocities, immoralities etc.

10. Cultism
In the event of proving seniority at schools comes in this very motive where different kind of gangs, groups are being formed in order to enhance their power and activities so as to gain more freedom.

So therefore, going to boarding house is far more than that 8 initial experience listed up there.

BOARDING HOUSE IS A BUNDESLIGA!!!

Gerarahere joo.

DrChukzy:
u attended Unity Ode-Aye?

Yes bro!!!

Left in '93 for Unity School, Agbharo, Delta state

I dislike boarding kids in school except for those dat are matured enough

TrollTrap:
Lol you forgot to add these:

Scaling the fence and going home/going to the market to get more provisions/watch football match

Selling/cooking indomie, rice, spag, yam lol ( I miss them days Meehn)

When you call uncle or Aunty or parents to send airtime so you could sell it and use the money. So now you're walking around the hostels in search of a buyer

Feigning sickness when it's time for labour lol

Hiding under the bunk during labour

"Taxing" junior students on resumption day or visiting day.

Making your school sons get you something to eat

General lashing:the day of reckoning, I always dreaded this day as a junior student. After the lashing Na your body go tell una

Lol so true.. exactly same with my sch.. wasn't der till my senior year tho..so I only suffered

My Experience at St Gregory's College

NizyO01:
Oh u forgot to add witchcraft activities,miss koikoi,pink lady,jacking of lockers,some seniors not wanting to go to the dinning cos they don't want guys to think they are food mongers,night prep and it's activities...lol..i remember how I ran home from sch as a junior student,under the pretence that I was sick and needed to threat myself and my mum decided to take me back to sch,oh God u need to see the way I chased after the vehicle as it was leave,if I could I would have jakie chand my way into that car...

madam koikoi and her missing one leg of shoe

my experience was terrible Lol.. I couldn't stay till senior year.. they stole almost err thing I got.. I only suffered didn't enjoy reign as senior tho

DeleSuper1:
9. Lusbianism/Omosexulality
This portion is neglected by the developer of this story. This is exactly where chances are given to generate all sort of atrocities, immoralities etc.

10. Cultism
In the event of proving seniority at schools comes in this very motive where different kind of gangs, groups are being formed in order to enhance their power and activities so as to gain more freedom.

So therefore, going to boarding house is far more than that 8 initial experience listed up there.

BOARDING HOUSE IS A BUNDESLIGA!!!

Gerarahere joo.

boarding house guys all know this. She cant mention all nah.
How about two seniors calling you just to test rep?
Teachers reporting seniors they are scared of to other teachers?
When u report a senior and the teacher tells the senior to take care of you that u are his brother and in ur mind u know ure dead. Lmao

Chai Op, u nailed it.
Back then I was so small(but I wasn't the youngest) that my classmates bully me.
I was known as Lastborn, so junior students call me senior Lastborn. Hehehehe.

Aboy there! Last Man.

Boys Model Sec Schl. Patani, Delta State.

Abia State Senior Science School, Ihie, Chai my God! Wetin I no see?! Was it farming for teachers in the name of agricultural practical, abi fetching water for teachers, inspection, your own; water and food committee boys giving their own classmates work and breaking their plates anyhow; impromptu speeches(i loved this one but sha towards the time for the most senior students to hand over their posts, na die be that. No matter how you explain the topic, you must go and stand on stage after receiving correct "busky" on your back in front of the whole school); abi village boys chasing us after night prep, and as we race to our hostel screaming, some girls must have fallen down with their cries of chest pain , abi those nyama nyama village boys peeping through our bathroom windows as we bathe, kai . Nna eh, na God save person. But sha, I might not have turned out well if I had not attended that school. They shaped my life. From 2012 till months ago when I was still living on the last floor of my hostel in school, I could go downstairs to fetch water, fill up every container I have and still be waxing strong( that school turned me into "jaki" . Thank God for that life, I look back and I don't regret it!

I didnt go to a boardin skul...i always wanted to go....buh den again m happy i didnt...my frnds der would complain of hw terrible it was..de neva got exposed to real life nd as a result...re easily mislead in d uni....proudly EX-UNSSECITE

Singing......" when I remember Feddy, water runs down from my eyes, ayeeee ayeeee water runs down from my eyes"


Ooooh I remember my days at Federal Government College Port Harcourt like it was yesterday.

Glory House, Tuck shop, Basketball Court (the perfect spot to skip classes), NEW Assembly Hall, Mr. Okon (this guy's peanut is still the best Ive had), Technical Drawing/carpenter's workshop (the one place no girl visits and returns the same ), Music Theatre (my Secret Chamber - where I and my reverend sister have our Bible fellowship ).....

Red Nights, Rising, morning jogging (I still maintain the culture of jogging on Tuesdays, Thursdays -this morning and Saturdays), Committee of Committed Dinning Grubbers (Food Gluttons), Gate Crashing, MOPO - Movement Of People Outside, NAS - Non Academic Students (truants)..... MEMORIES

boys are now men

olive282:
I didnt go to a boardin skul...i always wanted to go....buh den again m happy i didnt...my frnds der would complain of hw terrible it was..de neva got exposed to real life nd as a result...re easily mislead in d uni....proudly EX-UNSSECITE

wtf!
They were more exposed to the real life than you!
They learn to be independent earlier!wtf are you talking about....which one be real life.
Nobody who attended boarding house can be misled in uni as as how na.
They are the more matured and strong willed ones...just say you no fit relate!no dey talk trash.

Day students are halfbaked mommy's pet....and can hardly handle challenges thrown at them... Can you imagine you come home everyday to eat and sleep and you say you know real life?....

Them done forget you for school before?.....and you manage with garri for months that's real life!

Representing NNSS PH

czarr:
wtf!
They were more exposed to the real life than you!
They learn to be independent earlier!wtf are you talking about....which one be real life.
Nobody who attended boarding house can be misled in uni as as how na.
They are the more matured and strong willed ones...just say you no fit relate!no dey talk trash.

Day students are halfbaked mommy's pet....and can hardly handle challenges thrown at them... Can you imagine you come home everyday to eat and sleep and you say you know real life?....

Them done forget you for school before?.....and you manage with garri for months that's real life!

Representing NNSS PH

Dats ur view....we aint talkin abt dsame tin

Leave wey go boarding to remrmber back in de days na!!

amzee:
Somebody should please summarise all this epistle for me.

Cant forget how we use to hide pots and stove in the ceilings during inspection day by our patron..

olive282:





Dats ur view....we aint talkin abt dsame tin

I think we are tho.
Your school in full please...

i recall playing a fast one on a wicked senior back in boarding school. the guy too dey beat we the juniors. he is so lazy he can hardly do anything without beckoning on juniors to do.

I wrapped mosquitonet around my body with my face fully covered and a koboko in my hand. I now went to where the guy sleeps. I feigned masquerade voice while giving him 'tasere' on his body so he may feel the pains he inflicted on us. o'l boy the guy screamed and shouted ghost and people in the room all struggled to leave through the window while I disappeared though the main door full of smiles at my actions.

Boarding school was were I meant how to lure a goat and kill it without much noise.... FGC .......