ajebuter:


Welcome to Reality 101 jare, Ejire oba omo..

Mo ki yin ni he yen oooo.

Aku bi oju Ojo a'iye awon oniro, ojelu APC seri ooooo? Ki Oluwa gba wa lo wo ijoba amunisin yi ooooo.

Luckylife:
That was their grand plan initially, so that the unused budget allocation will be used in settling campaign sponsors . Imagine 6.4 trillion!

Apparently u dont know what budget it. Which school u go sef?? Budget is not money. because u plan to buy wristwatch of N10 does not mean u have the N10 in your acc. Budget is what govt plans to spend. It is just a piece of paper till the funds are available, u hear!

Hope u understand now

Bunch of ill-prepared, mentally mal-functional mis-fits!

olafum1:
What is it with this lying govt for God's sake.. ..

Person no dey make mistakes na im I make mistake go vote them.. .
APC no vex Abeg, I won't repeat d foolishness in 2019, but Pls stop lying and stop confusing yourselves

And someone will come to tell me that these people ain't corrupt and supper clueless. It is just few days to may 29th, let's see what our able president will talk.

Firefire:



Mo ki yin ni he yen oooo.

Aku bi oju Ojo a'iye awon oniro, ojelu APC seri ooooo? Ki Oluwa gba wa lo wo ijoba amunisin yi ooooo.

Adura gidi..

Mo se amin repete..

Ire oh

preciousmaro:
All promises cancelled, . Its pains 2 be an apc member right now, cos their baba just dey fall their hand.

I'm telling you folk! The party have squandered the goodwill of the gullible people who believe in them.Noticed that most of the fanatic zombies here have disappeared or changed monika? May it never be well with APC.

Is Nigeria the most ' corrupt ' country in this world? And the most looted?
If yes, then all our past leaders have cases to answer ( not just GEJ).
If not, how many of those other countries naively do their budgets based on the expected recovered loots without considering that the custodian countries cannot easily let go. They indirectly encouraged it in the first place.
What is that saying about a bird in hand.

God help Nigeria from the hand of our leader ,our money has been given to OIC

Are the Muurfuckas in the north blowing up pipelines or destroying Nigeria's economy ?



Nah , i didn't think so


Kindly park well

thank you

selectedhero:


are you from toronto?
obviously you cant see muurfuckas in the north displaying nepotism. when every thing is meant for the 95% you will experience sabbotage. don't mistake o. i am a born and bred northerner, at least by geography but wetin don ever reach me seff and wetin don ever reach middle belt. vote for one ____ who doesn't know _____ . and APC wants us to live on stories. incompetence everywhere. i wonder what would have happened if the ebola outbreak happened during this administration.

zombies see your government, All Promises cancelled (APC).

Interesting.
Where is Femi Gbaja/ biamila?
Bloody HYPOCRITE will not make any noise now.

I'm a Buhari fan. However, this govt is not being fair at all. Mopping up fund liquidity, removing subsidy on fuel and later on fertilizer. ForEx is not easy to come by. Now, you can't fully implement budget less than a month after being passed.
This is real austerity. Nigerians should put on their thinking caps in order to alleviate hard times ahead.
God bless Nigeria.

blackpanda:


Apparently u dont know what budget it. Which school u go sef?? Budget is not money. because u plan to buy wristwatch of N10 does not mean u have the N10 in your acc. Budget is what govt plans to spend. It is just a piece of paper till the funds are available, u hear!

Hope u understand now

Mr professor where your brain stop that where mine start . I don't know if you are partially blind I said budget allocation, any reasonable govt that made their budget, must have done feasibility study where the money may come from . Don't tell me that crap in defends of this confused, inconclusive, nepotism, bigotry etc APC government.

Thought Magu claimed that EFCC has recovered a staggering amount of looted funds of which no one have been convicted till date? How about the China borrowing? Now tell me-is the Buhari/APC's government not the most daftest, stupidest, super-clueless,grossly irresponsible government of modern time? Absolutely they are!

Firefire:
Another tales by moonlight story from the bigest fraudulent government in the history of Nigeria.

After the long media noises and how the budget being an 'expansionary fiscal policy' will ameliorate the suffering of Nigerians and bring comfort to our sick economy, the Goverment is now singing in another tune?

APC, why

You dey ask why ni?

In the voice of late Gbenga Adeboye: abinibi yato si ablility, won rii oogun e shey ni won shey npoyi i loju kan bi chair Barber Mushin

Enu lasan lasan lawon eleyi ni, bi ti ajakara. Ko si direction abi policy kan soso lati tuko Nigeria

im one of the oldest nairalander and rarely throw comments around...i only read and move on ....This is the worst comment iv ever read...you are an ignoramus.....

DaBullIT:
For some people


If this present administration just coughs they will laugh , wail and rejoice


Budget was based on projection and that calculation has been faulted because muurfuckas in the Eastern region keep blowing up pipes


Furthermore , Assets seized are truly not all in cash in all the cases , and since UK ,US, Swiss among other countries are yet to refund cash , I do not think anyone rich enough to buy assets will be willing or able to buy said assets for fear of prosecution or persecution


Immediate solution is not available , and again the Eastern Region and their love for blowing up pipelines to commit fraud and free money is Nigeria's predicament

jerseyboy:
Here we go again

Yea! APC = All Promises Cancelled. Its understandable.

Firefire:



Mo ki yin ni he yen oooo.

Aku bi oju Ojo a'iye awon oniro, ojelu APC seri ooooo? Ki Oluwa gba wa lo wo ijoba amunisin yi ooooo.

Amin o eyan mi.

Jewelries and wrist watches?

Oro buruku tohim terin

In the voice of APC keke Marwa:

Jonathan sef!

DaBullIT:
For some people


If this present administration just coughs they will laugh , wail and rejoice


Budget was based on projection and that calculation has been faulted because muurfuckas in the Eastern region keep blowing up pipes


Furthermore , Assets seized are truly not all in cash in all the cases , and since UK ,US, Swiss among other countries are yet to refund cash , I do not think anyone rich enough to buy assets will be willing or able to buy said assets for fear of prosecution or persecution


Immediate solution is not available , and again the Eastern Region and their love for blowing up pipelines to commit fraud and free money is Nigeria's predicament

so the east controls the economy. Shame on u.

Korrection:
im one of the oldest nairalander and rarely throw comments around...i only read and move on ....This is the worst comment iv ever read...you are an ignoramus.....

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Turns out i am pretty much older than you on Nairaland , and this is the first time anyone would say anything like that to me , Perhaps you've been saying that to people which would mean you are one of the rarest dumbest ones on nairaland .

and if you feel my comment is the worst you've read , try and get a doctor to check you out , that comment is trending . just click trending button , that's if you can pull your head out of your arsse for once

DaBullIT:
For some people


If this present administration just coughs they will laugh , wail and rejoice


Budget was based on projection and that calculation has been faulted because muurfuckas in the Eastern region keep blowing up pipes


Furthermore , Assets seized are truly not all in cash in all the cases , and since UK ,US, Swiss among other countries are yet to refund cash , I do not think anyone rich enough to buy assets will be willing or able to buy said assets for fear of prosecution or persecution


Immediate solution is not available , and again the Eastern Region and their love for blowing up pipelines to commit fraud and free money is Nigeria's predicament

captain zombie.3rd batallion

ajebuter:



Six Gulders for you..

How did u know the brand? U should av added 3 sticks of dunhill switch... .

Lazy brains we av as leaders. Eff dem.

Where they expecting the stolen monies to be realised immediately? All these things take due processes unlike in our own case. Are they trying to tell us that the President actually signed and approved of the budget relying on some imaginary money in the air? Even me no dey plan my small life that way.

elvisdaniels:
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. Zombies clapped *He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. they Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. zombies clapped *He paid subsidy. they also clapped. 3. When he removed all road blocks. they clapped. *When he reinstalled road blocks. they also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. as usual they clapped. *He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. they clapped. *He devalued the Naira. they clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. they clapped. *He has the office of the first lady. zombies clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1.apc zombies clapped *$1 is officially equal N280. Apc are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. they cut clapped. *Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. they are still clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. their fans clapped. *Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. *Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. *Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. 12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped. * Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped. Apc and hypocritical ZombieS are still clapping and ON THE LOOSE

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Bro this your project work is excellent! Score ; 100 %.

Pavarottii:
My take, is that only payment of salaries and allowances that will be implemented. If u r waiting for capital projects. U must be on a very long high jump.

Confused govt. Shebi our GDP grew by 0.36% in d first quarter. Let us see how many this second quarter, if it won't enter Minus.

APC thought governance is all about stealing money because they tot was the only thing PDP was doing. Now u there, money u no come even see thief, so the frustration of that gives birth to the Zero Knowledge of Good management and governance.

Empty skulls parading themselves as leaders. Copy and paste government, they couldn't even prepare a budget on their own, to show the level of laziness and dumbness of APC, they just did copy and paste from PDP own and inflated figures to steal to set off their election debts. Even that one sef, them no fit copy and well, only one budget, missing, padded, 2 diff copies, some ministers don't even know wat is in their ministry, lawmakers put and remove, executive put and remove, grey areas, at a point in time they just had to pass the rubbish budget, where aso rock renovation is more than renovation for almost fed universities. It's a shame to call urself a Nigeria under buhari's led administration.

Good riddance.

I support you bro. APC chain

blackpanda:


Apparently u dont know what budget it. Which school u go sef?? Budget is not money. because u plan to buy wristwatch of N10 does not mean u have the N10 in your acc. Budget is what govt plans to spend. It is just a piece of paper till the funds are available, u hear!

Hope u understand now

really? so if the fund are not available till 2019 that means Nigeria will be disaster?

Zombie way na one way!

elvisdaniels:
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. Zombies clapped *He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. they Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. zombies clapped *He paid subsidy. they also clapped. 3. When he removed all road blocks. they clapped. *When he reinstalled road blocks. they also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. as usual they clapped. *He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. they clapped. *He devalued the Naira. they clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. they clapped. *He has the office of the first lady. zombies clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1.apc zombies clapped *$1 is officially equal N280. Apc are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. they cut clapped. *Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. they are still clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. their fans clapped. *Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. *Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. *Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. 12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped. * Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped. Apc and hypocritical ZombieS are still clapping and ON THE LOOSE

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darlingtonIIV:
really? so if the fund are not available till 2019 that means Nigeria will be disaster?

No that means we work with what we have. Remember the budget was passed almost half way into the year. So of cos all the projections have been distorted. You cant spend what u dont have. Its that simple

Lai Muhammed will debunk it very soon, I'm expecting his own version of the story.. If you won't be able to implement all, no wahala, but make sure you implement those parts of the budget that will ease the suffering of the masses, even if it cost you guys your salaries and other benefits. Some of them, if not all were in politics before now, and I'm sure that they will survive without salaries and benefits...