THE GIRL I WILL MARRY SHOULD READ AND UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS CAREFULLY***
1.If we are having an argument, I will always be RIGHT.
2. In case you are right, then know that point number 1 takes over.
3. When I come home past midnight , just know am coming from a meeting, period.
4. Don't ever compare me with your ex, If he was good, what the hell are you doing with me now?
5.I have Ex-girlfriends! THAT'S A BIG FACT! Better live with it darling! Don't even bother asking how many they are because, truth is, I WILL LIE. You already know who my role model is, KING SOLOMON of course.
6. Remember Its Your job to be neat always. NOT MINE. So finding dirty socks on my gas cooker is as normal as Arsenal losing a match! Live with It dear.
7.My phone is my phone, stay away from it. In case you see me going out to pick some calls, don't dare ask. Just know that's my swag and get yourself busy by making me some tea......But as for you, receive all your calls in the room, and make sure you activate the loudspeaker.
8. If it happens that i beat you and a visitor comes in almost immediately, just put a smile on your face and pretend like nothing had happened.
9. When we are hanging out and you see other girls hugging me, don't bother dear, Just know they are all my cousins.
10. Well I don't drink, so when we are two in the house and you feel or perceive some alcoholic scent coming from anywhere close to my mouth, Just know its coming from our neighbors, simple!
These are just some, when you park into the house I'll give you the rest. Thanks for understanding me in advance...

So how do we pass ur message to her??
Her contact please!!

Otapiapia don't finish for market abi? Iranu!

the person who read out your names during your naming ceremony must have mistakingly omitted the number 4 nd 7 which read;
4)Nebuchadnezzar
7)Adolf Hitler

that number 5 tho

addition

when my team is playing, you better support them as there wont be time for telemundo or zee world

N after dis rules ur marriage must be baked in heaven

another addition

you better deactivate your Facebook, instagram, snapchat, bbm and whatsapp account as i am the only person you can talk to.... and for my own accounts, you better stay far away from them cuz i have so many cousins online

nb; no bashing pls as this is merely a joke and for fun

I concur.

It's ur choice

if that's Ur rules....


GET A SLAVE, NOT A WIFE..

K

Who cares?

Hell No.

WTF is this? What are you feeling like op?

This is what kids stil under their parents do. They sit in their cots opening threads here and there for the fun of it.

Thats slavery , you need a slave not a wife. boy.

I think u av to refer to de village for such type of woman

@ princebishop and myguy01, before I agree to all these terms and conditions... Let me see ur will first 👀👀👏👏👏

Idydarling:
@ princebishop and myguy01, before I agree to all these terms and conditions... Let me see ur will first 👀👀👏👏👏

you kidding right

My phone is my phone, stay away from it. In case you see me going out to pick some calls, don't dare ask. Just know that's my swag and get yourself busy by making me some tea......But as for you, receive all your calls in the room, and make sure you activate the loudspeaker. MY future wife in nairaland.. can u hear this..... pls