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How To Make A Woman Happy by bisoyeg(m): 10:54am On Aug 24, 2009
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9, a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked


2. Bring alcohol
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by sexyLeamon(f): 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2009
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked


2. Bring alcohol


grin grin
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by bydot1(m): 2:21pm On Aug 25, 2009
Dnt have much time to read all these
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by bydot1(m): 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2009
Wrong section
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by Abbeycity4(f): 2:26pm On Aug 25, 2009
by.dot:

Dnt have much time to read all these

Same here too sad

sexyLeamon:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked


2. Bring alcohol


grin grin

Am sure it's only dat part u c angry
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by Ben13: 2:28pm On Aug 25, 2009
cos that's the part that made it a joke
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by biola44: 3:03pm On Aug 25, 2009
cool
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by romsky: 8:21am On Aug 26, 2009
cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by studio43(m): 8:29am On Aug 26, 2009
Lol, Na only that show up Naked i dey see from wia i dey
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by romsky: 8:34am On Aug 26, 2009
wetin u wan do with her self u 2minute boi?
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by Dwayne(m): 8:48am On Aug 26, 2009
Lost
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by romsky: 8:58am On Aug 26, 2009
police station no near u?
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by sylve11: 10:09am On Aug 26, 2009
question cool
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Aug 26, 2009
@topic
slap the living daylights out of her, i bet she will learn to be happie all the daiz of her life

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