1. Discounts.
you get discounts when you visit the cinemas.


In real life, when you ask for a discount, the cashier is like,



2. Long holidays
In University, you get a few months off school for holidays.


In real life, you go for thanksgiving over a 20-working-days leave.


Or even worse, everyday is a holiday because you’re unemployed.



3. Partying on weekdays.
In Uni, you can party on weekdays either because the next day is lecture-free, you don’t have morning lectures or you just don’t care.


In real life, party on a weekday, arrive at the office hungover, and the office is going to throw you another party. A send-forth party.



4. Not showing up.
In school, you choose not to show up, just because there’s no attendance.


But in real life, you tell your boss, “Sorry I didn’t show up because I…”



5. Making mistakes.
In Uni, you make mistakes and worst case, you take the course again.


But in real life, in this harsh Naija economy,


And you’ll just be there like.


Thank you for your time sir

Feel free to add more examples you think makes school life way different from real life

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Lol; nice one

The cinema part tho .. As long as u have ur school ID card..

in uni you can get have any chick for the night no strings attached but in real life......... Chicks be like "you tasted it!...you gotta put a ring on it!...."