A clas was havin religious studies. Mary was always slpn in clas. 0ne day the teacha decidd 2 ask her a question whle she was slpn. "mary who was da creator of the universe?" a boy sitin bhind her poked her with hs pencil "God almighty"sh screamd, "good!"Sh said "now mary who was the creatorz son", da boy poked ha again "jesus christ!" she exclaimd. "good again! Nw mary wat did eve say 2 adam afta they had their 4th chld?" once agan da boy poked nd sh screamd "if u stick that thng into 1 mre time, im gna take it, break it in half n shove it up ur ass!!"