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| God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 2:25am On Nov 19, 2005 |
GOD'S EMAIL One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good. Well, He thought for a moment and thought maybe He'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good." God said this was not good. So He decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that e-mail said? --- --- --- --- Oh, you didn't get one either, huh? Bummer. |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 2:29am On Nov 19, 2005 |
  that was cute,,, |
| Re: God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 2:33am On Nov 19, 2005 |
i know right? |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 6:17am On Nov 19, 2005 |
Call me dumb, but i don't get it.   |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 7:23am On Nov 19, 2005 |
well it means since u dont know wat the email said ure one of the bad ones .... |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 7:24am On Nov 19, 2005 |
but not that cute.. duh... just kidding |
| Re: God's Email by icingbaby(f): 7:37am On Nov 19, 2005 |
nice one wesleyanA |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 11:12am On Nov 19, 2005 |
I got one... I know wat it said!!!! Thanks for the help tolulope. |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 11:17am On Nov 19, 2005 |
hot angel... u wish.... that is if ure reallly hhhoooott.... |
| Re: God's Email by goodguy(m): 1:44pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
stupid! |
| Re: God's Email by owolabi(m): 2:33pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
            googguy nigerianss y dont you learn to appreciate na wah oh. |
| Re: God's Email by goodguy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
funny! |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:11pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
owolabi: its because he didnt get one from God!! tolutope: ohhh hunnie, i dont wish ooo... i really got one. |
| Re: God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 10:12pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
and can you for the sake of kindness tell us --the 95% who didn't get one -- what the message says? |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:13pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
NO! |
| Re: God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 10:14pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
please |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:15pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
get thee behind me! |
| Re: God's Email by goodguy(m): 10:16pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
satan! |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:16pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
i didnt say that! |
| Re: God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 10:18pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
God didn't really send you the e-mail did he? i hope he sent my pastor one. i'll ask him what the e-mail said when i get to church tomorrow. |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:20pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
yes he did.. I am sure pastor got one. |
| Re: God's Email by WesleyanA(f): 10:20pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
hehe |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:22pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
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| Re: God's Email by goodguy(m): 10:24pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
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| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 10:25pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
dum dum! |
| Re: God's Email by christyne(f): 2:08pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
I think i got one, wont u ask me wat it says b4 its too late? |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 2:44pm On Nov 27, 2005 |
so wat does it say christene? |
| Re: God's Email by christyne(f): 10:25am On Nov 28, 2005 |
sorry, tolulope, i said b4 its too late.........its late. |
| Re: God's Email by Nobody: 4:43pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
i received the email 12 times,he sent it to my inbox and bulk |
| Re: God's Email by tolutope(m): 9:29pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
tryin to b sharp hmm?;'christene.. and its tolutope |
| Re: God's Email by Okwy(f): 10:30pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
hahaha U guys are so fuuny most especially hot angel and tolulope.im really enjoying the jokes u guys crack here. |
| Re: God's Email by hotangel2(f): 6:09am On Nov 29, 2005 |
lol... Did chrystene get one too? Hunnie.. please don't them wat it is. WHoever got one in the bulk.. got the devil's email.. not God's emai. Cos God's email.. went straight to INBOX. |
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