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Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by WesleyanA(f): 3:44am On Nov 19, 2005
Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers

10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been! (Judges 14:5-cool.

9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!

7. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego! I told you never to play with fire!

6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!

5. Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!

4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again?

Look at your clothes! (Judges 6:11)

3. James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder! (Mark 3:17) 

2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again?!


And the number one Biblical saying of mothers is:
1. Jesus! Stop working on that old wood and come in and eat! You'd spend your life on that wood, if your father asked you to!
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by hotangel2(f): 6:00am On Nov 19, 2005
i was like... Then i had to cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by goodguy(m): 12:23pm On Nov 19, 2005
Is this meant to be a joke or a mockery??
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by owolabi(m): 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2005
good thinking
rolleyes
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by WesleyanA(f): 9:25pm On Nov 19, 2005
goodguy:

Is this meant to be a joke or a mockery??

jokes go in the jokes section i assume.
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by goodguy(m): 9:48pm On Nov 19, 2005
It doesn't sound like a joke to me. It seems more like mockery against the Christian religion.
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by WesleyanA(f): 9:50pm On Nov 19, 2005
goodguy:

It doesn't sound like a joke to me. It seems more like mockery against the Christian religion.

why you want some mockery against blonde individuals too? because i have those.  smiley
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by icingbaby(f): 2:32am On Nov 20, 2005
that funning cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by Oracle(m): 6:23pm On Sep 29, 2006
goodguy:

It doesn't sound like a joke to me. It seems more like mockery against the Christian religion.
What would be her reasom for doing that?
C'mon itz just a joke Goodguy.
Re: Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers by popsonj(m): 5:22pm On Sep 30, 2006
sounds more like a joke not a mockery grin

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