Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

LOL

hmmmm nice one

My head o

DAYYUM

>>>>Subscribing to the "bashing" that will follow the thread.

obadiah777: LOL

NO DAYUUUUM TODAY

Amost fell the syndrome '1st to comment' n 'this made it to frontpage'. gotten a 1st time experience of it though. nice scriptural defence

mike404: NO DAYUUUUM TODAY

DAYUMMMMMM

Wonders shall never end.

@op may d lord who guided you through thid research continue to bless you cause this is awsome and unique

**just passing with high speed**

@op may d lord who guided you through this research continue to bless you cause this is awsome and unique

Seek and you shall find; knock and the door shall be opened unto you; Ask and it shall be given unto you.

very funny

More as in Oliver twist

mtcheeeww ***********all these ENDTIME pastors sef*******

It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS

emalek: .

NO NEED TO RESERVE SPACE. AFTER THE FIRST COMMENTER HAS PARKED, ALL BETS ARE OFF. ONLY THE FIRST SPOT IS THE COVETED ONE.

The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman

.I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

For you I would slay 2 Goliaths

And of course the classic God told me to tell you that you are my...

Must u pple play with (BIBLE) ? U have to be wise and stop this your childish act

israel007: My head o

My belle o

Nice one..but if you see a true spirikoko, she'll give you verses that'll counter those you have down

Ex Boyfriend things!

obadiah777: NO NEED TO RESERVE SPACE. AFTER THE FIRST COMMENTER HAS PARKED, ALL BETS ARE OFF. ONLY THE FIRST SPOT IS THE COVETED ONE.

Slow network or the guy is still a learner.

Nice one....

Lwtmb

Paschal360:
Slow network or the guy is still a learner.

RIGHTTTTTTT

Abu Mikey: Preach

ERMM PULL OUT YOUR BIBLES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN