I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he
innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message
came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you
and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long
life.
*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the
Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings
jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you
may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your
family members.

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family
members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your
church and kill all your church members excluding
me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria
jooor!!!

Riogeese:
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he
innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message
came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you
and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long
life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of
riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the
Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings
jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you
may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your
family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family
members and all yours friends and relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your
church and kill all your church members excluding
me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....
Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria
jooor!!!

Lol

Lol

Hahahaha