Kondomatic:
I, on behalf of other Nigeria men distance ourselves from this op.

christopheru:
1. Thank him everyday for
‘saving’ you from the clutches of
spinsterhood.

You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.

You could always stay in the spinsterhood na

[/b]2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak
in the sheets on your wedding
night.

Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.[b]
That's what porn is for dum dum


3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.

He is always right. Just leave it.
[b]
Read 48 laws of power. 40 of them seeds to shutting the Bleep up

[/b]4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.

Back to a size 8 immediately.
[b]
Smoothies and salads and reduce fried foods

[/b]5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired.

Basically be superwoman.
[b]
Use mosquito net and stop stressing unnecessarily

[/b]6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear.

That’s true love right there.
[b]
Na you go de give smelly head na

[/b]7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.
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As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!!
[b]
That's your job.
Or do you do his job for him

[/b]8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.


If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down.
[b]
That's your job
How you do it is your business.

[/b]9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.

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So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it.

So you see earning more than him is hard.

[/b]10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you.

You know men will be men.
[b]
Why did you marry a cheater

[/b]11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault.

If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.
[b]
See above

[/b]12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.

Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say? [b]
Freeze and warm


13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.

What are you warming?
See above


14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.

Remember it’s your work, he is just helping.

That's your job

[/b]15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores.

Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol
[b]
All you need is a T-shirt and panties

[/b]16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else

You know the drill.
[b]
Read lq instead of gq

[/b]Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever.
you can add your own rule..