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Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by galatico(m): 5:16pm On Sep 02, 2009
Steven Gerard               -             General
Julio Baptista                 -             Beast
Iker Casilas                   -             Saint Casilas
Pepe                              -             Bus-stop (ata)
Michael Ballack              -              Bad luck  (Michael Barrack)
Nicolas Anleka               -              Yahoo boy
Solomon Kalou               -              Malu
Jan Klass Hutelaar        -                The hunter
Kareem Benzema           -               BENZ
Rud Van Nistelrooy          -                Rud Boy
Nemanja Vidic                 -             Wall        
Aghahowa                       -            Aghawonder
Obafemi Martins             -              Obagoal
Victor Valdes                   -              Folorunsho
Nani                                -              Nanny
Eric Cantona                   -              Eric the great
Kaka                                -             Omojesu
Arjen Robben                    -           Glass man
Van dar Sar                     -             Van dar Save
Messi - Merciless
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by temmytanny(m): 5:53pm On Sep 02, 2009
NASRI - NOSIRU
MALOUDA- MALU DA
MARK FISH- EJA
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
GALLAS- GALA
SAGNA - CHUKKY
CLICHY - KILISHI
WALCOT - BRT
JACK WILSHERE - WHEEL CHAIR
TERRY - TERROR
DIABY - DIABOLIC
ROONEY - AGBERO
ESSIEN -MAMA I WON GO DIE
MIKEL - CHUKKY
ROBINHO - ROBO
GERRAD- CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
WENGER - VULTURE
CROUCH - OPATOLA
DEFOE - RABBIT
SWP- OKERE
LENNON-SQUIRREL
ARSHAVIN - ASSASIN,AK47,RUSSIAN ROULETE,RARA(DWARF)
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by bandely(m): 6:06pm On Sep 02, 2009
Anelka                  Alhaji, Adebibu  shocked, Nneka
Drogba                 Aderogba, Baba don show, Deedee, Double D, DSquare
Joe Cole               Osejoko
Alex                      Aleshiloye
Lampard               Tulampa
Terry                    Olori Oko, Double Chief
Essien                  I work pass my money, Afamaco, Esanyen
Malouda               Malu
Rooney                 Wazza
Berbetov               Mamatov
Van der ser         Van der save
Nani                       Nanny
Scholes                Oracle
Ferdinand            Igbo  
Fabregas             Fabrepass
Asharvin               Assassin
Clichy                    Kelechi
Alumunia              Aluminium
Van Persie           V.P, Van pepper
Gerrard                General
Skrtel                   Shekete
Dossena              Extra tyre
Crouch                Ogologo, pole
Pizzaro                Woman Wrapper, Model
Shevchenko        Baba Iyabo, Pensioner
Ronaldinho          Eyin
Messi                   Messi boque, merciless
C. Ronaldo           Ororo
Shawn Wright Philips Tambolo
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by WarfyBoy(m): 6:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
John Terry, Mr Chelsea

Anelka, Nneka

Drogba, DD, Double D

Nasri, Indomie

Bentnder, Spaghetti

Almunia, Aluminium

Malouda, Malu, Cow

Messi, JuJu

Ronaldinho, E Pa, Bros, Father

Fabregas, FabreFuel

Ribery, Born Crying

Rooney, Bad Pikin

C. Ronaldo, Queen Elizabeth Pikin

Tevez, Hot Temper

Vidic, Minister Of Defence

Evra, Wall

Steven G, General

Nani, Nanny

Adebayor, Adebaba

Robinho, Omomo

Alex, Giant
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Sep 02, 2009
Cech = okada rider SWP = i want to run / 100 meters Drogba = professor offside Robben = plastic leg Rooney = boxer
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by zmurda(m): 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2009
omo, this is some funny s***
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by FAIDATH: 6:46pm On Sep 02, 2009
DROGBA-ADEROGBA
RONALDO- EYINLABI
PUYOL-PURO
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2009
FAIDATH:

DROGBA-ADEROGBA
RONALDO- EYINLABI
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Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2009
bandely:

Anelka                  Alhaji, Adebibu  shocked, Nneka
Drogba                 Aderogba, Baba don show, Deedee, Double D, DSquare
Joe Cole               Osejoko
Alex                      Aleshiloye
Lampard               Tulampa
Terry                    Olori Oko, Double Chief
Essien                  I work pass my money, Afamaco, Esanyen
Malouda               Malu
Rooney                 Wazza
Berbetov               Mamatov
Van der ser         Van der save
Nani                       Nanny
Scholes                Oracle
Ferdinand            Igbo  
Fabregas             Fabrepass
Asharvin               Assassin
Clichy                    Kelechi
Alumunia              Aluminium
Van Persie           V.P, Van pepper
Gerrard                General
Skrtel                   Shekete
Dossena              Extra tyre
Crouch                Ogologo, pole
Pizzaro                Woman Wrapper, Model
Shevchenko        Baba Iyabo, Pensioner
Ronaldinho          Eyin
Messi                   Messi boque, merciless
C. Ronaldo           Ororo
Shawn Wright Philips        Tambolo
temmytanny:

NASRI - NOSIRU
MALOUDA- MALU DA
MARK FISH- EJA
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
GALLAS- GALA
SAGNA - CHUKKY
CLICHY - KILISHI
WALCOT - BRT
JACK WILSHERE - WHEEL CHAIR
TERRY - TERROR
DIABY - DIABOLIC
ROONEY - AGBERO
ESSIEN -MAMA I WON GO DIE
MIKEL - CHUKKY
ROBINHO - ROBO
GERRAD- CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
WENGER - VULTURE
CROUCH - OPATOLA
DEFOE - RABBIT
SWP- OKERE
LENNON-SQUIRREL
ARSHAVIN - ASSASIN,AK47,RUSSIAN ROULETE,RARA(DWARF)

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Deadout
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by FAIDATH: 6:55pm On Sep 02, 2009
LAMPARD-LANTERN
HENRY-IGWE1
MESSI-HAVE MERCY
JOE COLE-JOKO
INIESTA-FINEST BOY
SAVY-ODUN TO
KANU- I WAS DETER {MIND)
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Purist(m): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2009
Zidane = The Lord is my barber

Shawn Wright Philips = Okada / Seun Wright Philips

Drogba = Aderogba

Bacary Sanga = Bakare Sanya / Crossbreed (donkey & camel)

Nasri = Nasiru

Anelka = Alhaji

Tevez = Vampire

Ferdinand = F'agbo

Messi = Merciless Messi

Vidic = Bus Stop / Headmaster

Van der Sar = Van der Save

Essien = Eru'ku

Gerrard = Captain Fantastic

Asharvin = Ashafin / Assasin

Fabregas = Fabre-pass

Kanu = Papilo
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by chic2pimp(m): 8:54pm On Sep 02, 2009
temmytanny:

RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
ROONEY - AGBERO
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Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Borat1: 9:17pm On Sep 02, 2009
Eduardo - Ocean diver grin
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by annyplenty(m): 9:58pm On Sep 02, 2009
rabiu afolabi --------- robo cop

puyol --------- baba lati
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by annyplenty(m): 10:01pm On Sep 02, 2009
arsene wenger ------------ aro wenger, arsenal wenger

edmundo -------------------- animal
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by adaku123(f): 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2009
Warfy Boy:

John Terry, Mr Chelsea
Messi, JuJu
Robinho, Omomo
bandely:


Drogba                 Baba don show
Essien                  I work pass my money, Afamaco
Crouch                Ogologo
Pizzaro                Woman Wrapper
C. Ronaldo           Ororo

On Point,  grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Ibime(m): 10:14pm On Sep 02, 2009
Purist:

Zidane = The Lord is my barber


[size=25pt]BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/size] grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by follypimpi(m): 10:24pm On Sep 02, 2009
Ronaldinho - Eyin Lomo
Malouda - Ohun ti da
Kanu - Papilo
Eduardo - Dudu
Bedtner - Bartender
Gattuso - God Father
Kaka - Cacascious
Essien - Agbero,Mario (Ibi lo ma kusi)
Aluminia - Alumi
James -Calamity
Lennon -Ikedia
Sneider -Esu owo bata
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by toideve(m): 10:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
Evra, Evra bus stop
Fletcher, Fele fele
Van der Sar, Van der save
C. Ronaldo, EFCC
Anelka, Alhaji
Fedinard, Amu'gbo
Clichy, Kelechi
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by vikiviko(m): 10:30pm On Sep 02, 2009
They are all funny.

Drogba's Aderogba is funny.

But this are my collections and my favourite is ; Eto Fils--- Lion of Africa

Victor Ikpeba- Prince of Monaco

Mutiu Adepoju- Headmaster

Yekini- Goalsfather

Friday Elaho-- Elastic Elaho

Collins Ebitimi-- Ibitimi ibiti Igbobi

Victor Agali & Kanu--- Twin Tower

Christian Chukwu--Chairman

Aghahowa--- Aghawonder

Tijani Babangida--- Speed Racer

Finidi George-- Finito

JJ Okocha--- Magician

Abdul Sule--- Sule leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Taribo West---Pastor West

Ronaldo da lima---Phenomenon

Edmundo--- The Animal

Yisa Sofoluwe-- Defence Minister

Bright Omokaro--10/10

Uche Okechukwu--- Gentle Giant

Steven Keshi--- The Boss

Rabiu Afolabi--- Robo Corp

Odegbami-- Mathematician
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by theviper1: 10:32pm On Sep 02, 2009
and how could u pple have forgotten mr Hristo Stoichkov aka the pig.
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by chyk91(m): 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2009
arshavin= ashimiu
clichy= kelechi bus stop
van persie = van p, van pe pe
almunia = alumina, aluminium
rosicky = rasaki
scholes= afin, albino
lampard = lampy
adebayor = adebapipe
drogba = duro gba
diaby = ninja turtle
aiyegbeni = baba ayeni, bagbeyeni
messi = merciless
crouch = nepa pole
aghahowa = pappy j
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by jalether(m): 11:32pm On Sep 02, 2009
Zidane= apari omo yakuba/ Ajirebi 2
Terry= terisi
Crouch= igi oparun
luiz Ronaldo=eyintomiwa
gallas=hammer head of horror
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by sucre05: 11:37pm On Sep 02, 2009
Terry-                   Teri si
Drogba-               Aderogba
Ronaldinho-          Eyin
Rooney-               Afin
Abramovich-         Baba olowo
Mourinho-            Special one
Gerrad-                D General
Almunia-              Aluminium
Js park-                Chinko
Vermaelen-          Gammalin 20
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Deichi(m): 1:14am On Sep 03, 2009
c.ronaldo-c.bobo
berbatov-babatope
solksjar- ole
walcot- usain bolt
wayne rooney - evilspirit, cheesy cheesy cheesy







**i cant please evey1 in the world, today wasn't your day, and tommorow aint good for u eida**
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by chic2pimp(m): 2:27am On Sep 03, 2009
jalether:

Zidane= apari omo yakuba/ Ajirebi 2
Crouch= igi oparun
luiz Ronaldo=eyintomiwa
gallas=hammer head of horror
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin LWKMD OOOOO CHEI NAIJA I SALUTE UNA OOOOO.
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MrCrackles(m): 4:04am On Sep 03, 2009
This thread is the funniest on NL so far this year
Some nicknames right up there i dont even understand, trying to pronunce it alone had me in bloody stitches! grin grin grin grin grin
I am flat out laughing like a mad fella! grin cheesy
Berbatov, Drogba, Luiz Ronaldo, Crouchie, Clichy, Anelka, Sagna, Essien and Zidane all have some funny ass nicknames naija stylee!
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by HarryPotter1(m): 5:06am On Sep 03, 2009
Drogba-Dr Ogba
Anelka-Nneka
Cech-Helmet
Bosingwa-Onye Ngwa
Henry-isi opi(pointed head)
Ronaldo-ezé ndi brazil(the brazilian teeth)
Evra-evra bus-stop
Sagna-fine boy
Van persie-Vampire/Vice president
Ferbregas-pepre pass
Anderson-aderbobo
Ferdinand-onye igbò/homo
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by MustardInc: 5:51am On Sep 03, 2009
kaka - anobi kaka

drogba - aderogba

essien - omo calabar
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by davidif: 6:40am On Sep 03, 2009
James -Calamity

he he he he he, funny.



KANU- I WAS DETER {MIND)

ha ha ha ha ha ha, chai, nairalanders sef.

MESSI-HAVE MERCY
Yes o, may the boy have mercy on him opponents o. Abeg make we no jam the guy for champs. league this year.

JOE COLE-JOKO
the boy sef don too sidon for the past several years because of injuries.

Kareem Benzema - BENZ
this is probably one of the coolest nicknames.
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by sley4life(m): 7:45am On Sep 03, 2009
Austin Okocha - jay jay, ball wizard
Zidan- Zizu
Winfred Agbonivare- Agbonibasket
Taye taiwo - Titi
Mutiu Adepoju- Headmaster
Henry- Igwe
Lampard- Lamp
Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Jarus(m): 8:42am On Sep 03, 2009
Other names for Zidane: Dean, Satellite,Baaba, Apari

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