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| This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(m): 8:44pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S THE WORD? DOCTOR, FIX MY D!CK BACK IN AND GET ME CIRCUMCISED PLEASE!!!!" |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(m): 8:57pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it." "Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?" "You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again,the young man explained about his degree from A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some [b]pussey[/b]willow down by the creek." The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you!" |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
*hic*  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by lysaa(f): 11:58pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
Sir, i see u got Mykalisheaf in ur farm. . do u mind if i borrowed 'It' for tonight?  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by bydot1(m): 12:12am On Sep 04, 2009 |
Its up to him |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
whats up to him by.dot? what are u talking about?  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Abbeycity4(f): 6:12pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
nonthing |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Sep 04, 2009 |
lysaa: whenever you want to dear  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by dani1luv: 11:19am On Sep 05, 2009 |
So what's the meaning of the topic |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Migines(m): 11:34am On Sep 05, 2009 |
Beats me. |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by CuteAngel(f): 11:43am On Sep 05, 2009 |
Read tru it again and again u will understand - olodu |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 11:49am On Sep 05, 2009 |
Dani likes it when dudes give him work to do. . .especially deleting threads. no wonder he clicked this  Mykolo keep them coming |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by dani1luv: 11:55am On Sep 05, 2009 |
ehn ben , . warn yasef oh |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Sep 05, 2009 |
why dont u do it? olorinla |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by CuteAngel(f): 11:57am On Sep 05, 2009 |
Dan2love |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 12:02pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
the guy like formal work eh. . .I no blame am sha na okro cause am. Clems I'm on YIM, hit me  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 12:12pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
Ben |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 12:14pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
Lab rat why u dey chaut my name this early mor mor. . .lol It's been long e chatted o, dickele |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 12:27pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
I no shout am. . . u nor dey hear well? Anyhow sha! if i call u again. . . na die be that |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 12:29pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
everybody for here know say you no well |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 12:35pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
That's not what my doc. said  |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
your doctor studied law and is practicing medicine |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 12:55pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
na he studied agric |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Ben13: 12:57pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
no wonder he's doctor to a lab rat |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by mamagee6(f): 5:56pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
,lol. |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 10:20pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
yea Ben. . . lil wonder |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by lysaa(f): 11:12pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
mykali:hope tomorrow won't be too late? |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by Donvilo(m): 11:31pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
Lab rat?! lol |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2009 |
 it's not a laughin matter |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by lysaa(f): 12:00am On Sep 06, 2009 |
cos "lab rats can't laugh" LOL |
| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by D1KeleVra(m): 1:05pm On Sep 06, 2009 |
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| Re: This Thread Should Be Locked by lysaa(f): 4:33pm On Sep 06, 2009 |
poor thing |
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