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Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2016
OP, you wish. angry
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by slimthugchimee(m): 6:57pm On Jul 05, 2016
teejaypee:


lol grin

not really, but i know someone! .
cheesy
is the name of the guy teejaypee.........






you enjoyed that moment grin tell me the truth before I...... angry

Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by csamii: 7:00pm On Jul 05, 2016
I'll let her rape me again and again. Even if she forgets, I will go to her place and remind her.
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by teejaypee: 7:55pm On Jul 05, 2016
slimthugchimee:
is the name of the guy teejaypee.........






you enjoyed that moment grin tell me the truth before I...... angry

Guy lol! grin . . Aint me ohh. . .

Besides I don't think there is anything to enjoy! cheesy

Abi you want to force me to admit? grin
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by freecocoa(f): 9:28pm On Jul 05, 2016
darkenedrebel:
I wouldn't do anything if it's Maria Sharapova or Serena/Venus Williams or Wendy Williams(yes I'm into grannies and MILFs too cheesy) or Jessica Alba or Khloe Kardashian or Freecocoa grin. . . .

Heck, I'll egg them on instead. Na rape be that? tongue
Psycho. grin

So I'm the last one on the list, okay o. undecided
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by NevetsIbot(m): 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
teejaypee:

lol. Remember!
You are the one being raped, . .you can't decide to stop [/b]
when JT gets tired, he'll go limp nani

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Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Gofwane(m): 10:07pm On Jul 05, 2016
There is nothing like female raping male. If you as a guy wasn't interested, why your prick stand?

Niggas be like chai! Na me be dis? Chai! See how toto dey open for me free of charge. Ah! Papa god, abeg bless dis girl for me.

Then later dey come to nairaland to create a thread saying they were raped. Shegen yaro!! Rape ko tape ni.
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Chrisrare: 11:42pm On Jul 05, 2016
csamii:
I'll let her rape me again and again. Even if she forgets, I will go to her place and remind her.
hahaha.. Cutehector coman see dis guy.
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by donbenedict(m): 3:24am On Jul 06, 2016
Chrisrare:
hahaha.. Cutehejctor coman see dis guy.
na sex starved somborri... na when she bang am to d point of death, he go beg tire.
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by niyot124: 7:22am On Jul 06, 2016
Chrisrare:
One of 'em was kindda attracted to me but i wasn't giving her attention. I guess dats d reason.

Well, that's just sad.
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jul 07, 2016
freecocoa:
Psycho. grin

So I'm the last one on the list, okay o. undecided

Probably because I subscribe to the school of thought that suggests saving the best for the last. You can't fault me on that. grin
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by freecocoa(f): 7:11pm On Jul 07, 2016
darkenedrebel:


Probably because I subscribe to the school of thought that suggests saving the best for the last. You can't fault me on that. grin
Lol, you always have an escape route, dontcha?

What's popping?
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 07, 2016
freecocoa:
Lol, you always have an escape route, dontcha?


I mentored Harry Houdini on the ancient art of escapism in my past life. Then I lectured Scarlet Pimpernel too on that same topic. . . . . .how else do you think he was able to evade police arrest during the French Revolution? grin

freecocoa:

What's popping?

You mean besides the uncountable cherries of jejune innocent girls that I've dedicated my time to 'popping'? grin

Well, I've just been getting dolled up for Saturday(the Wedding day) and I've been playing online virtual games and following local politics. . . . . nothing much. . . . . ..and of course, removing the brown wax in my Rabbit ears as you prescribed. cheesy cheesy
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by freecocoa(f): 8:00pm On Jul 07, 2016
darkenedrebel:


I mentored Harry Houdini on the ancient art of escapism in my past life. Then I lectured Scarlet Pimpernel too on that same topic. . . . . .how else do you think he was able to evade police arrest during the French Revolution? grin



You mean besides the uncountable cherries of jejune innocent girls that I've dedicated my time to 'popping'? grin

Well, I've just been getting dolled up for Saturday(the Wedding day) and I've been playing online virtual games and following local politics. . . . . nothing much. . . . . ..and of course, removing the brown wax in my Rabbit ears as you prescribed. cheesy cheesy
I don tire for you I swear, ah! cheesy


So Saturday's the big day, you didn't invite me na, I'd have been there, I know all will go smoothly,will be waiting for gist.

While you are doing all that, you forgot all about me shebi, those girls at the cinema have snatched you. cry
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:18pm On Jul 07, 2016
baranzy:
2will swallow 1000 gram of viagra and come the next day for anoda rape.....

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Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 9:06am On Jul 08, 2016
Chrisrare:
If u were raped by a lady or group of ladies what will u do, what actions will u take thereafter? How will u feel??

Discuss

Are u freaking kidding me? That's the 'America Dream Meeeeeen'....I will request for a three some angry
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 08, 2016
Chrisrare:
If u were raped by a lady or group of ladies what will u do, what actions will u take thereafter? How will u feel??

Discuss

Are u freaking kidding me? That's the 'America Dream Meeeeeen'...I will request for a three some angry
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by pedrilo: 9:56am On Jul 08, 2016
martineverest:
for erection to take place before the rapping process means that pe...niis sought for the guy's consent before process.there will be no case of rape
dem don giv u bj b4? if ur givin a hot bj, ur penis nor dey send any msg o, d tin go stand up and go d msg by itself
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by icebird25(m): 10:02am On Jul 08, 2016
I will go and give testimony
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 11:03am On Jul 08, 2016
freecocoa:
I don tire for you I swear, ah! cheesy

I don't recall you telling me you were into vulcanizing? grin And how can you be tired when it's only the 10th round? shocked

***eats Burantashi, hoicks her forward then positions her for the 11th round***

**In Reminisces' voice**: 'Wa fe ku lale yi o' grin grin


So Saturday's the big day, you didn't invite me na, I'd have been there, I know all will go smoothly,will be waiting for gist

And risk the chance of one of my uncles prying you away from my butterfingers? Not a chance in Tarnation! grin


While you are doing all that, you forgot all about me shebi


I had actually decided to call in after the whole wedding jamboree. Believe me you, I acted in bona fide interest for the both of us.
I wanted our heart-to-heart tête-à-tête to be without distractions. wink

those girls at the cinema have snatched you. cry

No they didn't. I am #Team_Free_Cocoa until the Hausa perfume I wore this morning dies out. grin grin
Re: Guys: If U Were Rape.d By A Lady What Will U Do?? by freecocoa(f): 3:06pm On Jul 08, 2016
darkenedrebel:


I don't recall you telling me you were into vulcanizing? grin And how can you be tired when it's only the 10th round? shocked

***eats Burantashi, hoicks her forward then positions her for the 11th round***

**In Reminisces' voice**: 'Wa fe ku lale yi o' grin grin



And risk the chance of one of my uncles prying you away from my butterfingers? Not a chance in Tarnation! grin



I had actually decided to call in after the whole wedding jamboree. Believe me you, I acted in bona fide interest for the both of us.
I wanted our heart-to-heart tête-à-tête to be without distractions. wink



No they didn't. I am #Team_Free_Cocoa until the Hausa perfume I wore this morning dies out. grin grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy

You, wetin dey your mouth eh, no be here.

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