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onstelly:
Make I book space first



Sandoski bring pop corn

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Wetin you wan book space for? Abi you no hear as brother ilegend talk say make woman no enter here? Just gerrarahia men! SHÍT!

Obiomon:
this girl is an hidiot ooohh... Give reasons
why you call the guy cow now!! Smh

Obiomon:
this girl is an hidiot ooohh... Give reasons why you call the guy cow now!! Smh

goldenone:
op your writing prowess is outta this world and you would certainly make a fortune and a name for yourself from writing! Can't wait to continue...

iLegend:
Part 4.9:

TRYING MY LUCK WITH GIRLS AS A NICE GUY, MY FAILURES AND BREAK THROUGH

Now, I don land. I know wetin I do wrong. I eff'd up big time by being TOO NEEDY, TOO PROTECTIVE, TOO NICE, TOO DESPERATE AND ALWAYS AVAILABLE. FUUUUUCCCK! I can't believe it.

After acquiring the skill my confidence around women skyrocketed to another level. The way I relate with them and all that. It was as if 'I'm the best in bed' was written all over my face from the way I carried myself. Girls could sniff it. Girls are like dogs sha — I like them. When you exude something, it'll be written in your body language and people can pick it up.

When my roommate in the new location started going through what I went through, I could feel his pains, but he would never listen to those kinda things. He is very funny, nice and a little religious. Although he likes to listen to naughty and dirty talk, then he'll jokingly shout 'God forbid o!'

A white girl came to visit him for the first time and he didn't know what to do. I felt for him and left the room, to give him some privacy, but he opened the door and was cracking jokes with her like Klint D Drunk. What a clown.

She came the next day and I gave him a condom; he looked at it, nervously laughed and humorously said, "I go slap you o!" I looked at him and said, "if you need some help don't hesitate to call on me. I'm on bonanza." The girl stayed and got bored. She was still there when my girl came. We all slept in that room. My bed was facing his.

The light was switched off and the room was dark. At 11PM, I turned my girl to spoon position, used my hand and covered her mouth and started banging. I no get time to waste. She couldn't endure the moan, so I intentionally removed my hand and fúcked her like that while moaning out loud.

The next morning my roommate's girlfriend looked at me with a bad girl kinda smile; I understood her. He came after me when his girl had left and said, "you bad o! How the thin' dey do you self? U no get shame o!" I laughed and said, "fear fear boy," and he replied with, "fear wetin?" But deep down I could feel his pain.

Guys brag too much, so they can never let other guy know about how they suck with women or in bed. I was like that too. If not for the internet I would've still been the nerd I was before. Open up and your problems will be solved. Even if it's not in this department. It's universal.

Boys/men, don't let these love songs you hear on radio deceive you. The guys who sing those songs are all bad boys and heart breakers! (I'm not encouraging you to be a bad boy or a heart breaker, but you need to learn how bad boys operate).

Learn from me; a word is enough for the wise. What happens between a boy and a girl or men/women are all related. Solving one problem solves many.

My experiences in life shaped me to become who I Am today.

So, guys if you were like me before; I BEG you to change now before it's too late... I can't stress this enough. Join the guys who have no tears to shed or remain a nice guy and be treated like a nice guy. Women don't want nice guys sexually, but only as friends. The day you'll want to cross the boundary (after all you've done for her or promised to do for her) she'll get angry and tell you she sees you as a friend or brother. And you know what that means — relatives don't bleep, except you wanna commit incest.

Take it or leave it. If you MUST have a girlfriend, then have it as an Alpha Male and be the LEADER not the follower. Take control, else you'll lose control, and probably become frustrated. Sorry in advance if you don't take action NOW.

Be great in bed and many problems relating to women will be solved by themselves. There's no much preaching in evening service. Let those who have ears hear.

These same principles work on blacks girls, white girls and Asian girls. Master one, learn all.

Lessons:

When you want to get a girlfriend by all means, you'll never get anyone, and if you manage to catch, you'll be too nice to her and that shows neediness and desperation. I'm not saying being nice is bad, but watch your back while you're nice

Women hate needy and desperate guys, except it's coming from a bad boy who knows what he's doing. Not all bad boys know what they're doing.

Intelligent+good in bed bad boys are hot-cakes. You're already intelligent so dump those stupid things called Viagra, tramadol and all. They all have side effects. Learn the natural way and your confidence will thank you for it.

Keep safe.

...to be continued with HOW WOMEN WORK: FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY

— iLegend™

iLegend:
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iLegend:
It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP?

iLegend:
It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP?

iLegend:
It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP?

iLegend:
Long Summary of Part 5

You can't buy a woman permanently, but you can confuse her with your money, glamor and wit for a period of time or years.

Nice guys are almost a turn off to most women. A woman can ONLY like a nice guy when she's done messing around with bad boys and she's ready to settle down. After all her adventures with bad boys, she'll finally settle down with a nice guy and the probability of (her) cheating is very slim.

She had experienced everything she needed to experience with bad boys, so there's nothing new under the sun. The only thing that'll make her cheat is if the nice guy sucks 'so badly' in the sheet every single time they dance shoki.

If she marries a bad boy who's good in the sheet she'll NEVER cheat. She'll only cheat if the bad boy is a chronic liar and an unfaithful bástard. When she gets tired of advising him to change, she'll revenge and cheat back.

Men are the reasons why women cheat. If you're good in bed she'll hardly cheat, but if you cheat too much she'll cheat back. It'll be a hit back-to-back.

If you suck in bed, then you're indirectly telling her to cheat and she will. Sad for you!

There's something intriguing and risky about doing something considered to be sacred, a taboo or a dangerous adventure. These things turn women on and only a bad boy can give it. Anything that's risky is fun (bad boys are 'risks,' 'sacred,' and 'taboos' themselves, so there's no need to look further).

Woman will keep loving bad boys, especially intelligent bad boys and there's nothing anyone can do about it. The only solution men have is to learn the art of bad boys and incorporate the knowledge with their nice guy wisdom. If you don't want to learn, then enjoy your heartbreak or broken marriage in advance.

Women select men, but men decide if the selection is right or wrong.

In the dating world, it looks like men select women, because they do the approaching, but in reality, women do the selection. Men only initiate and approve at the end.

[color=#CD1076]The power is not in the hands of who's selecting, but who's approving the selected.[/color]

If the president refuses to approve the bill, then it won't be passed.

The control is with THE MAN and if gives it away, he'll suffer it. Nice guys always give it away and that's why they get hurt by women.

Women don't intentionally hurt men. The paradigm in men and women is responsible for every actions women take.

If you know the paradigm, you'll have the best relationship or marriage EVER. This one no be say them say!

All I want YOU Mr. Nice Guy to do is to LEARN and stop being 'a nice guy,' but be 'a good-bad-boy,' then watch your life with women change in less than a month.

Finally, professing your love will make you lose her. DON'T EVER PROFESS YOUR LOVE. It's an attraction killer. If you want to keep a woman: 'keep quiet' and only take actions. The only time you should profess your love is the day you want to engage her. The moment a woman is certain of her position in your life before engagement she'll 90% of the time misbehave.

As a bad boy, you can profess love with humor and sarcasm if you like, but nice guys should NEVER try this (it's risky), else she'll look for another man despite how rich and good looking you think you are. Even if she stays with you because of the comfort she gets, her eyes will be outside; a sharp guy will bed her with ease.

Keep your 'I love you' to yourself — women don't like it. Although, it's a confidence booster, but it FREAKS them out. It's too much load to handle for a girl who wants to have fun).

'I love you' kills the love, intrigue, challenge, unpredictability, and many more.

You can say 'I love you' once in a while, but after reconciling from a long drama or misunderstanding that had lasted for long and it should be accompanied with a kiss and a hot love making session, else don't use it.

The more a woman misses you (the bad boy), the more she'll think about your previous crazy attitudes and the more she'll fall in love. Make women miss you. Don't always be available.

Master ESCOFi and you'll have female freedom.

Women are not the cause of their behaviors, but men. Take it or leave it.

...to be continued with BECOMING A BAD BOY (THE IRRESISTIBLE GUY)

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend™

iLegend:
omonighoblessing. Park well