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| See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by Nobody: 12:38am On Jul 06, 2016 |
VACANCY FOR THE POST OF NIGERIAN PRESIDENT Requirements: 1. SSCE O'Level (Original or Fake, Pass or Fail) 2. Not necessarily a good speaker of English, any Nigerian language will do. 3. Can have any bad attitude imaginable, money will cover for him. 4. Any age will do; if he dies on the seat, we could readily replace him. 5. No experience required for the delicate position. He needs not know anything, the Permanent Secretaries will worry about the rest. VACANCY FOR POSITION OF FRONT-DESK OFFICER Requirements: 1. At least B.Sc. English Language or related discipline 2. Excellent dress sense 3. Must have over-the-top inter-personal relationship skills 4. Must be willing to always add value to herself 5. Must be intelligent and of impeccable character 6. Must be very young, age not exceeding 25 years. Only young people are productive 7. Must have at least two years working experience in related field. All hail NIGERIA...The only country on the face of the earth where the conditions for becoming a street sweeper are way stricter than the conditions for becoming President! Remind me, where is Baba Bubu's WAEC self? Kikikikikikiki 3 Likes
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| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by gabinogem(m): 12:54am On Jul 06, 2016 |
So fùcking funny... 3 Likes |
| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by chriskosherbal(m): 1:57am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Very funny. 1 Like |
| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by Nobody: 4:34am On Jul 06, 2016 |
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| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by exco90(m): 5:51am On Jul 06, 2016 |
How should I laugh.? |
| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by babyfaceafrica: 7:38am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Not funny...and its not easy at all to be a president,if you know what aspirants do,you go fear!!!! |
| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by Nobody: 7:56am On Jul 06, 2016 |
babyfaceafrica: What they go through as aspirants....hmmm....yeah, I quite agree with you. What they lack in brain capacity, they make up for in JUJU and bags of rice and money. Funny enough, aspirants in advanced climes go through all the stress of politicking too, despite having brains....the office of President is supposed to belong to one of the country's best and brightest you know? Not unintelligent babalawos and thieves! 1 Like |
| Re: See Why It Is Easier To Be President In Nigeria Than Get A Job by babyfaceafrica: 11:07am On Jul 06, 2016 |
tolulakin:even the intelligent ones do jazz,that is africa for you,that is the reality..no juju no political position |
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