GUD MORNING GUYS happy holiday Pls say ur mind on dis..

Two of my frds came visiting with their female partners and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little cousin brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off 2 a quite beach. After chatting 4 few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we 4got d spoons at home.den told my little cousin 2 go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval saying ''I know u want 2 trick me so u can eat d whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we will wait 4 his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided 2 go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to whirl away time and wait 4 my cousin's arrival.
After 1hr, dere was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering wot could hv delayed him bcoz d distance between our house and d beach can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I were already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my cousin's return. After 4hrs,d hunger was so unbearable dat we decided 2 eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and dere, my cousin appeared 4rm behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food b4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Please if u were in my shoes, wot would u have done 2 ur cousin brother....??
pls say ur mind no harsh words plzz...

Will beat that fuckery out of him and throw him into the water let him die.

lolz...ur cousin na cow

Im breaking his head...

Throw him into the beach.....

Dat ur cousin na real comedian o

harrysjones:
GUD MORNING GUYS happy holiday Pls say ur mind on dis..

Two of my frds came visiting with their female partners and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little cousin brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off 2 a quite beach. After chatting 4 few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we 4got d spoons at home.den told my little cousin 2 go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval saying ''I know u want 2 trick me so u can eat d whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we will wait 4 his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided 2 go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to whirl away time and wait 4 my cousin's arrival.
After 1hr, dere was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering wot could hv delayed him bcoz d distance between our house and d beach can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I were already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my cousin's return. After 4hrs,d hunger was so unbearable dat we decided 2 eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and dere, my cousin appeared 4rm behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food b4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Please if u were in my shoes, wot would u have done 2 ur cousin brother....??
pls say ur mind no harsh words plzz...

no come spoil my thread..

Cutehector:
Will beat that fuckery out of him and throw him into the water let him die.

This doesn't even sound real

harrysjones:
no come spoil my thread..

wetin dey worry dis one? No be u say make person chook light ontop ur matter.

blood of Rebekah.. I will just drown him in the beach chikena

harrysjones:
GUD MORNING GUYS happy holiday Pls say ur mind on dis..

Two of my frds came visiting with their female partners and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little cousin brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off 2 a quite beach. After chatting 4 few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we 4got d spoons at home.den told my little cousin 2 go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval saying ''I know u want 2 trick me so u can eat d whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we will wait 4 his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided 2 go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to whirl away time and wait 4 my cousin's arrival.
After 1hr, dere was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering wot could hv delayed him bcoz d distance between our house and d beach can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I were already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my cousin's return. After 4hrs,d hunger was so unbearable dat we decided 2 eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and dere, my cousin appeared 4rm behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food b4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".

Please if u were in my shoes, wot would u have done 2 ur cousin brother....??
pls say ur mind no harsh words plzz...

...so 2 of yor friend sleep wit yor female partner & u panic cozz foood IN basket haV 4 spoooons in a bush??..... WE DONT GERRRRRIT!!! ((no ofeinse))

PunkyV:
This doesn't even sound real

I have been hearing of this hilarious joke as old as last millennium. I think its from aa film or something like that.

a reformative slap of the brain will do!

lol.. realy u will forgive and forget dear.

ErnieSmallzz:
i know this story isn't real, but i laffed sha


but seriously if my cousin does that 2 me, O.M.G he is so dead! I will make sure he digs his 6feet imself b4 i do anytin 2 im

forgive? That word is not in my dictionary

harrysjones:
lol.. realy u will forgive and forget dear.

[quote author=Cutehector post=47285001]Will beat that fuckery out of him and throw him into the water let him die.[/quote mugu, just because of food!

wat about forget

ErnieSmallzz:
forgive? That word is not in my dictionary

I will just be laughing

realy..

mizzbouqui:
I will just be laughing

Stop lying!This joke is so nineteenth century.