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by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 11, 2016

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Re: by vizkiz: 11:12am On Jul 11, 2016
hmmmm...
Re: by SANDOSKI(f): 11:19am On Jul 11, 2016
undecided
Re: by Park01: 11:24am On Jul 11, 2016
when are you giving your life to christ? op.

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Re: by geni340(f): 11:25am On Jul 11, 2016
chai...smh for op.
U again
Re: by Festivalofholi: 11:43am On Jul 11, 2016
Andd dis lenghty post is supposed to be a summary?
Re: by tayadof9ja(m): 12:19pm On Jul 11, 2016
iLegend:
Naughty and Nonchalant Move that Turns Most Women on.

Some people are complaining of how long my posts get. I'll try to summarize this.

I'm a great body language reader, and before I take an action towards a woman; I'm 99.99% sure of the outcome. Any art you put your hearts to acquire; you'll definitely master it.

I have spoken with this girl before and as a naughty boy, I had already implanted all the crops I needed to harvest next season. If you don't plant, you'll be implanted with a slap or a warning of your life. As a confident, humble and fun pervert; I followed my instinct.

She was walking towards me, while I was walking towards her. I put on a body language of someone who's not in the mood for any nonsense.

Gently walking with one hand in my left pocket. When we both got closer; I observed there was no one looking, so I brought out my hand and grabbed her front page while walking as if nothing happened. She turned, and softly hit my back and said, "bad boy."

I didn't alter a single word and didn't behave as if I did anything. I was detached.

Fast-forward to minutes later.
Now, she's at my door step with a hórny face. I have better things to do and sex is not one of them.

Note: If the girl knows you as a nice guy, before doing that, she'll slap or give you the best warning of your life. She already knows I can do worst than that. And she knows her reactions or actions won't get to me. I don't react to women. They're angles, so I pampam them in a crazy and naughty way. Everything that comes out of their mouths are CORRECT, so I don't question or react to their actions; I encourage it; they're always right, and I'm forever wrong.

Wisdom: The more bad boy attitude and confidence you exude, but the lesser your interest after your bad boy moves; make women go gaga. I did what most guys can't do (by touching somewhere sacred), and also acting as if I don't even need the place I touched.

Now, she wants me to finish what I've started, but I ain't got time.

This story occurred today. Nice guys will NEVER believe this. Be nice and enjoy your heartbreaks. Be a bad boy and enjoy free pússies. Protect yourself. HIV is really. Only go down of the girl will follow you to do some tests. But if you don't give a fúck, then take a fúck outta here mehn!!!

Be a bad boy, but act gentle, humble and fun. Most importantly, BE YASELF.

Oops! It's getting too long; lemme stop.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe


iLegend
i have been searching for ur contact,i lost my fon so i lost it. I have a testimony to give. Pls send me ur contact.
Re: by loadedvibes: 12:41pm On Jul 11, 2016
I get you man. 100percent. Be a bad boy and remain a bad boy don't alternate
Re: by firstking01(m): 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2016
undecided
Re: by Rexhenrex(m): 1:33pm On Jul 11, 2016
to tell u the truth most o this things u always say are very true even thou not to all girls but to a large percentage
Re: by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 11, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jul 11, 2016

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Re: by geni340(f): 4:19pm On Jul 11, 2016
iLegend:


Oh, sowie sweetie, I won't do that again. We need to setup a family. I'm ready to have a girlfriend now. Let's get married. Can you cook indomie?
nope...only riceangry
Re: by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 11, 2016

Re: by newsphase(m): 5:34pm On Jul 11, 2016
I understand you spectacularly iLegend.... but keep teaching all these small boys to go and touch a girl's front page in a public place and kirikiri prison would be too good for them.... Respecting a girls dignity in public is best...

There are more subtle way to make a girl think of sex... like when you are siting in front of a girl you have been doing the bad boy dance with... then you stand up (make sure you get her attention and not that of the person beside her or anyone else) with your willie bulging in your trousers.... The sheer size of that bulge and the naughty words you have been sharing with her before will set a spark of sexual emotion.....


Simple
Re: by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 11, 2016

Re: by newsphase(m): 6:40pm On Jul 11, 2016
iLegend:


I understand your concern, but I ain't teaching nobody nothing on this one. I'm just sharing an event and explaining the dynamics; some can deduce a lesson from it. You're responsible for your actions. Please don't apply everything you read online. I love risky adventures; and if I don't take them, I won't have something to write about. Shey u dey see how CNN and BBC journalists dey take risk bah? The worst is Aljazeera. I'm probably Aljazeera.

I hate fake stories, so I get involved and walk the walk.

Keep safe

Happy fucking
Re: by tayadof9ja(m): 11:19pm On Jul 11, 2016
iLegend:


Thanks bro, I'd love and appreciate if you don't quote my entire post. Sometimes I do cleanups by deleting my explicit threads. As humans, once in a while, when we re-read our threads, we feel bad for posting them.

I heard on the judgment day, God will ask us to login to our NL accounts and read all our naughty posts. grin grin
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