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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by walepackage(m): 11:17pm On Jul 11, 2016
Y don't u get olosho den,mayb u pretend as if she's ur bae.ur mumu no b here@op

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 11:27pm On Jul 11, 2016
walepackage:
Y don't u get olosho den,mayb u pretend as if she's ur bae.ur mumu no b here@op
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God created sense
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 11:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
Fmartin:
money answers to girls mata grin
everything i said you saw only the money part
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
mhisbliss:
everything i said you saw only the money part
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#hi
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 11, 2016
jhasper:

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God created sense

he was with his girlfriend when God was dishing out sense, and you were probably chasing your shadow. Only difference was that a stray sense landed on your fat head; stroke of luck
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by PETRUCE: 11:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Young man, girlfriends are Overrated. You're missing nothing. Most of the people you see walking round with their ladies are in serious pain and would prefer seeing their shadow next to them instead. . .

Take it, or, leave it.

Seconded
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Youngpo413: 11:48pm On Jul 11, 2016
Smh
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Ranchhoddas: 12:32am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
If Our brown-toothed, Almost deaf Gateman could find himself A gf...Op could do better.



undecided
This comment is irritating in more ways than one. Your brown-toothed, almost deaf gateman is not a lesser human. You should remember this comment anytime you see him.
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 1:38am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human

#Respect ! I dey feel you haha !
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by abbeyology88(m): 1:51am On Jul 12, 2016
OP for How many Years have you been single?

If it is up to 3yrs and above, we are both in the same Catego.

But the different btw us is, I don't feel bad abt it, I don't envy others, and I just dey enjoy my Life to the fullest cos Fun has been good witout a GF.

Pls, don't do that, if u want to end ur freedom and Fun, you can get urself a GF then.


Good Luck (not jonathan grin)

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 3:19am On Jul 12, 2016
truthsayer007:


#Respect ! I dey feel you haha !
cheesy
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 3:20am On Jul 12, 2016
jhasper:

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#hi
ollo
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 4:14am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human
make op start to dey fvck doll, abi
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 4:18am On Jul 12, 2016
jully29:
Its better to be single nd looking up to God than to be married nd wish to be single again. Wat matters most is ur happiness
Can't u see op ain't happy, only having a gf can make him happy.....be his gf na
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 5:15am On Jul 12, 2016
jubrealguy:
make op start to dey fvck doll, abi
if it makes him happy, i don't see why not
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 5:40am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
if it makes him happy, i don't see why not
Lol.....was thinking he needed a gf nt a doll....... morning in btw
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 5:44am On Jul 12, 2016
jubrealguy:
Lol.....was thinking he needed a gf nt a doll....... morning in btw
a girlfriend is a girlfriend if she serves the purpose of a girlfriend it doesn't matter what a girlfriend is made of, wether plastic or flesh, morning
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by HoneyB10(f): 5:46am On Jul 12, 2016
Sexxkillz:
No girl alive has such privilege.
I will rather ignore that
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jubrealguy(m): 6:06am On Jul 12, 2016
mhisbliss:
a girlfriend is a girlfriend if she serves the purpose of a girlfriend it doesn't matter what a girlfriend is made of, wether plastic or flesh, morning
lol......oya na miss bliss......shey iwo naa maa n do ike
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by SkinnyDude(m): 6:15am On Jul 12, 2016
chai see wetin dey bother my fellow man!!! some people no get ambition for life... so na gf go GIVE you joy and satisfaction.. as for me, so long as I'm sexually satisfied, I don't Give a fvck about gf..
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by alobright17(m): 7:32am On Jul 12, 2016
Are you talking about relationship or fuckry mate?I never lacked a girlfriend or anything related to ladies for many years now,not in this age and time where hooking up is more easy than A B C D.

I do take sometimes off to go to a certain junction where me and my guy will be stopping and talking to strange ladies we see on the way 3 out of 10 I stop will finally become my friend either with benefit or....... but honestly pretty ladies dey Gh ooooohhh come carry this deadly ass with adorable breast.

Op just be man enough dress well put some cash in that your pocket then hit the street,bank,mall,airport or anywhere u see a lady that appeases you just stop her politely grab her number not 1 not 2 before you know it you don't get plenty of them.feeling bad don't earn you a girlfriend acting up does.
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by HoneyB10(f): 7:59am On Jul 12, 2016
ronald4lif:


On the contrary, I think his heart and mind is salubrious and in fettle shape. One doesn't have to have their hearts broken to twig that today's girlfriends and relationships are a pure waste of time, energy and resources to guys.

The conditions and general proviso of most relationship is unfavourable and of enormous disadvantage to guys. So yes, the referred comment you quoted was apt.

And no, not heart broken, never have and never will as I'm miles ahead anyone who thinks they can manipulate hearts.

After all you wrote, who caught my fancy was waste of resources, how if I may ask
What are you doing for her that wasting your resources, are you paying for her school fee, house rent, clothing, pls explain to me I don't understand. Thank you
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 8:02am On Jul 12, 2016
hoshodie:
Lol Dis wan pass jazz oo cheesy
The love I have for u even made me to look for you on FB.
And fortunately I found your profile,you are so adorable. kiss
tonguetongue
I think I deactivated that accnt like centuries ago..


lol. thanks. I guess? embarassed
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 8:10am On Jul 12, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
This comment is irritating in more ways than one. Your brown-toothed, almost deaf gateman is not a lesser human. You should remember this comment anytime you see him.
What I actually meant was...



Rather than sulking and wallowing in his own depression... he should get up And get a girlfriend... it's not rocket science.


About the comparison, we all know wizkid could get more girlfriends than My big, Unpopular brother... that's just what I meant.

....My apologies if it came out All wrong..sad

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Rukkydelta(f): 8:34am On Jul 12, 2016
Who gf help ?
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 8:39am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
tonguetongue

I think I deactivated that accnt like centuries ago..



lol. thanks. I guess? embarassed

Is that all,just thanks embarassed


After all the love cry

And I m not even sure if it you I saw
Are you based in abj?

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 8:41am On Jul 12, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Who gf help ?
. lol
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 8:52am On Jul 12, 2016
hoshodie:

Is that all,just thanks embarassed


After all the love cry

And I m not even sure if it you I saw
Are you based in abj?
LoL. grin



Oya, sorry nah...what did U want to hear nah? sad I should also profess My Unexisting, undying love for you? cry


Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 8:59am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL. grin



Oya, sorry nah...what did U want to hear nah? sad I should also profess My Unexisting, undying love for you? cry


Hmmm embarassed

Now you are talking kiss

You have to truly show me your love and let's get married quickly and start making kids. cheesy

U know time is not on our side anymore wink
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 9:06am On Jul 12, 2016
hoshodie:

Hmmm embarassed

Now you are talking kiss

You have to truly show me your love and let's get married quickly and start making kids. cheesy

U know time is not on our side anymore wink
Lol. grin


time is on my side actually...Lots of time! tongue
LoL. About marriage..let's see if you meet the requirements.. I want good, intelligent and muscular genes for my kids..tongue


so...Are You tall? very TALL? 6ft And More?
Are You Spanish? or do You have Spanish roots? tongue
How muscular are You?
how many packs?
How much are you worth? A billion? A trillion?
Can u sing? I want little Chrisbrowns...embarassed

Oya...start answering..

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 9:22am On Jul 12, 2016
jubrealguy:
lol......oya na miss bliss......shey iwo naa maa n do ike
i got confused after d shey
Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 9:24am On Jul 12, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lol. grin


time is on my side actually...Lots of time! tongue
LoL. About marriage..let's see if you meet the requirements.. I want good, intelligent and muscular genes for my kids..tongue


so...Are You tall? very TALL? 6ft And More?
Are You Spanish? or do You have Spanish roots? tongue
How muscular are You?
how many packs?
How much are you worth? A billion? A trillion?
Can u sing? I want little Chrisbrowns...embarassed

Oya...start answering..

Hay God!! lipsrsealed
Just because I want to marry a fine geh I must possess all this attributes shocked

Well no p sad

Tall?....I'm very tall sef 7ft and still counting

Spanish?... My grandfather's sister's brother's cousin is Spanish so u have gat no problem grin

Muscular?... Dnt worry we will talk about that 1 later

Packs?...I have 9 ATM..Buh i m still thinking of increasing very soon..Buh dnt worry after awa marriage we will hit the gym together..

Otedola is my uncle so u have no problem

August alsina learnt from me ..

*yawns *drops pen

At least now we re good to go right??

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