A woman was fed up with her husband and went to her mother and said
Wife: mum I am tired of my husband
Mum: (reading news paper ) hmm, so what can I do for you.
Wife: can you help me kill him?
Mum: stop reading looked at her and then continue reading, that's small. Is that all.
Wife: yes mum.
Mum: drop the paper and remove her glasses. But there is going to be a little problem:
Wife: what would that be mum?
Mum: in order for people not to suspect us, you will go back and do the following. Please only him do everything that !makes him happy show him love. Do it for two weeks. Then come and take what will kill him
Wife: thanks mum. She left.
A week later
Wife: mum please I don't want to kill him anymore
Mum: why? I have prepare the poison
Wife: mum am sorry he must not die. He has changed, he has become a man that I always wanted he has even bought me a car. Not just that mum he treats me like a Queen.
Mum: slow down. When did this start
Wife : since I started doing everything you said I should do before killing him.
Mum: laugh hahahahahahahah
Wife what's funny.
Mum: those were what was missing in your home as long you keep doing them you will have the best home.
Wife: ah! So you were never going to kill him
Mum of cause not. I knew you were not doing enough so I simply use wisdom.
Wife thank you so much.
Only women that are willing to adjust to please there men will earn their love. God know that man have pride that's why He said the women should respect their husband. Then men love their wife. Respect provoke love in marriage.


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a very 9ice STUFF. sooooooooooooooo true.

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try this with this our indomie generation girls,they would kill the man before they go to thier mum