A woman surprised at why the tomatoes in her garden are green and that of her neighbor are all red, went to her neighbor and asked her the secret behind her tomatoes been red while hers are green.

Her neighbor told her that at night she would come outside and stand naked in front of her tomatoes and in the morning all of them would turn red.

She went and tried it on her garden only to return to her neighbor the following morning with the following complaint, I tried what you told me but "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer''