HI folks, firstly let me hail all lagosians. una well done ooo.

I came into Lagos form calabar to sign a contract with my new employers. about 4am my friend woke me up, oboy ebe like say u wan miss your racket. I hurriedly had my bath and dressed up quickly feeling so fly. i put on my giorgo check blazers, and my prada shoes were nothing but top class. I told my friend no way am going to get dressed like this and enter keke marwa, so I stopped the first Taxi-bourdilon road, omo the guy say 10k, eeeh am I coming from calabar, Which kind transport fare be this one, the guy replied, o boy this na lagos ooo. remain there nah or enter danfo he laughed.

Finally I got a cab for 7k. After the successful exchange with my potential employers. It was time to go. As I fall out, omo I must try this danfo I told myself. I asked around and they directed me to where to board the danfo. Before long, the conductor shouted this row na 5 5 una go dey ooo. what!! I shouted abeg make I come down, why una dey pack us like sardine, The pretty lady on the queue, oga abeg come down, I wan enter . omo I remain for my sit ooo, oboy this na Lagos, I reminded myself. immediately I became so hungry, I saw people hawking gala and coke, but I was ashamed to buy. Small time one fine babe wey dey beside me just shout gala gala coke, omo na im I quickly order my own. man must wack. finally the bus left, it was from one quarrel to another, driver change ooooo, chants of owa, owa, owa just filled the air. I became so fatiqued and I dozed off.

The next thing I heard in my dream was roundabout owa owa, I quickly started shouting owa owa roundabout owa. I dropped down just for me to realise say the bus never even waka half my journey. when I got home I realised that two zips of my the shuttle I carried were open. Thank baba god my iPhone 6 plus dey my pocket.

If u never enter Lagos, abeg try do-those guys are real damn hustlers

u need to shine ur eye.. in lagos bro

Damn boring. No spice at all

Heheheheheh......
Lagos-Centre of Hustlers sorry excellence

why nairaland come dry like this?

Back to the matter ¿ no dulling in lag

Lagos wahala. I am so glad I left that place. I am now in Ogun state. Lagosians are simply frustrated

But I dey miss the spirit ooo

I am happy for you [to have experienced Lasgidi first hand].
That's what we, Lagosians, go through every single day.
To you it was an experience; to us it's a life.

Hehehehehe.....Lagos, a pace like no other.

How did i get here

Name checkers assoc. I just came to book a space, will comeback to read thread and responds... I say sooo

Taxi for 7k

7k for cab within a state... Talk true

funny experience that I forgot to laff, someone should pls tickle me plsssss

Name checkers asso. I just came to book space, I will back to comment

Be guided

hahn:
Lagos wahala. I am so glad I left that place. I am now in Ogun state. Lagosians are simply frustrated

But I dey miss the spirit ooo

Desdola:
7k for cab within a state... Talk true

Believe me when I say he wasn't lying.
From my place to Ikeja by bus is 80/100 naira, depending on the size of the bus. But if you want to take a cab, it is between N2000 and N2,500.
That's just Lagos for you bro.

Hehehehe...Lagos is a case study I tell u...

charles009:
HI folks, firstly let me hail all lagosians. una well done ooo.

I came into Lagos form calabar to sign a contract with my new employers. about 4am my friend woke me up, oboy ebe like say u wan miss your racket. I hurriedly had my bath and dressed up quickly feeling so fly. i put on my giorgo check blazers, and my prada shoes were nothing but top class. I told my friend no way am going to get dressed like this and enter keke marwa, so I stopped the first Taxi-bourdilon road, omo the guy say 10k, eeeh am I coming from calabar, Which kind transport fare be this one, the guy replied, o boy this na lagos ooo. remain there nah or enter danfo he laughed.

Finally I got a cab for 7k. After the successful exchange with my potential employers. It was time to go. As I fall out, omo I must try this danfo I told myself. I asked around and they directed me to where to board the danfo. Before long, the conductor shouted this row na 5 5 una go dey ooo. what!! I shouted abeg make I come down, why una dey pack us like sardine, The pretty lady on the queue, oga abeg come down, I wan enter . omo I remain for my sit ooo, oboy this na Lagos, I reminded myself. immediately I became so hungry, I saw people hawking gala and coke, but I was ashamed to buy. Small time one fine babe wey dey beside me just shout gala gala coke, omo na im I quickly order my own. man must wack. finally the bus left, it was from one quarrel to another, driver change ooooo, chants of owa, owa, owa just filled the air. I became so fatiqued and I dozed off.

The next thing I heard in my dream was roundabout owa owa, I quickly started shouting owa owa roundabout owa. I dropped down just for me to realise say the bus never even waka half my journey. when I got home I realised that two zips of my the shuttle I carried were open. Thank baba god my iPhone 6 plus dey my pocket.

If u never enter Lagos, abeg try do-those guys are real damn hustlers

You just saw the tip of the ice berg.

Bro u can lie oo.


No Cab man will call 10k for even a white man not to talk of a calabar brother

Keep the lie coming.

You have a good story telling skill all the same .

Very fake story. Plus you are trying so hard to impress...from cock and bull story to imitation fancy writting to armani and prada aba shoes to 7k taxi ride and iphone 6plus. Too fake!

Desdola:
7k for cab within a state... Talk true

Possible! especially if you cannot negotiate well or the area is traffic prone or far...It depends

AntiWailer:
Bro u can lie oo.
No Cab man will call 10k for even a white man not to talk of a calabar brother
Keep the lie coming.
You have a good story telling skill all the same .

Desdola:
7k for cab within a state... Talk true

trueking:
Taxi for 7k

Desdola:
7k for cab within a state... Talk true

its very true infact the taxi man ws even nice to him enter all these posh taxi u go hear price run!

Omo this is Lagos

buharisbae:


its very true infact the taxi man ws even nice to him enter all these posh taxi u go hear price run!

Dnt deceive yourself. It is a lie.


Where is he coming from ?

Ota to VI will not cost 10k by cab.


He should come up with another lie besides cab 10k.

Very boring..... Another story please.

Eko Ooooni baje..oooo

lagos eh,u go dey for crowd listening to music,dem go snatch yo phone and airpiece go stil dey sing d music to ur ears. LAGOSIAN, I HAIL THY Oo

I love Lagos because once u can survive here believe me u can survive anywhere......

AntiWailer:


Dnt deceive yourself. It is a lie.


Where is he coming from ?

Ota to VI will not cost 10k by cab.


He should come up with another lie besides cab 10k.

ota to Ogun is that far at all? u should try VI to idumota and see if you won't spend even 20k

5months in Lagosn i cant help but to join the primary school kind of life they livr here. Can't wait to go back