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The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 9:57pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
This work is specially dedicated to two great writers: Ali Kolawole - mollusco (My literary master, #Respect) Oladokun Abdulhakeem Oluwabukola - OluwabuqqyYOLO (My doppelganger) Part 1 of 3 (Enter the Befuddlement) Shall we sympathise with the dead? No, we shall not. They need not our sympathy. Let us cast our sympathy on the living – on the hard surface of ageing flesh; let us fling it on the oasis of turbulent condemnation; dash it against the walls of tragedy; or, worse still, give it rein to linger within the bosom of infirmity. Not to edge on the laxity of transgression, two plain-clothed men, swinging the batons of inquisition, titling themselves significant gunshoes, had volunteered to cast a pail into the well of mystery that enveloped the extinction of Boda Meko (this, of course, was a drudgery taken up from lack of any other venture to excite). The self-acclaimed sleuths had sacrificed a significant level of peregrination to the site of the misfortune, where the mangled remains of Boda Meko remained, and without much ado, had attempted to break down the venerable walls surrounding this erection of terror, albeit both mysterious and amazing. The understanding of this tragedy, whose thought had almost been allowed to dwindle into bleak oblivion, was aroused by the honest lamentations of witnesses whose fate had caused to behold such ghastly drama that resulted in Boda Meko’s inevitable expulsion from the shores of the breathing. The tree of absurdity was later faithfully watered by the statements of the bystanders. Boda Meko had been knocked horizontal by a quadruple-wheeled Toyota. Since automobile mishaps were not an uncommon happenstance, there was not really supposed to be anything of the event to hoist the eyebrows aloft, but there was. The explanation for lack of logic is usually an illogical hypothesis. Indeed, Boda Meko had been crushed by a vehicle with disfunctional mechanism, everyone had sworn that the car was accelerating unnavigated. Quite simply, the vehicle had travelled itself without a driver and succeeded in flattening the suicidal Boda Meko. The deceased, shortly before his demise, had entertained the thought of yielding up his unromantic ideas to supplace them with others which eventually should coincide with those of a different gender. Suicide was the north side of the triangle. By prior arrangement of circumstances preceding the central demise of the protagonist, Boda Meko himself had been spotted disregarding the observance of his cardinal point. He had found the four-route junction the right place to pitch a suicidal tent. With reasons later exposed to the presiding sleuths, the hopeless young man had perched himself – like a spider – in the middle of a web of adjoining roads. But because of his rather unimpressive sartorial presentation, pedestrians had assumed him to be one of those street gentlemen of unsoundness of minds. And truly, by observing the reality from the perspective of rationality, it would not take a process of psychological miracle to deduce, rather positively, that it would take the turbulence of thoughts and intelligence to nest oneself in the heart of a +-junction. It takes nothing to harbour suicidal tendencies, but it requires a great deal of senility to carry it out with grim determination. But in this regard, this unique determination was such a virtue that was lost on the man of twenty-something harmattans; for on spotting the oncoming Toyota with a familiar licence plate, the suicide reneged on his conviction. Little unlike a yoyo, Boda Meko sprang himself erect and attempted to dash to safety in protection of the little semblance of hope in his hopeless life. However, with a fate so unfortunate, and a situation so ironic, Boda Meka, in the struggle to escape death, ran himself – like a dislodged food particle – into the dentistry of the Grim Reaper. The driver-and-brake-deficient Toyota had climbed over him and moved on for a few metres until it was held to rest by a very solid concrete pole. These revelations had caused the detectives to postulate their first theory of the mystery: Although Boda Meko’s initial plan was to commit suicide, he was planning to inflict the mortality by his own hand, therefore waiting for a car to run him over. But the fact that he had run at the sight of an approaching car showed that he was not really ready to commit suicide. Thus, at the moment of impact between Boda Meko and the rogue car, there was a thin difference between suicide and homicide. If Boda Meko had run towards the car, it would have been suicide; but if the car had run towards Boda Meko, it would be termed homicide. How could it be suicide when everyone saw that Boda Meko had attempted to run for his life? How could it be homicide when the vehicle had no driver? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:20pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Another Masterpiece... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by SimpleBea(m): 10:53pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Following...... |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by kingphilip(m): 12:17am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Signing in This sure must be another master piece Lemme go read |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by ibolomo(m): 1:08am On Aug 18, 2016 |
hehehee. See drama. listening to Fela Anikulapo Kuti's #...dead body get accident, yeepa...# great work as always, Oga Larry. More orororo to your frying pan. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 18, 2016 |
The weighty vocab tho Following 4 Likes |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by dpete1: 8:54am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Another story from larrysun itz gonna be a cool one.. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by ritababe(f): 9:49am On Aug 18, 2016 |
sitted |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by DRISKLEF(m): 10:12am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Interesting. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by pelvicky(m): 11:45am On Aug 18, 2016 |
breath taking! I hope you complete your story this time |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by olanshile2016(m): 11:56am On Aug 18, 2016 |
bro,I lost my phone and some contacts are missing,pls message me on whatsapp ANOTHER COFFIN OF ERROR HERE |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:21pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:I hope so, sir. 1 Like |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:22pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
kingphilip:Boss, it's been a while. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:23pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
ibolomo:LOL! I've missed your foibles, sir. 1 Like |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:25pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
skarlett:Forgive the abundance, ma'am. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:26pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
dpete1:It's nice having you here, sir. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
ritababe:And the queen makes a sensational appearance. 1 Like |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:Thanks. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:29pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
pelvicky:Hehehehe! I plan on completing all my stories, sir. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 3:32pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
olanshile2016:Messaged. Unlike The Coffin of Errors, which is a mere screwball comedy, this one is a tragedy. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by olanshile2016(m): 3:40pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
LarrySun: SEEN so this is tragedy,eh let me get my trouser tighten forrit |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by DRISKLEF(m): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
LarrySun:Nice one chief. I listened to your interview on smooth fm's book review. I must say you a great |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by stuff46(m): 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
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Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 5:08pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
Part 2 of 3 - (A New Theory) Without any lengthy ceremony to visit the bystanding witnesses more frequently in future, the detectives left their midsts with hasty steps, lingering upon the tyre tracks to follow the origin of evidence well-disguised by the ridicule of the situation. They were inclined to prejudice themselves against the sneers of the onlookers about their hound-complex. And by devoted followership of the tributaries, they soon arrived at the big river. They indeed came to the divine understanding that the vehicle had not turned its own ignition; of course, the horse had been galloping uncontrollably until the riders jumped off its back. The deceased apprentice’s master had been cruising with his latest lover in the caravan of disaster when, at top acceleration, his foot pressed on the brakes, but the pedal had somehow been rendered useless. Anyone in the teeth of such predicament would always seek out a way of escaping from the looming mortality. The driver immediately detached his knuckles from the steering wheel, pushed his squealing passenger through the right door and took his own flight at the left exit. Although the couple had sustained a few bruises and cuts from the inflictions of the little stones on the roadsides, they had overlooked their wounds and were occupying their minds with the appreciation of the Supreme Being’s abundant grace. They were still in their thankful mien when the human hounds made a sudden debut appearance and tried to squeez out genuine information out of the worshippers’ mouths. And so the rabbit of veracity poked a snout from the hole of mystery. The couple had been mortified to understand that the vehicle had hit Boda Meko. The master’s car had killed the servant. And what an irony of event it had been; an expert in vehicles had been caused to kiss mortality by the same machine in which he was an expert – quite far from being unlike a sparrow dying of flying. The devoted gumshoes, from the recent illuminations, were forced to arrive at their second theory: Even though the master was driving the car that killed Boda Meko, he wasn’t behind the wheel at the moment of impact; therefore, the driver could not be charged for homicide, for he didn’t know what harm the vehicle could cause when he was jumping out of it. He was simply running for his life. And so, logically, if the crime wasn’t murder, then it was suicide. We feel that the killing was too premeditated to be called an accident. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by pelvicky(m): 10:12pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
leggo |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by ibolomo(m): 1:51am On Aug 19, 2016 |
LarrySun:aaaaw. #blushing in a shade of brown# |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by stuff46(m): 7:29am On Aug 19, 2016 |
Your choice of words Larry is unique, Loving this. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by fikfaknuel(f): 11:43am On Aug 19, 2016 |
Mr. LarrySun,I hail. You probably don't know but your works inspire me alot. I'm 17 and a writer,although my ink isn't as fluid as the pros. It'll do me a great pleasure if there's a way,of some sorts,through which you could mentor me. I've followed your works and your detective sense got me wondering if you a criminal,lolz. You rock at the genre. Please, teach me how to wield a pen. And also,on this story...great one but abeg,tone down on the grammatical grandiloquency,not all of us are there yet. 4 Likes |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by Akposb(m): 12:15pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
a twist of fate or tragic coincidence. Good write-up though. |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by LarrySun(m): 12:30pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
fikfaknuel:Kindly send me a mail. larrysun4real@yahoo.com |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by Nobody: 2:39pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
Re: The Curious Case Of Boda Meko (A Short Story) by Nobody: 10:03pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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