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How To Make A Man/woman Happy by Baawaa(m): 8:03pm On Aug 18, 2016
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
Can you imagine this to make a happy home. Wishing you all a HAPPY FAMILY.
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by halfricanadian(f): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2016
lol we women love it like that
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2016
I guess no woman will ever be happy then.
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by metalDETECTED(m): 8:11pm On Aug 18, 2016
Errrrm ... they should remain sad then undecided
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by geez18(m): 8:19pm On Aug 18, 2016
funny list grin
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:26pm On Aug 18, 2016
cool cool cool
Re: How To Make A Man/woman Happy by Seunwife(m): 8:34pm On Aug 18, 2016
When a woman is not happy, the man too will not be happy. Women happiness matters a lot, if you re man that love happiness and happy family don't trade with your wife's happiness

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