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Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
1--NEVER ANSWER
This is the most popular one I’ve seen, “Never Answer” is usually a persistent ex-boyfriend who just won’t let go. As the name implies, your calls are never to be picked so when the caller ID show up, you would just be ignored like you never exist.

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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
2--Idiot 1 or ASSHOLE 1
There could be more assholes she meet in a day, but it tells you are the first that made it to her phone. Maybe you said something to piss her off or you are just jerk. You probably deserve that name.

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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2016
3--[Insert Name Of Place You Met] [Insert Physique] [Insert Anything Nice About Him]
So this is when ladies just do not remember your name and do not want to sound rude by asking again so they save your name based on where you met, your physical looks and anything they remember about you, for eg. Firefly Night Club Tall Bald guy, at least you stand a chance if your name is saved this nicely

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:49pm On Aug 29, 2016
4--[Insert Sponsor’s Role]


This is pretty straight forward, these guys have their names
saved according to the roles they play in the girl’s life. For
instance, if you are just kind at dashing out airtime (mobile
credit), your name is saved simply “Airtime”, you are only
called whenever airtime is needed , “Food” means
you are excellent at ordering takeaway from restaurants and
getting it delivered to her and so on.

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
5--[Insert Name] and social media


For example, James Facebook, Mike Tinder etc.. Since social
media has facilitated the dating process, the social media on
which you guys met will be added to your name. This is not
entirely bad.

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:54pm On Aug 29, 2016
6. [Insert Name] and Emoji


For example, “Patrick smiley”, this is officially reserved for the real boyfriends or when they want to go extreme, they’ll save the name under “Boo Of Life”. Boyfriends always have a special name.

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
7. FWB or FB



Girls have needs too, boys whose names are saved like this are not relationship materials but have game sexually so they’re occasionally called during rainy days to come and warm the bed for her. That’s their only task in the girl’s life.

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:58pm On Aug 29, 2016
8. Bestie



Boys whose names are saved under bestie have officially been friend-zoned and not even a presidential pardon can save them from the zone. They’re usually the most-called contact on a girl’s phone and are harmless in every way, simply because they’re usually great listeners and have enough time on their hands to listen to the girl’s countless heartbreaks.

Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by plainol(m): 12:20am On Aug 30, 2016
Once saw "my helper".
Then I knew girls are bitches.
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by nzeeblingz(m): 12:49am On Aug 30, 2016
undecided1. Never answer Gals eh
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 9:39am On Aug 30, 2016
cc lalasticlala
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by Nobody: 9:42am On Aug 30, 2016
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