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Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:40pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
1--NEVER ANSWER This is the most popular one I’ve seen, “Never Answer” is usually a persistent ex-boyfriend who just won’t let go. As the name implies, your calls are never to be picked so when the caller ID show up, you would just be ignored like you never exist. 1 Like
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:42pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
2--Idiot 1 or ASSHOLE 1 There could be more assholes she meet in a day, but it tells you are the first that made it to her phone. Maybe you said something to piss her off or you are just jerk. You probably deserve that name. 1 Like
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
3--[Insert Name Of Place You Met] [Insert
Physique] [Insert Anything Nice About
Him] So this is when ladies just do not remember your name and do not want to sound rude by asking again so they save your name based on where you met, your physical looks and anything they remember about you, for eg. Firefly Night Club Tall Bald guy, at least you stand a chance if your name is saved this nicely
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:49pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
4--[Insert Sponsor’s Role] This is pretty straight forward, these guys have their names saved according to the roles they play in the girl’s life. For instance, if you are just kind at dashing out airtime (mobile credit), your name is saved simply “Airtime”, you are only called whenever airtime is needed , “Food” means you are excellent at ordering takeaway from restaurants and getting it delivered to her and so on.
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:51pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
5--[Insert Name] and social media For example, James Facebook, Mike Tinder etc.. Since social media has facilitated the dating process, the social media on which you guys met will be added to your name. This is not entirely bad.
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:54pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
6. [Insert Name] and Emoji For example, “Patrick ”, this is officially reserved for the real boyfriends or when they want to go extreme, they’ll save the name under “Boo Of Life”. Boyfriends always have a special name.
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:56pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
7. FWB or FB Girls have needs too, boys whose names are saved like this are not relationship materials but have game sexually so they’re occasionally called during rainy days to come and warm the bed for her. That’s their only task in the girl’s life.
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 11:58pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
8. Bestie Boys whose names are saved under bestie have officially been friend-zoned and not even a presidential pardon can save them from the zone. They’re usually the most-called contact on a girl’s phone and are harmless in every way, simply because they’re usually great listeners and have enough time on their hands to listen to the girl’s countless heartbreaks.
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Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by plainol(m): 12:20am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Once saw "my helper". Then I knew girls are bitches. |
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by nzeeblingz(m): 12:49am On Aug 30, 2016 |
1. Never answer
Gals eh |
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by agoadiv(m): 9:39am On Aug 30, 2016 |
cc lalasticlala |
Re: Heres The Hilarious Names Girls Give To Their Male Contacts by Nobody: 9:42am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Not true |
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