NEWS: Abuja witness Annular Eclipse
>>>>reactions from the country<<<<
PDP comments from the Souths:
it is only North that always benefit from this APC Government.
PMB is a tribalist, he didnt let South witness the eclipse
Fayose: I told you, Buhari is just a jealous old man that makes sure everything is for the North
FFK: This is what we told our people before the election, Hausa government will not favour other tribes
Ben Murray Bruce: (on twitter) When you bring an eclipse that is meant for every zone to your sides only, it is not Common Sense
Reno Omokiri: Hausa people witnessed the Eclipse, my people think deeply
GEJ: I would have given you 1million eclipse if you had not voted me out
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Meanwhile APC defence
PMB: I promise you Nigerians that eclipse will be surplus with my change agenda
vPYO: People have made the right choice by voting us, more eclipse to come
Lai Muhammed: We are working on another eclipse that will reach everywhere in Nigeria, by 2020, everybody will have eclipse in their rooms.
Senator Saraki from the House of Senate: We are still working on who paddled the document for the display of the Eclipse
Oyegun: They want to use this Eclipse to finish my office
Tinubu: *mouth sealed* like a boss
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From Other
Wole Soyinka: PDP failed to deliver us eclipse, Buhari is making it like kongi in the jungle
Oby Eze: Bring Back Our Girls and Take Your Eclipse (with protest and campaign on the streets)
OBJ: Just bear with Buhari, he give you eclipse of the rain
IPOB Youth: We discover the eclipse, you take it to the North, we will have our own country.
NIGER DELTA AVENGERS: We will fly to the sky and destroy the cloud, nobody will see any eclipse again.
BOKO HARAM: We have implanted nuclear bomb on the eclipse, next time you see eclipse, it is our bomb.
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[this news article is from our reliable reporter of Genius Joker NG,(sub of Genius Media Group) more news to come.... Thanks]

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