Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

PLEASE let's move it to the Promise Land, ile ileri

Super way to start your day..

We are going to sanction banks who wherehoused the Eclipse - Emefiele

[color=#000099][/color] Very soon, Buhari will list d eclipse as one of d fulfillment of his campaign promises

Political Eclipse

We are always making fun out of everything.
Even in the toughest times we still make fun of it.
IT A NIGERIAN THING..........

Hahahahaha... Nigeria police never waste time to arrest. They'll beat you untill you accept to have stolen the eclipse. Hilarious

blackbreed25:
We are always making fun out of everything.
Even in the toughest times we still make fun of it.
IT A NIGERIAN THING..........

Are you a SADDIST? Oya smile for once.

Lol @number 13&16

#Bring back our eclipse - Oby Ezekwesili.

Nigerians are great People.

Nigeria my Nigeria

Seu.n: Any member that mentions eclipse will be banned till 2013

Lol

pls someone should help me with a cup of garri, av not eaten since yesterday

Missing eclipse : End time is here

make I spread mat

We never experrerit...

I don laff tire for here ooo. Weytin Patience and elder Patrick talk about it pls? Lolz

Chai! This one got me laughing in tongues

I'm still waiting for the day my parents will tell me
"Hey, son. It's all fake. We are billionaires. All your life so far is just to teach you humility."

The eclipse didn't manifest because I bought a dog and I named my dog Buhari.

The Eclipse is the cause of rise in cost of food...


Especially rice

pdp are jokers

*Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

*We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers.

funny..... ma birthday is on Wednesday anyway

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