Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,570 members, 7,958,761 topics. Date: Wednesday, 25 September 2024 at 10:49 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Science/Technology / Webmasters / Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja (58688 Views)
Mark Zuckerberg Becomes Third Richest Man In The World, / ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California / Mark Zuckerberg Showcases Tayo's Spike Rush App (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by omogin(f): 4:21pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Anything to lift the rubbish image of this govt is welcome |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by nwaire: 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Estimable: My guy no be lie o...lol naija I hail thee |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Modsenemy(f): 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Waivers can't like this ! Mark seems to be the one struggling for a pose . |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by eyennyin: 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
He didn't visit the person who brought Facebook to Nigeria? I no gree. This is kwaruption!! |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by ebby9z(m): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
demolinka: You guys are cracking me up real big here |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by wristbangle: 4:30pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Baba God, give me an idea that will rule the world too. Amen I pray |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Yoyostic: 4:31pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
We go use this pinshure take do campaign for next election. In Lai Mohammed's voice, "we brought facebook to Nigeria". |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Anijay1212(m): 4:31pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ibibiofirstlady:Uyai abadie. |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by samuel19222(m): 4:32pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
[b]Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. 1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria. 2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too. 3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked. 4. Mark cannot walk the streets of Yaba because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police). 5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption. 6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, -Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria -NCC Chairman -Chairman House Committee on ICT -Chairman Senate Committee on ICT -Spokesperson of the Senate/House -Senate president -Speaker of the House -National Chairman of APC -National Troupe -National women leader. 7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images. 8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria. 9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding 10. In 2019 some government officials will be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation...[/b] |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by socrates007: 4:36pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
[quote author=kingjabz post=49015027][/quote] This is one of the reasons why u it is dangerous sayings. things without concrete facts in this our age and time.Them go just take one small fact yeye u. |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by MutantMetahuman: 4:54pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
omogin:it must be really painful that your new round of wailing was cut short .. Elekun ofo 1 Like |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Nobody: 4:54pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ismokeweed: You are damn right and lend you for a year, I think you need it more. 1 Like |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Ada9103(f): 4:55pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
I just de observe
|
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Dante2008(m): 4:56pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ismokeweed:how dare you describe your president like that.......is a pity the way Nigerians sometime react to issues......I'M SORRY FOR THIS NATION 1 Like |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by iamrealdeji(m): 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
iykekelvins:he holds baba in high regard na |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by HARRYFORD1986: 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
kingjabz:ok |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by ahahnow: 5:05pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Once your go to Nigeria you can't go back |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by winj: 5:10pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
He made one trip and had so many nice things to say about the country. Lebanese, Indians and chinese criminals living in Nigerians and exploiting the place for decades only have bad things to say when you ask them. |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Pylony(m): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Peacetemi:sorry to ask, what Kenyan Monkey was insulting my belove country?? |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by pippimp(m): 5:17pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ismokeweed: You'd be surprised that the country would be worse than it is. 2 Likes |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Excellence12(m): 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Buhari jus tall for nothing! |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Nobody: 5:28pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
wristbangle: Lol...try connect your boiling ring with power line Thank me later The world will salute u |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Richkid97(m): 5:35pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Bad news for ipob 1 Like |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Qualer: 5:36pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ibibiofirstlady: come.. abeg where did you get that picture from? |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by BrainnewsNg(f): 5:40pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
dj187: abi? |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by ProfAkintade: 6:00pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
ANEC INSTITUTE PRESENT ZERO CAPITAL BUSINESS. ` EARN EXTRA INCOME SEMINAR. SEMINARS PROVIDE A PERFECT SETTING TO GET PEOPLE EXCITED ABOUT A NEW VENTURE. THE ENERGETIC ATMOSPHERE CAN MAKE IT EASY TO BUY INTO WHAT APPEARS TO BE PROMISING BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY OR INVESTMENT PRODUCT. WANT TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS OR EARN EXTRA INCOME? STARTING AN INTERNET BIZ CAN SOUND LIKE A DREAM: WORK FROM HOME SET YOUR OWN HOURS BE YOUR OWN BOSS. MOST INTERNET BUSINESS REQUIRE SIGNIFICANT INVESTMENTS OF TIME AND MONEY. BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT, REGISTRTATION IS FREE AND YOU GET UP TO 50DOLLARS ON REGISTRATION WHICH IS WITHDRAWABLE INTO YOUR NIGERIA BANK ACCONT. THIS WORTH MORE THAN THE PRICE. GET YOUR LAPTOP READY, TABLET OR ANY ANDROID DEVICE AND YOU GOOD TO GO. REGISTRATION FEE: #4,500 PLUS HOW DO I REGISTER? SIMPLY FORWARD YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER TO: contact: 07061119447; 07069516223/ WAHTSAPP email:acuteinstitute@gmail.com OR get the ebook at a cheaper rate if you stay far away, on how to get it contact the above address. DATE:17/ 09/ 2016 TIME: 8AM DURATION: 3HRS VENUE: FACULTY OF ART AUD 1, OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY ILE-IFE. KOWNLEDGE IS THE BASIC FOUNDATION OF ALL BUSINESS AND NOT CAPITAL. GET THE KNOWLEDGE NEEDED. NOTE: THIS IS NOT MLM (Multi Level Marketing). NO BUYING OF PRODUCT. NO HAWKING.
|
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Laadeh(f): 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Hahahahahaha.,una no go kee person here o 1 Like |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Anabel(f): 6:29pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Meeting with leaders, he wore suit. You will know he didn't get to where he is by being stupid |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by john650(m): 7:46pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Mark Zuckerberg is obviously thrilled about his visit to Nigeria and meeting the President and his VP. He flies back home thinking this it until next time. He is in for a rude awakening. I'm sure a few folks got his phone number. He'll be getting phone calls from these people for all manner of help. One of such calls might come from the President and it will go like this: Phone rings at 3am somewhere in California. Mark Z rolls out of bed and picks the call. Mark Z: Hello, Hello, Who is this? PMB: Mark, it's your friend Muhammadu Buhari Mark Z: Muhammadu who? PMB: Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria Mark Z: Oh, Oh, your Execellency, I remember, you are Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria PMB: Yes, yes, how are you in America? Mark Z: I am fine. And how are you Mr. President? PMB: I wish I could say the same. These people are driving me crazy. Mark Z: What people? PMB: My fellow Nigerians of course. Mar Z: Why? PMB: You know, because I promised them change during the election, they expect me to deliver on it. Do they think I'm a magician? Even the one whose wife will not get pregnant blames me for it. Mark Z: I see. So what do you want from me? PMB: Ah Mark, you see, I really need help to deliver on this change thing I got myself into and that's why I"m calling you. Mark Z: Well what do you need from me. I know nothing about running a government. All I care about is Facebook. PMB: No no no, I'm not asking you to give me advice on how to run my government, even though I could use all the help I can get. You can never please these people here. Mark Z: So what can I do for you? PMB: Aha, now, what I need from you is money. You see , without money, I may not make it to the end if my term. I need real money to deliver on these promises I made. Mark Z: Wow, but Mr. President, I thought the country has resources like oil and tax receipts to pay for government programmes. What happened to all that? PMB: That is what I was getting at. What money? We have no money o. The oil money is not enough. Besides, I'm sorrounded by thieves who keep pilfering on the little that we have. Mark Z: But Mr. President, I don't have money to loan to a government. I was hoping to partner with some of the IT companies I met on my trip and perhaps help provide start-up capital to help fund their businesses. PMB: Mr. Z, forget those small businesses. It is me that need help. You don't understand, if I don't get help from you, I'm in deep trouble. Can you imagine, a man blamed me the other day for his wife sleeping with another man. He said if I had delivered on my change promise, his wife wouldn't have had a need to go begging another man for money. Can you imagine, stupid people. Mark Z: Okay Mr. President, out of curiosity, how much are we talking about here? PMB: Mr. Z, now you are talking. I think I would be okay with $2bn. It will help me deliver on my change promise. Mark Z: Wow, I don't have that kind of money. What do you think I am, a bank? PMB: You are more than a bank, you are Mr. Facebook. You are worth more than my country and all other countries in Africa except for maybe those people in South Africa. You can do this. I need help. Mark Z: Okay Mr. President. I will think about it. It is very late at night here and I have to go back to sleep. I have important meetings to attend to early in the morning. PMB: Okay Mr. Z. Please don't dissapoint me. Allah will bless you ten fold. You have my phone number. I will be expecting your call. Mark Z: Okay Mr. President, good night. PMB: Goodnight. Mrs. Z: Who was that? Mark Z: That was the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari. He wants me to give him $2bn to help him deliver on his campaign promises. What does he think I am, a bank? Mrs. Z: I warned you not to go over there. Wait till General Sani Abacha calls you. He may be dead but you are going to get more calls from there. Go to bed. |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by pavy(m): 8:26pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Airforce1: baba bubu take style do "peace" for that pix with his fingers, see him hand |
Re: Mark Zuckerberg Writes On His Meeting With Buhari And Osinbajo In Abuja by Walelavender(m): 8:55pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
AntiWailer:Don't mind that classless critic. He throws shades at everything. Decided to block some of us on Twitter because we don't swallow his tweet hook line and sinker. That isn't the way to operate effectively in the opposition |
Post All Your Wordpress Issues Here (strictly Wordpress) / ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California / Meet Anonymous! Notorious Cyber Group That Breached Russia Defence Database (Pix
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52 |