darfay:



Are Somali languages intelligible with each other

Well most people say that the Somali language is one. But there are dialects within the language that are spoken locally that are sometimes hard to understand.

For example, there is a dialect called Maay and I don’t understand it at all. Some people class it as another language and some don’t due to centuries of interaction with Maay speakers.

Nonetheless, standard Somali is the northern dialect.

That's great.Nowadays,we've got lots of slayqueens with zero knowledge in the kitchen.Don't be surprised if you find kales in your tea!

XhosaNostra:


That's good to know I can cook though, I just don't know how to cook pap/ugali.

Jonraid:
and babes!

haahaa ..sisemi kitu !

Ulimi umeteleza!

mtisTheQubit:


haahaa ..sisemi kiyu !

mtisTheQubit:

me i dont how to cook anything..the closest i ever was preparing tea with milk..ofcourse i have to ask for measurements first .funny thing guys today know how to cook well..evn better than gals

Your husband material is not long enough to even make a thong!
Cooking skills are a panty dropper, you should learn some
But yeah, you're not alone. Some guys still think cooking is for sissies, not knowing that this is how we give it to guys that can cook

jakandeola:
even in 2019 u pple still act like dis wat a shame.

What?

Jonraid:
Some Somali Kenyan leaders have been touted as one of the creators of the Jubaland state,what's your view on this ?

It’s all clan-driven. The clan that dominates Jubaland is the same clan that’s the majority in the NEP region of Kenya. They want to consolidate power in order to have more say in Kenya and/or in Somalia. It’s a purely strategic move that plays two states against each other.

I think Jubaland will stay for a long time under Kenyan influence, well as long as Madobe’s clan stays top dog there anyway.

Jonraid:
I don't drink but this is goals for Kenyans during the weekend! It's even a lot better with some screen football!

I know This things will kill us

Be assured that Madobe will get assistance be it monetary or of any other kind from the Nairobi's government! Jubaland was created to be a buffer state to the Eastern of Kenya and Somalia!

Hirad:


It’s all clan-driven. The clan that dominates Jubaland is the same clan that’s the majority in the NEP region of Kenya. They want to consolidate power in order to have more say in Kenya and/or in Somalia. It’s a purely strategic move that plays two states against each other.

I think Jubaland will stay for a long time under Kenyan influence, well as long as Madobe’s clan stays top dog there anyway.

We drink a lot even after year in and year out increase of the sin tax! (beer tax)

tylann:



I know This things will kill us

Hirad:


Well most people say that the Somali language is one. But there are dialects within the language that are spoken locally that are sometimes hard to understand.

For example, there is a dialect called Maay and I don’t understand it at all. Some people class it as another language and some don’t due to centuries of interaction with Maay speakers.

Nonetheless, standard Somali is the northern dialect.

Why the division of y'all are one ethnic nationality

Jonraid:
That's great.Nowadays,we've got lots of slayqueens with zero knowledge in the kitchen.Don't be surprised if you find kales in your tea!

That's true. I don't get it either. It makes you wonder if moms no longer teach a girl child how to feed themselves. To me it's not even about marriage, but the ability to do things for yourself.

What does the last part mean?

kales are vegetables

XhosaNostra:


That's true. I don't get it either. It makes you wonder if moms no longer teach a girl child how to feed themselves. To me it's not even about marriage, but the ability to do things for yourself.

What does the last part mean?

Jonraid:
Ulimi umeteleza!

sitosema ..

XhosaNostra:


Your husband material is not long enough to even make a thong!
Cooking skills are a panty dropper, you should learn some
But yeah, you're not alone. Some guys still think cooking is for sissies, not knowing that this is how we give it to guys that can cook

some babes love my type..anyway youtube is always around if things are messy

Jonraid:
We drink a lot even after year in and year out increase of the sin tax! (beer tax)

When it comes to having fun Kenyans don't feel the tax

The taxman knows where to get Kenyans most.They'll again raise it up a bit as long as this companies continue to make profits!

tylann:

When it comes to having fun Kenyans don't feel the tax

mtisTheQubit:

some babes love my type..anyway youtube is always around if things are messy

I know the YouTube it helps in kitchen affairs

Jonraid:
kales are vegetables

I know lol. You meant they put that in tea to show how clueless they are?

mtisTheQubit:

some babes love my type..anyway youtube is always around if things are messy

Hahaha. Riiight.

Hirad:


If anything this would create a lot more violence and destruction.

As an ethnic Somali, I can tell you that Somalis are almost never united. Each clan is almost like autonomous kingdom.

However, the one thing that has always united Somalis for over 1000 years is when we’re invaded by non-Somalis.

I’m a Somali from Dire Dawa, Ethiopia and I have no desire to join Somalia, but if it was attacked I wouldn’t hesitate for even a second in joining my brethren in the frontlines.

Selam new?? Dire endet nech ahun? teregagtalech? Chigir tefetro endeneber semche neber. . . ene ke Addis Ababa negn. . .

XhosaNostra:


The only dairy product from a goat I've eaten is brie, goat cheese. Never tasted the milk but the cheese is good. I love goat meat though. Culturally, we don't just eat goat meat. It's forbidden. A goat is usually used for rituals. It's a "spiritual animal".

HAIYYYAA!? Kenyans,have you heard this? Pls elaborate,sweetie-imo,you must be the only Blacks who don't eat goat but correct me if I'm wrong.

Jonraid:
The taxman knows where to get Kenyans most.They'll again raise it up a bit as long as this companies continue to make profits!

They should also tax number of babes
Most men have more than two

kikuyu1:


HAIYYYAA!? Kenyans,have you heard this? Pls elaborate,sweetie-imo,you must be the only Blacks who don't eat goat but correct me if I'm wrong.

No, we don't eat it like that. Like you won't find us cooking a goat stew etc. It's only cooked as part of a ritual, that without any seasoning. The rest of it is burned to ashes.

Lagos city

Lagos city

But why. I think Kenya is HQ of goat meat consummation - esp for Nyama Choma - barbecued meat. Beef is eaten more as stew & at home - but goat is consumed in pubs with beer.

I am not sure how many goats are slaughtered daily - but they could be thousands in Nairobi alone.

XhosaNostra:


No, we don't eat it like that. Like you won't find us cooking a goat stew etc. It's only cooked as part of a ritual, that without any seasoning. The rest of it is burned to ashes.

Underwhelming. You already lost and you're just scrapping the bottom of the barrel now.

samorobo:
Lagos city

Awwwwww is that defeat I sense there cause it seems to me like you are backing off

Abuja city

Lagos ...africa's fourth largest economy if it were a country

XhosaNostra:


Your husband material is not long enough to even make a thong!
Cooking skills are a panty dropper, you should learn some
But yeah, you're not alone. Some guys still think cooking is for sissies, not knowing that this is how we give it to guys that can cook

LMAO. Im a witness to this