Shma:

The head is already inside you mama's p*ssy.

I can't find it.

Sorry for unleashing pains on you this afternoon okay .

Out of all the Kenyans on this platform you are the leftover so be-calming down before I slap you through the phone Complete Ape

Shma:


I'm drinking tequila, while you're eating rodents... The difference btwn us is that, I'm doing $5 while you're doing $1.

Know the lanes

You are too poor to afford a tequila so tell me something else

vankelvin:


Sorry for unleashing pains on you this afternoon okay .

Out of all the Kenyans on this platform you are the leftover so be-calming down before I slap you through the phone Complete Ape

It's too early to say sorry, hobbit. We're just jogging ready to jump into the match. Today is that day that I and my phone and free time are allies... We're not going anywhere until we squire this sh*t out.

Again... The weakest Kenyan is terrorizing a buffoon from a dystopia wonderland of dwarfs and neanderthals.

Zombie

Shma:

I don't care if I'm the weakest link among the Kenyans... The point here is I'm making your pants full of sh*t. I'm terrorizing your black dwarf @ss.. And that Says a lot about Kenya's lethality on this issue.

Buffoon.

Dumb kid, I haven't seen any lethality from you . I hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense at all.

Your punches are too weak
You talk more yet you make no sense
Huh! get started cos I'm not feeling any punches from your side and that's making me feel sleepy already

vankelvin:


You are too poor to afford a tequila so tell me something else

Be realistic and say things that make sense. You don't know me and I don't know you. But the fact that you live in a hellhole of troglodytes subhumans... Goes to show that my assertion of you demolishing a rat and anaconda soup is near accurate.

vankelvin:


Dumb kid, I haven't seen any lethality from you . I hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense at all.

Your punches are too weak
You talk more yet you make no sense
Huh! get started cos I'm not feeling any punches from your side and that's making me feel sleepy already

... Look at this dude trying my previously used punchline towards them but failing to arrange it..... What the heck is this?

"hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense "

Lemme correct you. Only dwarfs have their bum bum interlinked with @ssholes... Because of their short vertebrae making the brain to smell sh*t everyday... Hence, spewing out comments that stink to the high heaven.

Go wash your bum bum so it doesn't pullute your brain.

Shma:

It's too early to say sorry, hobbit. We're just jogging ready to jump into the match. Today is that day that I and my phone and free time are allies... We're not going anywhere until we squire this sh*t out.

Again... The weakest Kenyan is terrorizing a buffoon from a dystopia wonderland of dwarfs and neanderthals.

Zombie

Then be jumping fast cos you've wasted so much time already.

Simps let the lethality begin cos I want to measure your Vawulence rate

Shma:

Be realistic and say things that make sense. You don't know me and I don't know you. But the fact that you live in a hellhole of troglodytes subhumans... Goes to show that my assertion of you demolishing a rat and anaconda soup is near accurate.

Point of correction, the only thing that is factual here is you are a slum dweller so get that right

vankelvin:


Then be jumping fast cos you've wasted so much time already.

Simps let the lethality begin cos I want to measure your Vawulence rate

........ Weakling. You have nothing to put on the table, hence your constant attempt to digress with silly submissions....

Say something so that people know you're anything.

Is this what you guys have to put up with in politics every day?



i just popped in to see whats happening. Damn!

So much foolishness.

vankelvin:


Point of correction, the only thing that is factual here is you are a slum dweller so get that right

Hahahaaaa..... Very weak...

The whole of Ghana is a slum. So what will you tell me?

Speculations and guess works don't hold much water In debates like this... But the fact is your capital city is a slumpolis.... Hence making it 90% chances of you dwelling in a shack.

Shma:

... Look at this dude trying my previously used punchline towards them but failing to arrange it..... What the heck is this?

"hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense "

Lemme correct you. Only dwarfs have their bum bum interlinked with @ssholes... Because of their short vertebrae making the brain to smell sh*t everyday... Hence, spewing out comments that stink to the high heaven.

Go wash your bum bum so it doesn't pullute your brain.

Your what? did I hear you say your previously used punchline? oh be serious

Next will be *my previously used words* , ordinary punchlines you have failed so whats your use here on nairaland? Tell me

Shma:

........ Weakling. You have nothing to put on the table, hence your constant attempt to digress with silly submissions....

Say something so that people know you're anything.

So tell me your contributions so far on this platform? I want to know


Emotional kid

vankelvin:


Your what? did I hear you say your previously used punchline? oh be serious

Next will be *my previously used words* , ordinary punchlines you have failed so whats your use here on nairaland? Tell me

Yes... You just copied my punchline but fortunately, your diminitive brain cells couldn't make an effort to put them right.

Do you have glaucoma?

vankelvin:


So tell me your contributions so far on this platform? I want to know


Emotional kid

Go ask your the neanderthal that sired you.

I'm not here to answer questions from people with rare kinds of weird genes.

Go collect yourself then come clear.

Shma:


Hahahaaaa..... Very weak...

The whole of Ghana is a slum. So what will you tell me?

Speculations and guess works don't hold much water In debates like this... But the fact is your capital city is a slumpolis.... Hence making it 90% chances of you dwelling in a shack.

Then what do you make of a country that has less than 25% urbanization rate ? Your guess is as good as mine.

The last time I checked your country people were trading SEX for WATER, that's how terrible things are in your country

Shma:

Yes... You just copied my punchline but fortunately, your diminitive brain cells couldn't make an effort to put them right.

Do you have glaucoma?

Firstly you accussed me of googling for insults , now I went copying your punchlines from your previous posts. I wonder what your next excuse will be like.

Simp get serious okay

vankelvin:


Then what do you make of a country that has less than 25% urbanization rate ? Your guess is as good as mine.

The last time I checked your country people were trading SEX for WATER, that's how terrible things are in your country

This is not a time for serious debate... I can debunk that with a wide spectrum of analysis... Which will deactivate my "silly mode"

Let's focus on banter or if we have to deactivate to serious topics, then post ACCRA. then I can unhook you from the disaster you've put yourself in. as we transform to another phase of interaction..

In the meantime... You're a rotten species of neanderthal.

vankelvin:


Firstly you accussed me of googling for insults , now I went copying your punchlines from your previous posts. I wonder what your next excuse will be like.

Simp get serious okay

ACCUSED!! Not 'accussed'

Why are you disparaging stupidity every time? or you're fumbling?

Vaaaaankelvo

Shma:

Go ask your the neanderthal that sired you.

I'm not here to answer questions from people with rare kinds of weird genes.

Go collect yourself then come clear.

Sorry Ape but I have never seen any tangible contribution from your end. The only thing you keep oozing here on this platform is pure Kenyan idiocy

vankelvin:


Sorry Ape but I have never seen any tangible contribution from your end. The only thing you keep oozing here on this platform is pure Kenyan idiocy

What is your contribution on this platform outside your constant Facebook posts and YouTube videos.

You have nothing in your skull, hence why you like to stay away from complex topics.

Zombie.

vankelvin:


Emotional kid
The game has not started yet you are already calling for backup.

Anyways can you mention names of those Bloggers and YouTubers?

The stvpid, pussified, ignorant she.male is trying to get help from Nigerians who are angry/frustrated with Ghana. I can't believe these little Indians at times.

Shma:


This is not a time for serious debate... I can debunk that with a wide spectrum of analysis... Which will deactivate my "silly mode"

Let's focus on banter or if we have to deactivate to serious topics, then post ACCRA. then I can unhook you from the disaster you've put yourself in. as we transform to another phase of interaction..

In the meantime... You're a rotten species of neanderthal.

Simp, it seems this banter has overwhelmed you cos I can see you are seriously struggling to find your head from your armpit.
It's not too late to backout cos I might increase my Vawulence rate any moment from now

Shma:

ACCUSED!! Not 'accussed'

Why are you disparaging stupidity every time? or you're fumbling?

Is that part of the punchlines you promised? because eii what happened, you are gradually metamophosing into a douchebag

Shma:


What is your contribution on this platform outside your constant Facebook posts and YouTube videos.

You have nothing in your skull, hence why you like to stay away from complex topics.

Zombie.

Complex topics such as?

obaaderemi:
The stvpid, pussified, ignorant she.male is trying to get help from Nigerians who are angry/frustrated with Ghana. I can't believe these little Indians at times.

That's so typical of him

vankelvin:


Simp, it seems this banter has overwhelmed you cos I can see you are seriously struggling to find your head from your armpit.
It's not too late to backout cos I might increase my Vawulence rate any moment from now

Hobbit... You're a was of time.

I thought I'm dealing with a lethal guru... But it seems like I lost the bet.

The only thing that I can try with you is maybe a picture contest of universities and hospitals.

vankelvin:


Complex topics such as?

Ask your sub-human grandpa

I told you I don't take questions from imbeciles bred from dystopia wonderland.

Shma:


Hobbit... You're a was of time.

I thought I'm dealing with a lethal guru... But it seems like I lost the bet.

The only thing that I can try with you is maybe a picture contest of universities and hospitals.

Now you begining to grief more than I expected, chill okay. Nairaland is not for emotional kids like you so loggout and Join your friends on Whatsup

Shma:

Ask your sub-human grandpa

I told you I don't take questions from imbeciles bred from dystopia wonderland.

The cheek of it When a simp calls you names you cannot help but laugh your heart out

vankelvin:


Is that part of the punchlines you promised? because eii what happened, you are gradually metamophosing into a douchebag

Hobbit, what is metamophosing? ... Don't try jargons that are way above your standing room. You need to be an intellectual fit to hold this kind of argument, otherwise, you'll be discountenancing your self-esteem.

Lemme correct you. It's ""metamorphosing" not 'metamophosing.'

Buffoon.