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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Harkindeylee(m): 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2016
very true.. Naija and pride.

I love my country dou. God bless Nigeria.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by esuLAAROYE(m): 7:14pm On Sep 07, 2016
Someone does that
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by henrimoto(m): 7:18pm On Sep 07, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
. ......Some Nigerians!! Wonderful peeps . Lolzzz

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by holluphemydavid(m): 7:18pm On Sep 07, 2016
So many hilarious comments

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by sn019051: 7:19pm On Sep 07, 2016
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by nhurhetee(m): 7:20pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ibo.... at it again.!!!

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by updatechange(m): 7:20pm On Sep 07, 2016
So you mean seun self go still add those titles when he attain that post... lol cheesy

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by justino57(m): 7:22pm On Sep 07, 2016
i hate this site naaw i posted this yestrday n it never make front page robbish

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by esuLAAROYE(m): 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
With A Clapping And Standing Ovation, let us invite our man,our brother, our facebook owner, our mentor, our father and our god. the C.E.O of facebook, the jagaban of online with other chieftaincy tittle too numerous to mention. B.A (online), M.Sc (offline), Ph.D (trending), FCMB(IJEBU ODE), GCFR, APC(NIGERIA affiliated toHAVARD), GGP(TORONTO), OLX(GERMANY), PDP(NIGERIA), DPR(RUSSIA), HIV(SPAIN) and finally RIP(colombia)...he is also the life chairman of online market woman association which is affiliated to NAIRALAND.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Okuchris(f): 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
lol,very true
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by socrates007: 7:25pm On Sep 07, 2016
I just love Nigerians.They are very hilarious and jovial people.God bless us all.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Oluwalosheleyi(m): 7:26pm On Sep 07, 2016
Mak omo sukabag,oluaye instagram,apase wa of facebook,apesin of whatsapp,Phd, GCON,FRSC,Msc,FSLC,GCE,VIP,HIV and RIPP.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nathseun(m): 7:26pm On Sep 07, 2016
Jagaban of internet!

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2016
Late Chief mmumunna of the whole ndieze land chief 1 of the south east zone anyi wee Facebook 1 of the whole overseas and undersea... grin grin.. Igbomen.. They re alive yet they will add late grin cheesy

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by updatechange(m): 7:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
WEERE RE O cheesy
sn019051:
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by sekundosekundo: 7:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
power900:
"mark nsukabag bread" can't stop laughing about that topic

Mark nsukabag

Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by tmanuelle(m): 7:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
Nigeria, great people, great nation.

Oh what a post?

So it's very possible we all can be united as one big family on a post as unimportant as this?

I feel happy reading comments by folks from all over the country with no tribal or political colouration especially on the front page.

Nice OP, you just made my day.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by tmanuelle(m): 7:30pm On Sep 07, 2016
Nigeria, good people, great nation.

Oh what a post?

So it's very possible we all can be united as one big family on a post as unimportant as this?

I feel happy reading comments by folks from all over the country with no tribal or political colouration especially on the front page.

Nice one OP, you just made my day.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by sodje4life(m): 7:32pm On Sep 07, 2016
High Chief Engr.Dr. Mark Zukerberg.. B.eng, M.tech. PHD, DSS, FRSC, NYSC, CON, JP, NURTW, NUT, NLC.....Jagaban of Facebook, Oluaye worldwide!!!

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Folzye(m): 7:33pm On Sep 07, 2016
Naija and pride
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by steeltu(m): 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2016
cheesy
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by ademolalekan5: 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2016
Alaafin of facebook

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by victokafor(m): 7:40pm On Sep 07, 2016
Daura of Facebook

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by RexEmmyGee: 7:42pm On Sep 07, 2016
That's what makes us different.Like if you are a Nigerian share if you are Not. #ProudlyNigerian

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by jarma2015: 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2016
Jagunmolu 1 of Facebook.
Oluomo World wide
JARMAN MATASA DUNIYA
WAZIRI WHATSAPP.
Lolz.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by LeStylo: 7:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
Markotu Feseboku Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Zuka Banga, paramount ruler of the online and offline worldwide.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by wallmosh: 7:47pm On Sep 07, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
Tambari Nupe of Social Media
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 7:47pm On Sep 07, 2016
The Dansuki of Headlines
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by EpicMaurice(m): 7:54pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ochiriozuo 1 of instagram grin

Dr. Mark onunaekwurutwitter.

Akajifacebook 1 of social media.

Enyimba whatsapp grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by leoniel(m): 7:57pm On Sep 07, 2016
FACE BOOK JAGABAN ONE!!!
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by abbeyty(m): 7:59pm On Sep 07, 2016
A Nigerian will go, i am late chief Dr engineer prof Mark, oluaye of facebook

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Mazeed(m): 7:59pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ohinoyi of tweeter

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