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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by SuperBlack: 8:00pm On Sep 07, 2016
You guys have stole my Yesterday comment and make it a post today #HRich

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by flokii: 8:00pm On Sep 07, 2016
Quite funny.. Gud thing d owner of this forum (our own mark) is not like that..

Back 2 d topic.. They av to appear as proud and badass to impress d easy virtue ladies, so we cnt blame them
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Xtracoool(m): 8:01pm On Sep 07, 2016
sn019051:
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)

I have not stopped laffing at this cry grin grin grin

Ee dey our body

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Khd95(m): 8:02pm On Sep 07, 2016
CivilzedTyger:
Odovidi onyiekehi 1 of Facebook cheesy
adobagnyi of okengwe,obobagnyi of ihima,otaru eika uvete one of facebookgrin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Emeonyerichard(m): 8:04pm On Sep 07, 2016
Osi na nwata buru ogalaya 1 nke uwa niile.. Aka gbata soft ware oburu facebook nke mbu..... Sure tin go be say en must be from igbo land, probably aba made
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Boyooosa(m): 8:04pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ambassador (JP), CON, OON, GCFR, upf, UME, Unicef, SMS, MMS, CMS grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by anochuko01(m): 8:05pm On Sep 07, 2016
His Excellency (Dr Engr.) Okoro Tolani. MON NSE COREN GCON JP
The founder and CEO of Facebook Ventures Nigeria International.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by dropsy(m): 8:07pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ipa 1 social media. Eriwa 1 of facebook. Dropsy 1 ego ntakasi

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by mrpatozky(m): 8:10pm On Sep 07, 2016
Ite ego 1 of the world grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Donbiggi: 8:14pm On Sep 07, 2016
Dat time mark nsukabag will be at a town hall meeting den de mc will be lyk.... Sir pls can u introduce ur self..... Mark nsukabag will be lyk i am de only Chief engr, doctor, dss, sss, cic, phd, hiv, importer, exporter, international, outernational, daura, alafin, igwe one of facebook worldwild.... Oya make una clap 4 me.....

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Frozeen(m): 8:15pm On Sep 07, 2016
sn019051:
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)
Lol grin grin my bene oo...
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by udysweet(f): 8:18pm On Sep 07, 2016
God bles you my broda,you dn add our own join,hahahahahaha! Etubom Mark the 1st ,the obong of Afaha Facebook,obong idong a Instagram ,Ete Zukerberg anke Whatsapp autonomous coommunity,LWKMD!
fratermathy:
Obong Zuckerbarchibong Markokon, the Paramount Ruler of Ikot Facebook D.D TV DVD Lalasticlala

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by meetgaya: 8:22pm On Sep 07, 2016
Magajin facebook, Dan ajiya facebook, garkuwan duniyan gizo, martabin whatsapp da su ran so
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by kenzedking(m): 8:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
Aku zuru mmba 1 of facebook ;
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by bejeria101(m): 8:28pm On Sep 07, 2016
Serikin facebook hehehe

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by delugajackson: 8:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
fratermathy:
Obong Zuckerbarchibong Markokon, the Paramount Ruler of Ikot Facebook D.D TV DVD Lalasticlala
Eyen nyin, etie didie?
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by tofolo(m): 8:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by EpicMaurice(m): 8:31pm On Sep 07, 2016
Itizi me.......chiefu honourlable doktor ballister inginia, Marku zukerbegi, okwuluora 1 nke facebooku.
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 8:33pm On Sep 07, 2016
people ehn.. Lol grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by danypst: 8:37pm On Sep 07, 2016
High Chief (Prof.) Mark Zuckerberg, the ogbono felifeli 1 of facebook software computer programmers, Maryland, United States.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Heffalump(m): 8:37pm On Sep 07, 2016
grin
Na for Eastern part, the land of the rising sun them dey give title to every thing. If na Igbo man wey get face book, then I agree with your point. undecided

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Maski87: 8:38pm On Sep 07, 2016
Olajumoke, olaitor, Ola ngozi olaangelina, Ola gburugburu, and ola anybody that i can get with money of social media

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by pearlygirly(f): 8:38pm On Sep 07, 2016
the obongowo of facebook..the ikpa udo of social media grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Bizibi(m): 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
fratermathy:
Ovie Facebook Markpovwe OgheneZucker'berg, the Orodje of Urhoboland, PhD FRC LLD DSC MBA MPA cheesy
kai!!! This one lick my brain finish com cool am with wado breeze
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by profosenogoboy: 8:42pm On Sep 07, 2016
Sariki yanki facebook

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by danypst: 8:44pm On Sep 07, 2016
sn019051:
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)
kpoh ho hahahahahahhahahaahaha......chaiiiii....kikikikikikikiki..... My brain ehhhhh! Cheiiiiiiii....
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by zeestunner(m): 8:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
Alhaji dr markudeen dan zurkerberg,jp,sp, fss,mni,CON. Dan madamin facebook,turakin watsapp,onwa eze gburugburu internet,jagaban trending,importer exporter of data.ogidigboiboi of timeline, Chairman and president facebook group. Allah ja zamani ka

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by wellstryme(m): 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2016
This post is depressing..what is the purpose of this poo
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Mzsolmi(f): 8:51pm On Sep 07, 2016
Mmiri na-ezolu ora 1 of facebook

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by mohioma: 8:51pm On Sep 07, 2016
Olu ErejuwaII of Facebook Olu Atuwatse II of WhatsApp

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Kevsman(m): 8:57pm On Sep 07, 2016
coolhumble:
Lol na true o

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