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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by topsam1(m): 10:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
fratermathy:
Ovie Facebook Markpovwe OgheneZucker'berg, the Orodje of Urhoboland, PhD FRC LLD DSC MBA MPA cheesy

You nor try oooo....you for add VIO, HIV....

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by wellstryme(m): 10:51pm On Sep 07, 2016
donnie:


Say the truth... You were depressed before you saw this post.
grin
donnie:


Say the truth... You were depressed before you saw this post.
Lol

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by PreciousBro: 11:10pm On Sep 07, 2016
lol grin But can you blame us,we were all raised by our black parents with a dose of faulty self esteem.
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by uchewilliam18: 11:43pm On Sep 07, 2016
fratermathy:
Ovie Facebook Markpovwe OgheneZucker'berg, the Orodje of Urhoboland, PhD FRC LLD DSC MBA MPA cheesy
APC PDP, APGA, PPA LP ANPP CPC
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by IbBarham(m): 11:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
Lol... Kabiyesi of Facebook land....
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by uchewilliam18: 11:51pm On Sep 07, 2016
fratermathy:
Obong Zuckerbarchibong Markokon, the Paramount Ruler of Ikot Facebook D.D TV DVD Lalasticlala
D best so far
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by shaicollins(m): 11:54pm On Sep 07, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
what is my surname need to do with WhatsApp? well I still remain my self OLUWO. lol
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by zakson4real(m): 11:59pm On Sep 07, 2016
Nupe
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Arielle: 1:15am On Sep 08, 2016
Woke up feeling depressed. Then I entered nairaland and read this. I've been laughing so hard. Thanks guys for this pick - me - up. Back to bed feeling much better. Night all.

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by kehindetawede: 1:33am On Sep 08, 2016
If it were to be me, I would heartily say High chief Kehinde Tawede, ikubaba yeye1 of social media. So funny! grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by president3h: 1:50am On Sep 08, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
. Lol imagine my face trying to pronounce zuckerberg

Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Ndipe(m): 2:10am On Sep 08, 2016
True.
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by preselect(m): 2:34am On Sep 08, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
look, nairaland, you guys must stop making me laugh. . . I come here to spread hate angry . . . . stop making me laugh angry angry angry angry . . .stop. . .stop. . . pls . . .stop. . . i dont want to laaffffffffff. . . grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

what is this? cheesy

and the winner is. . .
ogirigbogirigbodo 1 grin grin grin
gheneme tua-tua 1 grin grin grin grin
eze gburugburu 1 grin grin grin
waziri whatsapp grin grin grin
Jagaban whatsapp grin grin
akajifacebook grin grin grin grin
onunekwuru-twitter 1 grin grin grin

and now intorducing Eze Gbakagbaka 1 of social media grin grin grin grin grin

my ribs o. . . my ribs oooo . . .help me grin grin grin grin grin


#DontLaugh

Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 4:27am On Sep 08, 2016
yarimo:
DANMASANIN face book of AREWA grin
The Oduduwa 1 of Facebook Worldwide. grin
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by alexarelano(m): 5:39am On Sep 08, 2016
That reminds me of my former provost when I was in FCAHPT, Moor plantation IB.
The man bagged 3 doctorate degree.
Pple be like.......
Doctor Doctor Doctor Nworgu grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 5:52am On Sep 08, 2016
grin

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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by bammo: 6:47am On Sep 08, 2016
yarimo:
DANMASANIN face book of AREWA grin
lol that's funny... he would have started the name with alhaji grin
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by omonla555: 7:12am On Sep 08, 2016
Sugaban Kasa of facebook
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by lekzyde(m): 7:18am On Sep 08, 2016
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Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by 99foxxy(f): 7:38am On Sep 08, 2016
Lol, Nigerians with local pride...
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by pauladonis(m): 8:05am On Sep 08, 2016
hello, i am Chief honorable senator Dr. Mark Zuckerberg SSCE, NCE, HND, B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D, MON, GCON, CFR, FNSE, MBA, egberi papa 1 of social media, baale of facebook and whatsapp, jagaban of instagram,
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by iheanyi40(m): 8:10am On Sep 08, 2016
Lol no b lie
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by KoldKash(m): 8:50am On Sep 08, 2016
Obong Chief Otuekong Edidem Ukarakpa Ntanta Utuenikan Isantim Ekpe Ikot 1 of Social media worldwide.
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Nobody: 9:04am On Sep 08, 2016
udysweet:
God bles you my broda,you dn add our own join,hahahahahaha! Etubom Mark the 1st ,the obong of Afaha Facebook,obong idong a Instagram ,Ete Zukerberg anke Whatsapp autonomous coommunity,LWKMD!
lol..funny
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by spitfyer(m): 9:34am On Sep 08, 2016
JAGABAN OF FACEBOOK
BAMOFIN OF WATSAPP LAND
ATAYESE GENERAL OF FACEBOOK
OLORI ODO OF FACEBOOK
coolhumble:
Lol na true o
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by hysteriabox(m): 10:06am On Sep 08, 2016
uchewilliam18:

D best so far

adey tell u
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by Celsony: 11:22am On Sep 08, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!
Ochiā€˜IDOMA ku facebook
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by macjireh: 11:51am On Sep 08, 2016
nNEOo:
If A Nigerian Man Owns Facebook See What Might
Happen (Funny)
Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark
to people he is meeting for the first time.
A Nigerian might have changed his name to:-
Chief Engr Mark Whatsapp Zuckerberg
Eze Gburugburu of Facebook
Balogun of instagram
Olori 1 of social media
Oluwo of Whatsapp
Ichie Eze Nnunu World wide
Ozopuru ili ego 1 of social media.
Feel Free To Add Yours !!!

***
OP u just spoke total thrash...
no Nigerian of such caliber will do DAT...
Lemme prove it
ALIKO DANGOTE
BEN MURRAY BRUCE
MIKE ADENUGA
THE UBAH BROTHERS
TONY ELUMELU
GODWIN EMEFIELE
ETC....
*
I don't know dem with huge titles.... now u give me 5 examples of people at DAT height DAT behave like DAT
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by toshmann(m): 12:24pm On Sep 08, 2016
All of una de mad grin
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by nNEOo(m): 12:35pm On Sep 08, 2016
macjireh:


***
OP u just spoke total thrash...
no Nigerian of such caliber will do DAT...
Lemme prove it
ALIKO DANGOTE
BEN MURRAY BRUCE
MIKE ADENUGA
THE UBAH BROTHERS
TONY ELUMELU
GODWIN EMEFIELE
ETC....
*
I don't know dem with huge titles.... now u give me 5 examples of people at DAT height DAT behave like DAT




Well for a start your hero dangote is not the owner of Facebook he Is not the 6 ricest human being on earth right now as of the rest(imagine bruse n emefele on ya list lol)
They are not close
But bro which hole did u crawl out from don't u attend parties or ceremonies
Re: Imagine If A Nigerian Owned Facebook. This Is How He Would Introduce Himself by mex004(m): 1:03pm On Sep 08, 2016
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