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iLegend:
In my university SMH stands for Sexual Misinterpretation with Humor.

Example 1

She: Are you coming?
You: No, I'm not even hórny let alone cúmming.
You: U don dey carry style dey spoil a virgin like me. I go tell my mummy for you.

Example 2

You're doing something that's a little difficult and she comes in and says:

She Is it hard to do?
You: Hey! Readers, be smart and come up with something naughty. I have a lot in my head, but I comment my reserve!

Need more examples? Don't worry.

No, I think I had enough. Thanks.

Baba Ilegend... before you go, just make sure you post your website link here... I gbadun you

Bruh iLegend can we chat on whatsapp there's something I won ask you

iLegend:
That's my problem. If you see plenty messages wey I never reply eh you go pitty me. So, I don stop private chat I dey only attend to people wey dey my chat groups and I have stopped adding new people to the group cuz when they come in they keep bringing us back to previous lectures. And it's like starting. Some will promise not to ask any question, but to read and go, yet they get tempted to talk!

Sorry about that bro. If we had met earlier I would've gladly switched to Whatsapp to deal with whatever dating or séxing issue you have.

The chat below is someone (some minutes ago) who ONLY wanted to join the groups and adding him won't take me more than 10 seconds, yet be was bounced. Now, you understand how important 10 seconds is to me.

Workoverload. Sowie

bro it's not about your teaching or your group, it's something am sure 98% of people here don't notice about you. Pls is there any other means I could reach you privately @iLegend

iLegend:
Now you've got me hooked and I hope it's genuine. With this link https://www.nairaland.com/3267096/ilegends-whatsapp-group-chat-men you'll see my number. Introduce yourself as SpecialStar for easier identification.

Alryt bro

iLegend:
That's my problem. If you see plenty messages wey I never reply eh you go pitty me. So, I don stop private chat I dey only attend to people wey dey my chat groups and I have stopped adding new people to the group cuz when they come in they keep bringing us back to previous lectures. And it's like starting. Some will promise not to ask any question, but to read and go, yet they get tempted to talk!

Sorry about that bro. If we had met earlier I would've gladly switched to Whatsapp to deal with whatever dating or séxing issue you have.

The chat below is someone (some minutes ago) who ONLY wanted to join the groups and adding him won't take me more than 10 seconds, yet be was bounced. Now, you understand how important 10 seconds is to me.

Workoverload. Sowie

Thief.... Liar... That your smelling group way no get reach 10 members

Ilegend for the girls. Might hit you up later man

iLegend:
Always available to discuss business and the future.

Sure thing man

demzylahot:
if calling a guy naughty is gay, then I'm one cos I say that a lot!

so you are gay.. You just subtly confirmed it.. Live your life though!

jboy73:
Thief.... Liar... That your smelling group way no get reach 10 members

hmm.. Ilegend did you remove this pained individual from the group?

iLegend:
when I saw it I was scared to reply. Hihi

Better run from that guy oo.. I pity ur ass.

iLegend:
A white gay guy once bought me a bottle of champagne at the club. The guys just dey touch my body anyhow. Me too I come dey flow like say I blend. Before I knew it he took me to his VIP zone and told gave me a FULL bottle of champagne. I signaled by cute Igbo guy I always roll out with. And we flexed the table...make the story end here before I go accidentally type "we fùcked."

I followed this story, twas among your early posts! But howfar that your asian chick??

CrazyQuinn:
I will still dump your ass even though I invest on you

you can lie o

DavidTheGeek:
you can lie o

try me

CrazyQuinn:
try me

Try you? Now you sounding like all those "buy 2 and get 1 free" products.