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The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 11:03am On Sep 17, 2016
As they packaged President Buhari and sold to us,they turned all his weaknesses to strength. They began devalue quality education because of PMB.

They said all those who are educated have nothing to offer, therefore PMB was the best choice.

This even discouraged those who intended to go to the highest level of education. Since the highly educated devalued the importance of quality education just to sell their candidate.

They said even if he presents NEPA bills as certificate, they will vote for him.

The signs of what to come were showing when he promised to stabilise global oil price. They laughed it off and said they still stand with NEPA certificate.

Finally with massive propaganda and threats, the NEPA certificate was placed above the PHD in ASO Rock.

In less than 2 years, the entire country began to witness the power of the NEPA certificate.

Those who had masters degree, PHD etc, who were gainfully employed, suddenly became unemployed.

You can place NEPA certificate above PHP and still want to work with your degree.

The certificate hit the financial sector and Naira went from 215 to 425.

The wind of the NEPA certificate blew over food prices,fuel and every other commodities and prices skyrocketed. Rice from 7k to 22k, fuel from 86 to 145 , inflation from 9% to 17.6%.

Now this certificate is encouraging exam Malpractice. Motivating students to copy the works of others to present as theirs.

Since its NEPA certificate, it's not hard to acquire. So students in universities can easily copy other people's final projects and submit as theirs.

JP Morgan threatened to delist Nigeria, they said they can go to hell, we stand by NEPA certificate. IMF came and advised earlier of devaluation. They said IMF can go to hell, what the IMF people have are degrees and NEPA certificate is more valuable.

They flew to China with the NEPA certificate and said they have a solution that will bring the dollar to its knees. I waited patiently for the details of the deal that NEPA certificate could broker that PHD couldn't.

Today this NEPA certificate has set our economy back, the certificates holder has become humble and now willing to implement all the advice it got from degree holders, including borrowing from IMF.

Now, we have all seen the power of the NEPA certificate, the question is, can we trust this NEPA certificate to borrow on our behalf and utilise the funds?

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by ernecy(m): 11:13am On Sep 17, 2016
who still remember the footballer that said even if PMB present NEPA bill he will still vote him, well he succeeded in voting PMB into power, and escaped to another country, while we suffer recession.


if you can remember his name, or know him kindly tell him the thunder that will fire him is still in Okija, under the supervision of Sango and Amadioha.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by nototribalist: 11:15am On Sep 17, 2016
Buhari is a failure period

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by nototribalist: 11:21am On Sep 17, 2016
Oh lord please don't let the Kenyans see this post, it will add more problems to zombies to defend.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by vivalavida(m): 11:28am On Sep 17, 2016
ernecy:
who still remember the footballer that said even if PMB present NEPA bill he will still vote him, well he succeeded in voting PMB into power, and escaped to another country, while we suffer recession.


if you can remember his name, or know him kindly tell him the thunder that will fire him is still in Okija, under the supervision of Sango and Amadioha.

Dont mind that failed supersport analyst called Victor ikpeba

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by ItsMeAboki(m): 11:34am On Sep 17, 2016
mekaboy:
[s]As they packaged President Buhari and sold to us,they turned all his weaknesses to strength. They began devalue quality education because of PMB.

They said all those who are educated have nothing to offer, therefore PMB was the best choice.

This even discouraged those who intended to go to the highest level of education. Since the highly educated devalued the importance of quality education just to sell their candidate.

They said even if he presents NEPA bills as certificate, they will vote for him.

The signs of what to come were showing when he promised to stabilise global oil price. They laughed it off and said they still stand with NEPA certificate.

Finally with massive propaganda and threats, the NEPA certificate was placed above the PHD in ASO Rock.

In less than 2 years, the entire country began to witness the power of the NEPA certificate.

Those who had masters degree, PHD etc, who were gainfully employed, suddenly became unemployed.

You can place NEPA certificate above PHP and still want to work with your degree.

The certificate hit the financial sector and Naira went from 215 to 425.

The wind of the NEPA certificate blew over food prices,fuel and every other commodities and prices skyrocketed. Rice from 7k to 22k, fuel from 86 to 145 , inflation from 9% to 17.6%.

Now this certificate is encouraging exam Malpractice. Motivating students to copy the works of others to present as theirs.

Since its NEPA certificate, it's not hard to acquire. So students in universities can easily copy other people's final projects and submit as theirs.

JP Morgan threatened to delist Nigeria, they said they can go to hell, we stand by NEPA certificate. IMF came and advised earlier of devaluation. They said IMF can go to hell, what the IMF people have are degrees and NEPA certificate is more valuable.

They flew to China with the NEPA certificate and said they have a solution that will bring the dollar to its knees. I waited patiently for the details of the deal that NEPA certificate could broker that PHD couldn't.

Today this NEPA certificate has set our economy back, the certificates holder has become humble and now willing to implement all the advices it got from degree holders, including borrowing from IMF.

Now, we have all seen the power of the NEPA certificate, the question is, can we trust this NEPA certificate to borrow on our behalf and utilise the funds[/s]?

Behold! The tortured lament of a pained wailer!

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 11:50am On Sep 17, 2016
ItsMeAboki:


Behold! The tortured lament of a pained wailer!

The Naira is wailing, food is wailing, inflation is wailing,unemployment is wailing and you are hailing.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Sep 17, 2016
God of Nigeria will punish Buhari soon... cool

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by ZKOSOSO(m): 12:42pm On Sep 17, 2016
When the sophisticated ones marry the brainless ones.....what u have is our current scenario...

God Bless GEJ evermore!!

Zombies.....Behold ya Chanji....

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by ItsMeAboki(m): 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2016
mekaboy:


The Naira is wailing, food is wailing, inflation is wailing,unemployment is wailing and you are hailing.

All of the above being the consequences of your hero who unashamedly declared that Stealing is not Corruption, then went forth and presided over the unprecedented looting of this country - in other words robbing you and many more of their yesterday, today and future; yet you found no wrong in him but in person trying hard to salvage us from the mess he caused.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by Jokerman(m): 1:04pm On Sep 17, 2016
ItsMeAboki:


All of the above being the consequences of your hero who unashamedly declared that Stealing is not Corruption, then went forth and presided over the unprecedented looting of this country - in other words robbing you and many more of their yesterday, today and future; yet you found no wrong in him but in person trying hard to salvage us from the mess he caused.

U lie... Why didn't Obasanjo complain or why didnt Nigeria go into recession after Nigeria greatest thief and looter left power??

Or is there any govt dat stole more than Abacha??

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by ItsMeAboki(m): 5:13pm On Sep 17, 2016
Jokerman:


U lie... Why didn't Obasanjo complain or why didnt Nigeria go into recession after Nigeria greatest thief and looter left power??

Or is there any govt dat stole more than Abacha??

Its not a lie but a fact that no government enjoyed so much revenue and achieved little with it, except loot and squandered it away, than the Jonathan administration - where an individual with no visible income other than a very questionable want away perm sec position would claim ownership of over $34 million as mere leftover money from personal medical expenses.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 10:28am On Sep 25, 2016
ItsMeAboki:


Its not a lie but a fact that no government enjoyed so much revenue and achieved little with it, except loot and squandered it away, than the Jonathan administration - where an individual with no visible income other than a very questionable want away perm sec position would claim ownership of over $34 million as mere leftover money from personal medical expenses.

But 4 million jobs were not lost. People could feed and go to work.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 10:29am On Sep 25, 2016
They will sell National assets to fund 2016 budget. Then sell some states to fund 2017 and sell Nigeria to fund 2018.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 3:53pm On Sep 25, 2016
I still ask, can this administration be trusted to borrow on our behalf?

The finance minister sounds oblivious of the economic activities of the nation .https://www.nairaland.com/3369950/minister-finance-kemi-adeosun-guessing#49662784

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by Abeymills(m): 4:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
May d gods of our land punish buhari n all his hords of zombi supporters starting frm d ones here on nairaland

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by Hiploko(m): 4:27pm On Sep 25, 2016
ItsMeAboki:


All of the above being the consequences of your hero who unashamedly declared that Stealing is not Corruption, then went forth and presided over the unprecedented looting of this country - in other words robbing you and many more of their yesterday, today and future; yet you found no wrong in him but in person trying hard to salvage us from the mess he caused.
receive sensen even if it is in small measure. U lack it. What caused the recession of 1984? Oya list them as you have listed the current ones above.

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by GMbuharii: 4:30pm On Sep 25, 2016
ItsMeAboki:

Behold! The tortured lament of a pained wailer!
behold! A certified Nepa bill holding zombie!

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Re: The Power Of The NEPA Certificate. by mekaboy(m): 3:07pm On Feb 06, 2017
Nigerians can see the difference now.

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