faithugo64:
congrats boy


baba ibeji


papa ewu

TeamLeader:
Wetin the goat go con born now

BabyGoat

joseph1832:
Why?

Because you missed science class.

It is surprising and shameful to see that some people believed this false story!

Humans can't impregnate anything not human!!!! That's a scientific fact!!

Humans, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans are a family of organisms known as the Hominidae and can't even cross-breed, not to talk of human cross-breeding with a goat. It can't happen!

Anyone who believes the story is scientifically illiterate!!

Lawyer1: Mr man can u please tell the court how it happened
Mr Man: I was going to farm jeje, when this foolish animal here started doing cat walk in front of me
She Goat: na lie, see u, I dey chop grass when u dey pass, before I knew it, you are already giving me a hit chase.
Lawyer: is that correct Mr Man
Mr Man: I was only running to meet up my responsibility in the farm...
Lawyer2: Objection my lord, my client said he was only running
LawyerI:objection overruled, She goat continue...
She Goat: he pursued me like a mad dog, overpowered me in my master's farm, used his hands and covered my mouth, when i knew he was serious about raping me was when he threw caution to d wind, brought out his machine gun and start firing me unluckily for him, I bit his hands in self defence that how d villagers caught him red handed.
She Goat owner: it is a true, I snap them at their honey moon
Lawyer 1: case closed, I hereby pronounce u husband and wife, u can kiss ur she goat, do u have anything to say father Inlaw
She Goat owner: yes my lord, congratulations my new Inlaw, u are lucky your new wife is 2months pregnant.
Lawyer 2: WHAT?
MR Man : WHAT
Lawyer 1: this case is closed go and enjoy ur marriage, for better for worse. congrats once again.

Hmm everyday is rape rape rape it don turn to work no do no going area

Hmm everyday is rape rape rape it don turn to work no do you can't be normal so why all this nonsense

Ishilove:

Genetic mismatch or something like that. It's not viable

Madam e yaf come again oo

NobleG1:
It is surprising and shameful to see that some people believed this false story!

Humans can't impregnate anything not human!!!! That's a scientific fact!!

Humans, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans are a family of organisms known as the Hominidae and can't even cross-breed, not to talk of human cross-breeding with a goat. It can't happen!

Anyone who believes the story is scientifically illiterate!!

Stories like this are meant to test the level of our illiteracy and ignorance level. Don't be surprised that the highly educated would fall for this

itsop:


https://kasapafmonline.com/2016/09/22/ba-boy-19-impregnates-goat-atebubu/

Photo: for illustrative purpose

If that man was or is properly educated he will know it is completely impossible for human spermatozoa to fertilize a goat's ovum..

By:Prof. Issah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship centre. #changebeginswithme
Some people thinks dat d change can actually happen without dem actively getting involved. The only thing some people ar gud at on social media now is to blame, hate and tribalism.
Change begins with all of us, we shud respect the law, dats how it's done in developed countries, dat tin u are running away to see in countries dat dnt nid u but kill ur people, do it here so dat people who ran away can come back home.
Give information to d police, dats d duty of everyone according to d Constitution, d Constitution covers all laws, it's d minimum standard where all oda laws ar derived, so know d laws cus some people tink Constitution is d only law, also know d police control room number of ur state pending wen a national shortcode is created, dats d first step of keeping urself safe. U will neva knw hw responsive and helpful dey ar until u try them not jst join d mass to talk against ur police. Don't run wen invited or visited by d police. Go and explain wat u knw. Ur willingness to assist an investigation will further free u from dat case since the IPO is human and will see how helpful u hav been in unraveling d truth.
Don't b abusive wen u meet law enforcement officers,talk to dem wit respect if u want dem to respect ur person, respect is reciprocal. Stop shouting how bad ur police is wen other countries police ar worst, yes, u sit at home watching censored US police films and u dnt knw dat doz ar security psychological strategies to keep America safe. It's only in Nigeria dat nollywood, individuals say tinz against dia police. How will dey treat u well too. It is d way Africans especially Nigerians behave dat make dia military and there civil police to brutalize dem. Where people respect d law or demselve by obeying simple STOP order, don't park order, traffic ruke like UK, USA, check how dia police treat dem. How do dey also treat offenders. The truth is no police has d right to violate ur right if u av not offended but Nigerians ar always offenders either by word of mouth, body language or actions
Ur response to an officer wen stopped, invited, arrested or approached will determine how u ar treated honestly. Y not simply follow d officer so long as u hav committed an offence and he is genuinely on official capacity to enforce d arrest. Some of us don't even knw d law, there are offenses dat arrest can be with warrant and there are some which d offences do not require warrant before u ar arrested. Police has several powers including to stop and search u if he suspects u, transfer u to relevant agency for further investigation and prosecution. There ar some simple offences which u shouldn't spend more dan 24hrs in d station, there ar d ones dat u will face d investigation for months. It's more of a problem even among d educated aged people who wrote waec from year 2000 up, it's becus most of them didn't do civics in sch, dats y dey hav refused to embrace civility.
Some of us will b d first to want to bribe the police, and complain ur money was extorted, why won't u want to bribe wen u knw u hav committed and if prosecution is activated, u will end up in jail. Truth is d police will enforce all d laws and simple offences rather Dan settling some, d prisons will b overcrowded wich it is already overcrowded even.
So d purpose of my preaching is for u dat is reading diz to respect ur self, stop complaining. Treat d police right if u want them to treat u right, many who hav frends or married to a forceman will testify how friendly diz guys can be. No dull moment with them at all wich make me to concur dat police is truly ur frend. Only criminals dislike d police and dats y some people called Nigerians criminals in UK.
Govt shud kit the police up to international standard so dat we can b proud of dem again. There bosses shud sit and discuss hw to improve d welfare allowances of their men. we want to see a police with all d operational waist kits and communication gadget complete. We want a national shortcode like the 911 in d USA for easy emergency calls. Nigeria is truly growing under d recession cus everyone is now thinking right. If not for d police, d country will hav been divided, invaded and disintegrated over d years, imagine one hour in naija without police, so we hail our service men both past present and serving.
Prof. Isah Danladi
Sunday message
Worship center
*****Share till buhari sees today church message***
*****preaching shud encourage morality, unity of a nation and national development and not just giving, lunching and motivation and progress***_
happy Sunday!
Disclaimer: copied as shared but I think it's a nice

DebbieSean:
BabyGoat

you called....

babygoat:

you called....

lolss! Yes I did