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I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 8:05am On Sep 28, 2016

I woke up dis morning wth out my dick erectn as normal cos every time I wake up to urinate at mid night , it is always erect and sometimes I have sleep on my belly jus to make it come down, infact as I am waking to the toilet to ease mx self it'll be pointed and fully erect facing ahead of me like an arrow showing wat directions to take.

I'm kind of scared , and it has not still erected since, infact it's as if I'm not feeling my dick, as any one experienced dis before, and I plan visitn a brothel dis morning to confirm if I still have working dick.

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Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by dayleke: 8:09am On Sep 28, 2016

Ur erection will soon be here.
Na go-slow and Lastma cause am.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by greatness22(m): 8:14am On Sep 28, 2016

Call your "Janet" grin

You visiting a brothel will make it worse.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Nobody: 8:19am On Sep 28, 2016

Haahahahhaah.... I can't stop laughing as OP called his chinchin a wood cheesy

Abeeeeg, show us what kind of twig is tat... tongue

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Nobody: 8:24am On Sep 28, 2016

i just cant take it anymore..

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by ogorwyne(f): 8:31am On Sep 28, 2016

Maybe them don take d 'wood' make fire.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Nobody: 9:30am On Sep 28, 2016

SAME HERE BRO

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Nobody: 9:34am On Sep 28, 2016

is abnormal now all you need do is to cut it off cos is definitely ganna fail you again

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Bright93(m): 10:08am On Sep 28, 2016

Can't stop laffin wit all dos comments

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 10:22am On Sep 28, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
SAME HERE BRO

are you serious?

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 10:44am On Sep 28, 2016

It's gonna return stronger. It happened to me for almost a week some months ago and I'm great now.

Agbo to tadi seyin, agbara lo lo muwa.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 10:49am On Sep 28, 2016

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
It's gonna return stronger. It happened to me for almost a week some months ago and I'm great now.

Agbo to tadi seyin, agbara lo lo muwa.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 11:26am On Sep 28, 2016

jonaifame22:

That's how the dude rolls. He needs rest too, you know? wink

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 11:58am On Sep 28, 2016

OluwabuqqyYOLO:

That's how the dude rolls. He needs rest too, you know?

may be it does cos I use very often, I jus even hjave new secondary school gal, I wld launch in2 her pvssy soonest!

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 7:54pm On Sep 28, 2016

jonaifame22:
may be it does cos I use very often, I jus even hjave new secondary school gal, I wld launch in2 her pvssy soonest!

Stop doing underage, bro. It's bad.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 8:13pm On Sep 28, 2016

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Stop doing underage, bro. It's bad.

I wish

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Akanbibabatunde(m): 8:17pm On Sep 28, 2016

jonaifame22:

OluwabuqqyYOLO:

.

childs of the world.. angry

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Akanbibabatunde(m): 8:19pm On Sep 28, 2016

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Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 8:47pm On Sep 28, 2016

Akanbibabatunde:

Didirin Akinrada.

Akanbibabatunde:
to start with, since the rise of this buhari recession program, I haven't been able to get a gf cus my bae left when I could not meet up with her outrageous demands .. Well my neighbour got a package from his oyinbo maga and it was a real sex doll that is curvy and sweet looking like Nikki minaj.
Chai the breastt and yansh of this babe is tempting, with a sexy eye but this dude won't allow us to touch her. Even to snap, he says we will go and use it to masturbate.. only if we will pay 3k for a round.. Now am thinking of paying him so I can feel those breast and Kim k yansh or I should just continue to beg him to allow me just put the tip of my bamboo for 2k.. I can't sleep and always dreaming of this bae
.... Help what can I do Lalasticlala, front page pls.. Mature advice only...

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by Akanbibabatunde(m): 8:59pm On Sep 28, 2016

OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Childs? My fathers brain is not functional at all, him be Idiot

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by 6fit(f): 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2016

jonaifame22:
I woke up dis morning wth out my dick erectn as normal cos every time I wake up to urinate at mid night , it is always erect and sometimes I have sleep on my belly jus to make it come down, infact as I am waking to the toilet to ease mx self it'll be pointed and fully erect facing ahead of me like an arrow showing wat directions to take.

I'm kind of scared , and it has not still erected since, infact it's as if I'm not feeling my dick, as any one experienced dis before, and I plan visitn a brothel dis morning to confirm if I still have working dick.

as funny as yur post is it xpose yur cluelessness

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by jonaifame22(m): 8:46am On Sep 29, 2016

6fit:

as funny as yur post is it xpose yur cluelessness

pls tell me wat my cluelessness is?

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by sextrovert: 9:21am On Sep 29, 2016

Recession has affected your wood. it has gone on strike.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by AngelAhnie(f): 9:22am On Sep 29, 2016

greatness22:
Call your "Janet"

You visiting a brothel will make it worse.

Good morning

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by greatness22(m): 9:35am On Sep 29, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Good morning

Pleasant morning to you.

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by robosky02(m): 9:52am On Sep 29, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Good morning

Re: I Woke Up Wthout Morning Wood Dis Morning, It's Not Normal by AngelAhnie(f): 10:51am On Sep 29, 2016

robosky02:

Oko mi, good morning my love

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