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If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by charming1111(m): 2:26pm On Oct 03, 2016
The book of Matthew says “why DRINK and DRIVE, when you can SMOKE and FLY?” Why choose to suffer as a MAGA, when you can enjoy your life as a FRUADSTER? I’m the BISHOP OF THE PEPPER REST MINISTRY and I can confidently tell you that in this life, you are either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA; you can’t be neutral.

All Nigerians live in fraud, enjoy fraud, complain about the fraud they once enjoyed and when they are at the losing end of a fraudulent deal, they blame President Buhari who wasn’t there at the time they were consummating the fraudulent transaction. Before you crucify me the same way LINDA crucified WIZKID, I’ll prove it to you that you are a either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA.

The bible says that judgement will start from the altar but the bible didn’t tell us if the judgement will take place during OFFERING TIME. You are a member of a church, you pay your tithes/offerings, the church generates so much money that she can afford to buy private jets, build expensive schools. Yet, you can neither afford the school fees nor can you enjoy the comfort of the private jet. Even when you are broke, the church can’t provide help for you; is it not better to invest your tithe in MMM and continually get help? Funny enough, some supporters of MMM think it means MONEY MAKING MACHINE; how dare you confidently advise people to invest their hard-earned cash in MONEY MAKING MACHINE instead of MAVRODI MONDIAL MONEYBOX? Don't you think that you are a fraudulent child?

You paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel to the pump attendant and the actual fuel given to you doesn’t fill a 10litres gallon; you get angry and the next time you wanted to buy fuel, you decided to try another petrol station, paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel and surprisingly, your 10litres gallon was filled to the brim and you become very excited. Unknowingly to you, the fuel you just bought will BURN FASTER than the LOVE a GIRL has for BROKE GUY.

Your girlfriend claims she can’t live without you......lol, are YOU the OXYGEN she breathes? Stop giving her money, then you will discover that NOBODY loves a BROKE NIGGER, not even the PARENTS!!!

Whether you have LIGHT or not, BEDC in their usual fraudulent nature will bring your electricity bill to your house. You, being the MAGA that you are, will immediately zoom off to the bank to pay. Come to think of it, what exactly are you scared of? Is it the DARKNESS that are already used to or the LIGHT that will never come?

From all the points highlighted above, you will agree with me that fraud is everywhere in this country and my advice to Mr President is to inaugurate a new EFCC(Everybody Financial Crimes Commission).
http://infongr..com.ng/2016/10/if-you-are-not-fraudster-you-cant-make.html

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Re: If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by Zikavirus(m): 2:35pm On Oct 03, 2016
but how do that now affects romance, or garri.
Re: If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by Akanbibabatunde(m): 2:39pm On Oct 03, 2016
I concur op, but Let's pray ....
Receive sense...

Re: If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by Sexxkillz: 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2016
If you must smoke, do not create a thread. If you must create a thread, don't smoke.

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Re: If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by Khalifa04: 11:03pm On Oct 05, 2016
Dat's your own foolish mentality.
Re: If You Are Not A Fraudster, You Can’t Make It In Life!!! by Nobody: 11:30pm On Oct 05, 2016
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