godquality:


Haha. This ripped me off. Best tip ever.

LOVEGINO:
I knw say ur house dey near garage

Moreoffaith:
You no advice them make dem dey safe money go buy land, even if na ifo or ibafo make dem no turn tenant forever.

veekid:
Funny but fact

veekid:
Funny but facy

Aotoidee123:
My Advice To Tenant

Tips for Renting an Apartment

Hints to take seriously when renting an apartment.

1. If you notice a lot of shops in the neighbourhood selling or repairing generators, it means light is not constant in that area.

2. Beware of houses that the children of the original owners manage. You might end up paying rent to each of the children.

3. Try buying recharge card to know the type of neighbours you have. If the maximum you can get is only 200 naira, well, you know the kind of neighbours you have.

4. You don’t have a car and you want to rent house in a gated community where Okadas are not allowed to enter? Pity yourself o.

5. Bring out all your phones and modems to see which ones will get the strongest network signal. Start to give the strongest line to people that ask for your phone number.

6. Avoid houses that are near garages, whether Okada, keke Napep or bus garage. Apart from the noise and pollution, you know that NURTW change in leadership can be bloody. They use cutlasses, knives and the like to displace their ‘chairman’. You don’t want to get caught up in struggle for control of garage because your house is nearby.

7. Ensure that good schools are not too far away for your children. That way, they might be able to get to school even during fuel scarcity.

8. For the ladies, try and dissuade your husband or fiancé from renting apartment near bars or clubs. You should know why. Also ensure that no eX’s are nearby to avoid reigniting flames that should be dead.

9. If for any reason, you don’t want extended family living with you, by all means avoid 3-bedroom flats, especially if your children are young. When ‘anti’ comes from the village for a visit and sees an unoccupied room, your excuse for refusing your cousins becomes weak.
Good Luck...!!!

For More Information If you want to Rent an apartment,Land and Properties call:

XEUS REALTIES LTD,

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Aotoidee123:
My Advice To Tenant

Tips for Renting an Apartment

Hints to take seriously when renting an apartment.

1. If you notice a lot of shops in the neighbourhood selling or repairing generators, it means light is not constant in that area.

2. Beware of houses that the children of the original owners manage. You might end up paying rent to each of the children.

3. Try buying recharge card to know the type of neighbours you have. If the maximum you can get is only 200 naira, well, you know the kind of neighbours you have.

4. You don’t have a car and you want to rent house in a gated community where Okadas are not allowed to enter? Pity yourself o.

5. Bring out all your phones and modems to see which ones will get the strongest network signal. Start to give the strongest line to people that ask for your phone number.

6. Avoid houses that are near garages, whether Okada, keke Napep or bus garage. Apart from the noise and pollution, you know that NURTW change in leadership can be bloody. They use cutlasses, knives and the like to displace their ‘chairman’. You don’t want to get caught up in struggle for control of garage because your house is nearby.

7. Ensure that good schools are not too far away for your children. That way, they might be able to get to school even during fuel scarcity.

8. For the ladies, try and dissuade your husband or fiancé from renting apartment near bars or clubs. You should know why. Also ensure that no eX’s are nearby to avoid reigniting flames that should be dead.

9. If for any reason, you don’t want extended family living with you, by all means avoid 3-bedroom flats, especially if your children are young. When ‘anti’ comes from the village for a visit and sees an unoccupied room, your excuse for refusing your cousins becomes weak.
Good Luck...!!!

For More Information If you want to Rent an apartment,Land and Properties call:

XEUS REALTIES LTD,

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

danbilbo:
10. If you do have a car (or 18-seater commercial bus) ensure your house has a gate.





Meanwhile, 18-seater commercial bus available here for just 750k

Chrisrare:
I no understand dis tip o... Abeg wetin e mean?

Osakah24:
did you steal this one?

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

Aotoidee123:
My Advice To Tenant

Tips for Renting an Apartment

Hints to take seriously when renting an apartment.

1. If you notice a lot of shops in the neighbourhood selling or repairing generators, it means light is not constant in that area.

2. Beware of houses that the children of the original owners manage. You might end up paying rent to each of the children.

3. Try buying recharge card to know the type of neighbours you have. If the maximum you can get is only 200 naira, well, you know the kind of neighbours you have.

4. You don’t have a car and you want to rent house in a gated community where Okadas are not allowed to enter? Pity yourself o.

5. Bring out all your phones and modems to see which ones will get the strongest network signal. Start to give the strongest line to people that ask for your phone number.

6. Avoid houses that are near garages, whether Okada, keke Napep or bus garage. Apart from the noise and pollution, you know that NURTW change in leadership can be bloody. They use cutlasses, knives and the like to displace their ‘chairman’. You don’t want to get caught up in struggle for control of garage because your house is nearby.

7. Ensure that good schools are not too far away for your children. That way, they might be able to get to school even during fuel scarcity.

8. For the ladies, try and dissuade your husband or fiancé from renting apartment near bars or clubs. You should know why. Also ensure that no eX’s are nearby to avoid reigniting flames that should be dead.

9. If for any reason, you don’t want extended family living with you, by all means avoid 3-bedroom flats, especially if your children are young. When ‘anti’ comes from the village for a visit and sees an unoccupied room, your excuse for refusing your cousins becomes weak.
Good Luck...!!!

For More Information If you want to Rent an apartment,Land and Properties call:

XEUS REALTIES LTD,

Nutase:
Nonsense. You should be advising them on how to become land lords and not how to be tenants for life

chubbygal:
how much houses you get?

Jimiolay:
My own advice is, never allow chiwetala agu or patience ozokwor be your landlord or landlady

DonX001:


What are those things on your DP??