When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up wink ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite grin

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo grin
#palmgossip

Traphedges... Oga come Down here... I wanna know ur stowiez

Am an introvert I never attempt to strike a Convo with a lady

Please help me...My mum showed me the picture of the woman my dad would've married. I'm wondering where I would've been if my dad married his ex-girlfriend? Is it my mums place or my dad's place?

Op, this ur lie fit economic recession to linger on. Meanwhile...
My own be say,I see dis gal ehn,she fyn,young but gather big lumps of nyansh. So as boss man wey gal never turn down,I race to meet her wey she stand,bt as I greet her wit al confidence,dis geh no evn do lyk say na pesin stand tok to am,she just waka pass frm me. kai,I nearly faint. I com pretend say d geh tok bak to me as my witch frends dey closeby dey look. Gals too wicked sha

mine, the first time was after waec last paper.... I wasnervous as hell and my friends pushed me. I approached this correct babe, she was local tho..... Nervousness didn't make me speak yoruba to her, I started blasting her with english.... My grammar was thick... I was stammering as I was speaking she too was shaking.

I asked her ''are you on social media?''

She said 'kinni social media?'

Lol...., I said bye and left but since then... Nigga became bold

TrapQueen77:




Traphedges... Oga come Down here... I wanna know ur stowiez

Lols.. Just had one tho..

Way back when I was 13..

I saw tis my crush and I was like watsup. . She laughed at me.. And told her friends.. So fvcked up lol

TrapHedges:


Lols.. Just had one tho..

Way back when I was 13..

I saw tis my crush and I was like watsup. . She laughed at me.. And told her friends.. So fvcked up lol

U have a very sweet childhood memories ooo

Just finished playing football and was sweating more than a Christmas goat.

On my way home with my friends, We saw this beautiful girl.

Being a sharp guy , I approached Her.

On getting near Her, She just covered Her nose and turned in the other direction

Looking back, My friends were just laughing stupidly

As from that day........
















If you believed that story You deserve cane

TrapQueen77:





U have a very sweet childhood memories ooo

Lols kinda shaaa

I always wanted to try things

Mehn da year...
dere was dis chick,we were friends tho i had a HUGE crush on her....Dat tym 2go was still reigning...xo i chatted her up with style telling her how i felt....Mehn dis geh jux replied me with big lols and lwkmd and told me point blank dat we can only be friends...i was so ashamed i told her i was jux joking...

hmmm guys guys guys

hulala

Damn men! There was dis gal back then in jss3 whom i wooed but now i begin to wonder 'what d fck did i see in her sef', her ear be like 'butterful'... Mtcheeeew... Well, after doing small rehearsal with my useless friends, i den went to her and after telling her all ma cock and bull $hit, she replied "is that all?" and me being ODE OF D FIRST ORDER answer "yes" and she said "hmmm, i'm not interested" then walked away...


Note: it was in public, just by d main road

TrapQueen77:




U have a very sweet childhood memories ooo

which one bi dis? ogbeni wats sweet there?