-Creating female partners for each specie but forgetting to create a female human until like a day later
-letting things on earth get so bad he had to wipe out the entire slate.... Though he left Noah for the next round of inbreeding instead of recreating humanity. This would lead to the next round of wiping out known as the great tribulation
-terrified of the tower of Babel but does nothing about burj khalifa in Dubai reaching about 2000 feet
-leading his people out of egypt to settle them in the only place in the middle east that there's no oil.... Really
-writing the old testament and then getting Paul and some anonymous dudes to write the new testament leaving everyone totally confused
-still failing to get his message across properly so he sends an angel back to give Mohammed version 3.0 and then another dude Joseph Smith version 3.0.0.2 1000 years later
- can write on walls in Babylon but refuses to leave us a landline to call or at least come to visit once in a while
-not making me his PA
- allowing the holocaust to happen alongside Stalin's purges, Mao's culture wars, pot pots killings, the inquisition the black plague, the Mormon church and various other atrocities
-Not designing the human body the way he wants it by having all male dudes circumcised
-Giving humans appendixes which we don't need that eventually swells up and kills some and obviously don't need to be there cuz we don't eat grass..... But nevermind the bible story is 100% legit and we shouldn't follow the satanic teachings of Darwinism
-didn't inform us of bacteria or give us the worlds first microscope but when we discovered this sh*t ourselves still takes all the credit
- Making cockroaches more durable than us the survive 120gs we pass out at like 12gs or die at 18gs.... Really
- not killing the dolphins and bonobos for thier many sexual sins
- giving flightless birds wings that they don't need..... But don't worry evolution doesn't explain this at all
-putting the recreation park next to the sewage factory.... If you know what I mean
-allowing lots daughters incest but punishing Sodom and Gomorrah fir being gay... When there wasn't any law to punish people for inscest or being gay
-Not knowing the laws of physics so stopped the sun just to let Joshua take other peoples lands. I'm sure this was in an alternate dimension where the sun moves round the earth
-not giving us the ability to synthesize vitamin C which is funny cuz we need vitamin C
- Making marsupial animals go all the way from Australia and back during the flood and not leaving any clues how this happened ....we should stop listening to evolutionists they don't have any reasonable explanation for this atall
-not knowing you can't have sex with a heavily intoxicated old guy ...... But making lots daughters have sex with a heavily intoxicated old guy..... That is their father
-allowing Jacob give his animals stripes using bible science which is looking at cut barked trees when conceiving but basically not letting this happen in real life... Again the evolutionists have zero explanations on how stripes are formed
-creating the platypus a prime example of"unintelligent design"
-making the earth look asif it's 4.5 billion years old and had a continental drift and keeping fossils underground to fool scientists and test our faith
-allowing EVERY SINGLE PROPHET OF GOD in his time he was very active in human affairs only be present in the middle east and no where else in the world
- not having awesome ten commandments that make 100% sense
Aaaaaaand
Not revealing himself and making everyone so confused that they made up their own different impressions of God and worship them fervently like they are the real thing
*sigh*

Lol. You try but this is crap

Lol yeah I was kind of jobless this weekend that's why I'm here good evening to you too btw I'm agnostic not athiest it's not wise to be 100% certain

Guy no mind them. Nice post, let them explain how the kangaroo hopped to the middle east and came back. Or why there is no other recording in ancient human society about the sun stopping in the middle of the sky.

Ready!!
Set!!
Let the god-defense begin!!

Lennycool:
Guy no mind them. Nice post, let them explain how the kangaroo hopped to the middle east and came back. Or why there is no other recording in ancient human society about the sun stopping in the middle of the sky.

the mayans egyptians ancient china etc..
They were all dumb.

raphieMontella:

the mayans egyptians ancient china etc..
They were all dumb.

Abeg wait make I laugh
Lol dumb but they were able to build monuments like the great wall of China, and the pyramid of Giza or mayan and roman temples, yet you say they can't record when the sun stopped for an abnormally long time even though they've recorded smaller events in their society.

@jonbellion,

Excellent post!!!

There is nothing in this Universe, or outside this Universe, that is more retarded than the christian god!!!