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Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 3:11pm On Oct 22, 2009
There's this joke most of us probably know about the schoolteacher that asked her pupil the reasons why brides wear white whilst grooms wear black on Wedding days. The unsure little boy looked up and said "cos it's a woman's happiest day and a man's burial day". So, really, is it that women desire marriage more than men? I'm truly confused here.
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by POSAKOSA1(m): 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2009
stay confused.
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 22, 2009
Stay unmarried then and become that 100yr old uncle who still chases 25yr old girls undecided
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 22, 2009
crosstheshowboy:

There's this joke most of us probably know about the schoolteacher that asked per pupil the reasons why brides wear white whilst grooms wear black on Wedding days. The unsure little boy looked up and said "cos it's a woman's happiest day and a man's burial day". So, really, is it that women desire marriage more than men? I'm truly confused here.
LOL grin

I couldnt help but laugh! It's really funny!

This should be in the jokes section though undecided
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2009
Hey! I'm just a true man speakin my mind. Cos, folks, i cant understand why it's always the women folk that go 'honey, when r we getting married?' Dont hate me, i'm just the unspoken truth. Ciao!
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 22, 2009
POSAKOSA1:

stay confused.
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Re: Who Needs Marriage? by Seismic007(m): 9:05pm On Oct 22, 2009
@poster
Everybody needs marriage, it's just that the ladies need it more cos they don't have age on their side. I won't go and toast a 29 yr old lady, cos she's already old school. Most ladies wish to marry b4 29 while most guys wish to be fairly comfortable b4 marrying tongue
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 9:16pm On Oct 22, 2009
@seismic007, point clearly presented and noted. Ha, seems we're the last of a dying breed.
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by Nobody: 12:38am On Oct 23, 2009
crosstheshowboy:

Hey! I'm just a true man speakin my mind. Cos, folks, i cant understand why it's always the women folk that go 'honey, when r we getting married?' Dont hate me, [b]i'm just the unspoken truth.[/b] Ciao!

where do u people crawl out from!!! lol!!!
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by ritaNL: 3:00am On Oct 23, 2009
Seismic007:

@poster
Everybody needs marriage, it's just that the ladies need it more cos they don't have age on their side. I won't go and toast a 29 yr old lady, cos she's already old school. Most ladies wish to marry b4 29 while most guys wish to be fairly comfortable b4 marrying tongue

You wont toast 29yrs old lady ? eh eh na wa oo
You go make some ladies curse u for this forum oo,some don reach 40 and dem still dey n nao u are complainin abt 29.
Na una dey make ladies sad angry
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 6:08am On Oct 23, 2009
@ritaNL, you too much. Allah, LWKM. @Seismic007, ömö it seems you need to water down your views or tru tru female NLanders go just murder us. Pere!!!
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 6:28am On Oct 23, 2009
@Ebonyeyes, how about 60yr olds banging 20yr olds? Or 70yr olds banging teenagers? This shit you brought up happens every day, so dont pop up here and pretend like you ain't ever got friends that have been 'getting it' from papas. And if you stil remain unconvinced, try spending a day at any guest house.
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by na2day2(m): 8:39am On Oct 23, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Stay unmarried then and become that 100yr old uncle who still chases 25yr old girls undecided

quit hating on the brother! angry angry


@ poster

naturally, women desire marriage more than men, any man that tells u otherwise don't know what marriage is
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by sayso: 9:17am On Oct 23, 2009
a very lovely day.after it the real deal starts.
Re: Who Needs Marriage? by crosstheshowboy(m): 2:54pm On Oct 23, 2009
@sayso, what in the name of God would you call 'real deal'? Real death?

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