As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
In the beginning, Satan messed up. He threatened baba god itself and wanted to overthrow Jehovah/Allah's government. And Jehovah/Allah got angry and cursed Satan for ever and ever. Unfortunately for us as human beings, we are also caught up in this beef between the almighty and Satan that has lasted for billions of years and as a result of Adam and Eve's of naivete, and the curse at Eden, we face numerous challenges, suffering, disease, death and even some of us are going to perish in hell for eternity. After death I was just thinking, if all Christians and Muslims could all pray to Allah/Jehovah to forgive Satan then there will be no need for us to go through all of that. Just imagine, since many theists believe that prayers work, all you guys need to do is kneel down and pray for Satan's forgiveness and we can all go back to walking nude, with innocence and without the fear of hell. For those who believe it exists. There will be no more suffering, no more hardship, no more recession, no more dying, no more disease and no more deaths! Just think about it. Have you ever prayed for god to forgive Satan knowing what we, as living things, will stand to benefit from it? 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by sekundosekundo: 4:45pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
hahn: In the beginning, Satan messed up. He threatened baba god itself and wanted to overthrow Jehovah/Allah's government.
And Jehovah/Allah got angry and cursed Satan for ever and ever.
Unfortunately for us as human beings, we are also caught up in this beef between the almighty and Satan that has lasted for billions of years and as a result of Adam and Eve's of naivete, and the curse at Eden, we face numerous challenges, suffering, disease, death and even some of us are going to perish in hell for eternity. After death
I was just thinking, if all Christians and Muslims could all pray to Allah/Jehovah to forgive Satan then there will be no need for us to go through all of that.
Just imagine, since many theists believe that prayers work, all you guys need to do is kneel down and pray for Satan's forgiveness and we can all go back to walking nude, with innocence and without the fear of hell. For those who believe it exists.
There will be no more suffering, no more hardship, no more recession, no more dying, no more disease and no more deaths!
Just think about it.
Have you ever prayed for god to forgive Satan knowing what we, as living things, will stand to benefit from it?
As an Atheist, have you ever refused to breathe in the Air for a day because it is INVISIBLE?. 2 Likes |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 4:47pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
sekundosekundo:
As an Atheist, have you ever refused to breathe in the Air for a day because it is INVISIBLE?. 8 Likes |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by Isaacmacdon(m): 4:48pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Lol, this is the most insane thread i've seen in weeks. Sorry, its obvious you are carrying a weird and bizzare element. Did you read your post before putting it up? 2 Likes |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by felixomor: 5:31pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Isaacmacdon: Lol, this is the most insane thread i've seen in weeks. Sorry, its obvious you are carrying a weird and bizzare element. Did you read your post before putting it up? I dont think so |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by CoolUsername: 6:21pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Religion is like a work of fiction. When I watch Star Wars, I'm not trying to look at the science behind intergalactic travel or lightsabres, I'm just trying to watch a good movie and be entertained. This is known as 'willing suspension of disbelief' (WARNING: That site Will Ruin Your Life). Religious conditioning encourages that sort of thinking. It's usually called 'faith'. With faith, people are just supposed to take things at face value and have a good time or risk spoiling the fun. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hopefulLandlord: 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Religion is like a work of fiction. When I watch Star Wars, I'm not trying to look at the science behind intergalactic travel or lightsabres, I'm just trying to watch a good movie and be entertained. This is known as 'willing suspension of disbelief' (WARNING: That site Will Ruin Your Life).
Religious conditioning encourages that sort of thinking. It's usually called 'faith'. With faith, people are just supposed to take things at face value and have a good time or risk spoiling the fun. Interesting site you've got there brother I'll go through it more thoroughly soon |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by Isaacmacdon(m): 6:45pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by tobechi20(m): 6:51pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
is satan sorry for his sins 1 Like |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by GRIMMJOE(m): 7:20pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by sekundosekundo: 7:27pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by GRIMMJOE(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by felixomor: 7:48pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by sekundosekundo: 8:08pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by Wilgrea7(m): 9:29pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
when i was little i wanted to do it... someone discouraged me |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
felixomor:
Air is visible? Wow, thats a new one o.
Guy, did you do what Jehovah asked you to do? |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by honourhim: 11:53pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
hahn: In the beginning, Satan messed up. He threatened baba god itself and wanted to overthrow Jehovah/Allah's government.
And Jehovah/Allah got angry and cursed Satan for ever and ever.
Unfortunately for us as human beings, we are also caught up in this beef between the almighty and Satan that has lasted for billions of years and as a result of Adam and Eve's of naivete, and the curse at Eden, we face numerous challenges, suffering, disease, death and even some of us are going to perish in hell for eternity. After death
I was just thinking, if all Christians and Muslims could all pray to Allah/Jehovah to forgive Satan then there will be no need for us to go through all of that.
Just imagine, since many theists believe that prayers work, all you guys need to do is kneel down and pray for Satan's forgiveness and we can all go back to walking nude, with innocence and without the fear of hell. For those who believe it exists.
There will be no more suffering, no more hardship, no more recession, no more dying, no more disease and no more deaths!
Just think about it.
Have you ever prayed for god to forgive Satan knowing what we, as living things, will stand to benefit from it?
Praying for satan is almost like praying for atheists to repent. Just that an atheists is a human who may still have the chances of getting pardoned unlike the devil whose fate is sealed. Rather than pray for the devil i will pray for myself and my fellow human so that we all make heaven where we will enjoy the bliss you have requested for here. |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by felixomor: 6:39am On Oct 22, 2016 |
hahn:
Guy, did you do what Jehovah asked you to do? Yes I did, mr english teacher.... |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 7:44am On Oct 22, 2016 |
felixomor:
Yes I did, mr english teacher.... I mean.... Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) Kill Witches You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB) Kill Homosexuals "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) Kill Fortunetellers A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) Death for Hitting Dad Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB) Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB) 2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT) Death for Adultery If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT) Death for Fornication A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB) Death to Followers of Other Religions Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB) Kill Nonbelievers They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB) Kill False Prophets If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB) Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT) Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB) Kill Followers of Other Religions. 1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB) 2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT) Death for Blasphemy One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD's name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother's name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD's will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT) Kill False Prophets 1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, 'Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,' do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT) 2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.' You may wonder, 'How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?' If the prophet predicts something in the LORD's name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT) Infidels and Gays Should Die So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other's bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God's death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32 NLT) Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle For the LORD had said to Moses, 'Exempt the tribe of Levi from the census; do not include them when you count the rest of the Israelites. You must put the Levites in charge of the Tabernacle of the Covenant, along with its furnishings and equipment. They must carry the Tabernacle and its equipment as you travel, and they must care for it and camp around it. Whenever the Tabernacle is moved, the Levites will take it down and set it up again. Anyone else who goes too near the Tabernacle will be executed.' (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT) Kill People for Working on the Sabbath The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.' (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT) 2) God's Murders for Stupid Reasons: Kill Brats From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces. (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB) God Kills the Curious And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV) Killed by a Lion Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him. (1 Kings 20:35-36 NLT) Killing the Good Samaritan The ark of God was placed on a new cart and taken away from the house of Abinadab on the hill. Uzzah and Ahio, sons of Abinadab guided the cart, with Ahio walking before it, while David and all the Israelites made merry before the Lord with all their strength, with singing and with citharas, harps, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals. When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB) 3) Murdering Children Kill Sons of Sinners Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB) God Will Kill Children The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered." O LORD, what should I request for your people? I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children." (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT) Source: http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm I haven't heard about you in the news. Get busy son 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by chacoonder(m): 9:19am On Oct 22, 2016 |
sekundosekundo:
As an Atheist, have you ever refused to breathe in the Air for a day because it is INVISIBLE?. I don't think you got d op right..cos your question is so offline 3 Likes |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by sekundosekundo: 9:28am On Oct 22, 2016 |
chacoonder: I don't think you got d op right..cos your question is so offline I didn't write on the line so my question can't be offline. |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 9:30am On Oct 22, 2016 |
chacoonder: I don't think you got d op right..cos your question is so offline As in ehn? Don't mind the dude. He is the same person that runs about happy that his parents, he said they were atheists before they died, are burning in hell for eternity. That alone shows how shallow he thinks 2 Likes |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by hahn(m): 9:40am On Oct 22, 2016 |
honourhim:
Praying for satan is almost like praying for atheists to repent. Just that an atheists is a human who may still have the chances of getting pardoned unlike the devil whose fate is sealed. Rather than pray for the devil i will pray for myself and my fellow human so that we all make heaven where we will enjoy the bliss you have requested for here. Did you read the write up? I specifically said you should pray for your god to forgive Satan. After all it is all loving and all forgiving. Isn't it? |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 22, 2016 |
hahn:
As in ehn?
Don't mind the dude. He is the same person that runs about happy that his parents, he said they were atheists before they died, are burning in hell for eternity.
That alone shows how shallow he thinks I remember that quote, so this is the guy that said he is happy that his atheist parents are going to be tortured forever in hell. He still sickens me. And he still needs mental evaluation. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by honourhim: 10:20am On Oct 22, 2016 |
hahn:
Did you read the write up?
I specifically said you should pray for your god to forgive Satan. After all it is all loving and all forgiving. Isn't it? Did you read my reply well? Read again. |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by chacoonder(m): 10:42am On Oct 22, 2016 |
hahn:
As in ehn?
Don't mind the dude. He is the same person that runs about happy that his parents, he said they were atheists before they died, are burning in hell for eternity.
That alone shows how shallow he thinks I think he needs to see a psychotherapist. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by jonbellion(m): 10:55am On Oct 22, 2016 |
sekundosekundo:
As an Atheist, have you ever refused to breathe in the Air for a day because it is INVISIBLE?. *facepalm* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by sekundosekundo: 11:08am On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by kevoh(m): 11:49am On Oct 22, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Religion is like a work of fiction. When I watch Star Wars, I'm not trying to look at the science behind intergalactic travel or lightsabres, I'm just trying to watch a good movie and be entertained. This is known as 'willing suspension of disbelief' (WARNING: That site Will Ruin Your Life).
Religious conditioning encourages that sort of thinking. It's usually called 'faith'. With faith, people are just supposed to take things at face value and have a good time or risk spoiling the fun. Interesting link. Going to Bookmark it! 1 Like |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by CoolUsername: 12:07pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
kevoh:
Interesting link. Going to Bookmark it! That's okay, just take some time off work/school. 1 Like |
Re: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by orunto27: 1:54pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
God does the Prayer Himself for us. God instructs satan and directs it away from us. It's God's Responsibility and that we can not share with Him. We only Pray to God to get rid of the pestering ailments in our lives. If you're one whose Prayers are always answered by God, please be careful. 2 Likes |