Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: You club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: You’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!
Father-In-Law: What!!! You’re a killer and you me to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter, so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You are absolutely the right man for my daughter