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Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by lopjohnny(m): 8:56am On Oct 25, 2016
The following information should be known offhand by any average person,,, but it's a pity today that most people don't take it serious and think it's a normal stuff. They include,,,,

_ your phone number
_ your bank account details (account number, ATM pin) it's funny some do forget their ATM pin,,,,, just four digit.
_ your matriculation number,,, funny right
_ the following contacts (your parents, siblings, lover)
_ your school anthem....... Some students have spent three to four years in the University and yet to know their school anthem while some don't even know the National anthem,,, especially the second stanza (I have witnessed scene several times)
_ And lastly the Nigeria's thirty six States and capital........ The last time some recite it last was in the primary school days........ It won't be funny when you go for an interview and you are asked to recite the states and capital of your country and you start shaking mouth like someone that has just been bitten by heavy rain.


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by ghettowriter(m): 8:59am On Oct 25, 2016
•Your state's zip code.

•Nigeria's general emergency number: 112 or 199 (those numbers work even if there is no credit or full network in your phone. you can even dial them on a password protected phone)

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by sinaj(f): 9:03am On Oct 25, 2016
What the eagle nd horse in the coat of arm signify

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by youngest85(m): 9:07am On Oct 25, 2016
The size of ur kpekus and d.ick in cm

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by ghettowriter(m): 9:11am On Oct 25, 2016
sinaj:
What the eagle nd horse in the coat of arm signify


Are you sure they still represent the same thing under this present government?

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by ashewoboy(m): 9:12am On Oct 25, 2016
Your body count.

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by sinaj(f): 9:17am On Oct 25, 2016
ghettowriter:



Are you sure they still represent the same thing under this present government?
lol

U tell me

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by SirDavico(m): 9:17am On Oct 25, 2016
lopjohnny:
The following information should be known offhand by any average person,,, but it's a pity today that most people don't take it serious and think it's a normal stuff. They include,,,,

_ your phone number
_ your bank account details (account number, ATM pin) it's funny some do forget their ATM pin,,,,, just four digit.
_ your matriculation number,,, funny right
_ the following contacts (your parents, siblings, lover)
_ your school anthem....... Some students have spent three to four years in the University and yet to know their school anthem while some don't even know the National anthem,,, especially the second stanza (I have witnessed scene several times)
_ And lastly the Nigeria's thirty six States and capital........ The last time some recite it last was in the primary school days........ It won't be funny when you go for an interview and you are asked to recite the states and capital of your country and you start shaking mouth like someone that has just been bitten by heavy rain.



FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.

grin I been no no say rain dey bite persin ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy Op no go ki persin wi laf cheesy cheesy


Let me add mine
- Your car's plate/registration number
- The bank details of your immediate family members (Spouse/Kids)
- The basic historical facts of your country.

smiley

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by SirDavico(m): 9:20am On Oct 25, 2016
ghettowriter:
•Your state's zip code.

•Nigeria's general emergency number: 112 or 199 (those numbers work even if there is no credit or full network in your phone. you can even dial them on a password protected phone)


Is it 199 or 911?

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by ghettowriter(m): 9:24am On Oct 25, 2016
SirDavico:


Is it 199 or 911?
Its 199.
911 is american police emergency number.

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by SirDavico(m): 9:31am On Oct 25, 2016
ghettowriter:

Its 199.
911 is american police emergency number.
Ok.... smiley

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by SirDavico(m): 9:31am On Oct 25, 2016
ghettowriter:

Its 199.
911 is american police emergency number.
Ok.... smiley

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Kayfield: 9:51am On Oct 25, 2016
I know everything

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Nobody: 11:35am On Oct 25, 2016
Yhur Ovulation time so dat bele go enter shapshap grin

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Nobody: 1:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
An average person should have access to this information https://citepblog.wordpress.com/2016/10/25/get-rich-with-a-bitcoin/

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by lopjohnny(m): 2:05pm On Oct 25, 2016
Kayfield:
I know everything
Bro, I'm sure you can't recite the states and capital perfectly....

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Donkaz(m): 3:40pm On Oct 25, 2016
This one na hard work oo

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by elvision1(m): 3:51pm On Oct 25, 2016
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by elvision1(m): 3:56pm On Oct 25, 2016
If it isn't money related why should i bother my big head 'bout it? Especially if am Dangote. Kilode??

ghettowriter:
•Your state's zip code.

•Nigeria's general emergency number: 112 or 199 (those numbers work even if there is no credit or full network in your phone. you can even dial them on a password protected phone)

ngwanu, when last did fire service get to an emergency inferno 5mins after call, or police get to a robbery point during ongoing robbery.

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by ghettowriter(m): 4:28pm On Oct 25, 2016
elvision1:
If it isn't money related why should i bother my big head 'bout it? Especially if am Dangote. Kilode??



ngwanu, when last did fire service get to an emergency inferno 5mins after call, or police get to a robbery point during ongoing robbery.


Even Dangote got Firemen and Police officials guarding his establishment tho.
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by DozieInc(m): 5:05pm On Oct 25, 2016
average people should know their height .

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Elthugnificent(m): 5:32pm On Oct 25, 2016
Lol, sure average people are suppose to know all that. But we the geniuses don't need to cram all that, we have more important details to assimilate.

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Nobody: 5:35pm On Oct 25, 2016
The art of deception



and elementary Mathematics.
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Kayfield: 6:03pm On Oct 25, 2016
lopjohnny:


Bro, I'm sure you can't recite the states and capital perfectly....

Mtcheww!! States and capital, since when I was 4.
If I tell u I can read the 1st 5 chapters of the book of John without opening the Bible, u will die abi?

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by egokudiowomoney: 6:04pm On Oct 25, 2016
Op forget to add this:the phone numbers of those that have looted Nigeria's treasury

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by lopjohnny(m): 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2016
Kayfield:


Mtcheww!! States and capital, since when I was 4.
If I tell u I can read the 1st 5 chapters of the book of John without opening the Bible, u will die abi?

I see...

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Opistorincos(m): 6:20pm On Oct 25, 2016
This op is sensible
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by jeff1607(m): 7:18pm On Oct 25, 2016
naija emergency number shocked grin[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by DesChyko(m): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2016
'Offhand" is different from 'by heart'

An average person should know that too

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Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by afanide: 8:35pm On Oct 25, 2016
The Lady that disflowered you.......
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Agimor(m): 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2016
Your pastor name
Your club nickname
Your age.. If nah lie ask the girl below.
Re: Things An Average Person Should Know Offhand... by Nobody: 6:01am On Oct 26, 2016
...to always carry a smartphone so all the information can stay stored for easy retrieval.

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