Sapele— A man, who
confessed to newsmen that he
was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport,
Edo State, to attend a meeting
in the United Kingdom, before
watching a football match
going on simultaneously in the
coven, also in the United
Kingdom, was, yesterday,
discovered at Ajogodo River,
Sapele, Delta State.
The self-confessed wizard
said: “I was flying in with what
is known in the physical realm
as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is
actually my expensive private
jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge,
when the fuel in it finished. My
members will be here tonight
to refuel it for me, so I can
continue my journey to the UK.
“I have to be in the UK to
watch football, because there
is economic recession,
unemployment and inflation in
Nigeria.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/crashed-flying-benin-uk-says-man-found-sapele-river/

Recession sef dey affect some people brain?

"I was flying with "plantain leaf" when my fuel finished and my private jet (plantain leaf) crashed"

A mentally challenged man. Which filling station did you buy the special fuel for your "plantain leaf"?
The man has smoked plantain leaf to the point of flying in it.
Too many mad people in this country.

This one no be better winch.
Better winch plane no dey crash

Witchcraft and aircraft all of them na craft.i know say na chelsea match him wan go watch.

when ur accelerating at a full full speed....but realised that ur at same time moving backwards.

This man has psychiatric problem, he has grandiose delusion which needs psychiatric evaluation and proper management