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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by jericco1(m): 10:26am On Oct 30, 2016
The most painful has to do with that HOD signature... And sometimes they'll be around but they'l telll you to come back in the next 5mins and when you eventually come back you won't find them in their office... Damn!
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 10:44am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.


List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.
I do this like crazy lolxx especially for calculation courses.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Juniorbuba(m): 10:46am On Oct 30, 2016
lolz true talk I sha rep Ahmad bello university up Abu zaria

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by AlwaysUltraPad: 11:09am On Oct 30, 2016
CplusJason:
Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position. wink
is omotayor busty ?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Iny3(m): 11:26am On Oct 30, 2016
#i rep Unique Uniport

Final Year Tins

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:30am On Oct 30, 2016
jericco1:
The most painful has to do with that HOD signature... And sometimes they'll be around but they'l telll you to come back in the next 5mins and when you eventually come back you won't find them in their office... Damn!
The thing dey pain person die
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:32am On Oct 30, 2016
Iny3:
#i rep Unique Uniport

Final Year Tins
Nice one. May God see us through.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Iny3(m): 11:33am On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
Nice one. May God see us through.
Amen ooo....Thanks dearie

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:37am On Oct 30, 2016
Culin:
nice one. but i find no 10 offensive. sickle cell carriers look healthy, u don't have to use that to describe something bad.
No offence intended my dear. My Apologies.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:37am On Oct 30, 2016
Dreamscometrue:
Na polytechnic students even full NL....Mtcheww
You well so undecided
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:39am On Oct 30, 2016
Peterpanny:
sweet and succulent lips you gat there baby,so so sumptious.
cheesy
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 11:43am On Oct 30, 2016
Na so e pain you reach grin
Omotayor123:
You well so undecided
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 11:50am On Oct 30, 2016
Dreamscometrue:
Na so e pain you reach grin
I had to quote you because you talk like a dullard.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 11:51am On Oct 30, 2016
Hahaha,you are a dullard just like your president
Omotayor123:
I had to quote you because you talk like a dullard.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by CplusJason: 11:59am On Oct 30, 2016
AlwaysUltraPad:
is omotayor busty ?
undecided I guess you're not blind.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by OMOTOWO(m): 12:19pm On Oct 30, 2016
Temmywalex:
It's so interesting to remember memories like these.

Greetings to all UNADITES/EKSUITES. That is my ALMA MATTER.
mumu na im u be..na alma-mata not MATTER...MATTER KO,WEIGHT NI..OSHISCO
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by OMOTOWO(m): 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2016
Dreamscometrue:
Na polytechnic students even full NL....Mtcheww
LOLZZZZ... a don laff piss for bra here ooo..i rep fed.poly,ede ..a be alumni anyway

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Oct 30, 2016
I never enter am..... maa put em in mind sha
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 30, 2016
CplusJason:
undecided I guess you're not blind.
Baba, this ya signature get as e be o
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by ebohstepn(m): 12:39pm On Oct 30, 2016
Rep abi na rap Auchi poly... Bloodied

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Ibukunoluwa04(f): 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2016
Lols....I rep UnIben

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Culin(f): 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
No offence intended my dear. My Apologies.
lol it's cool
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 1:19pm On Oct 30, 2016
Omo I can relate bajebaje....rep OSCOTECH

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by CplusJason: 1:35pm On Oct 30, 2016
adebayor1490:
Baba, this ya signature get as e be o
That's why it's called "signature" Bro.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
adebayor1490:
I never enter am..... maa put em in mind sha
Lol.. You will surely get your Admission.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Slimpotter(m): 2:48pm On Oct 30, 2016
KSU
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Kebabs(m): 3:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
It's not.
emotions1:
undecided undecided
is this post worth it..... cheesy cheesy
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 30, 2016
Omotayor123:
Lol.. You will surely get your Admission.
Amen o
thanks
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 3:30pm On Oct 30, 2016
@Geofavor Icus
how far? How your admission matter?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by danosky91(m): 4:11pm On Oct 30, 2016
grayht:
That moment when u minimize ur computer screen during Ethical Hacking and countermeasure exam... "U be Hayy God"!!!
lets talk in binary
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 5:08pm On Oct 30, 2016
danosky91:
lets talk in binary
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by StarCj(m): 5:39pm On Oct 30, 2016
kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI

I hate this boast. which university have you tried. Pls FUTO and do your PGD or not Master's degree so I will believe you. or enter even state university n prove it

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