Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and he is in charge of collecting the Sunday offerings.

One Sunday, after church service, the priest counted the money and discovered the offering was less than he expected.

Then the following confrontation took place.

Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: No, Fada, I no take.
Priest: I dey ask you again: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I say, I no take from the offering money.

Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now.
Papa Ejiro: No wahala.
(then they go to the confession box and they both take their seats).

Priest: Papa Ejiro, I dey ask you again. "You take from the offering money?"

Papa Ejiro: Fada, I no dey hear you.
Priest: (yelled at top of his voice)
Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the offering money?!
Papa Ejiro: (yelled back) Fada, I no dey hear you o!

Priest was now getting irritated. So he comes out of the confession box and tells
Papa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro 'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from this side'.

Then, they traded places and this was how it went.

Papa Ejiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with Mama Ejiro?
The Priest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey hear wetin person dey talk from dis side!!!! Its ok Papa Ejiro.

Nice one

sylve11:

Nice one

ha! sodomnized gomorrans.

dundy united

Maami. how far nah!
dat nam sound like smg for ear o.
am i safe, jummy?

:d :d :d

rephrased, refined, modified,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

stale

Wia is de joke?

This joke was actually funny the first time it was posted, Revising it makes it suck! I give you an F for copying!

Te hehe good gurl gone bad

Am very sure d priest must b studio & dat's my final ansa

re u sure dats ur final answer?

yeks!

Illiterate, cant even spell. Clear make i pass jor

I'm loving it! :-

studio43:

Illiterate, cant even spell. Clear make i pass jor

camman sharap!

Huh!

Expect anything from that militant

Rommie re-arrange dat ya face fast

Mama Ejiro like u

I pity for the brt wey go break her K-leg

Rommie!!!! com drink dis Garri b4 it turn to eba!!!

studio43:

Expect anything from that militant

Nature played a cruel trick on u boy

lol

shayoor:

lol

Who give you permission to laugh?

@ bashy_demy na u give me permission,why u still dey complain

na lie jor, KAI slap u on tuesday night

;d