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Living And Non-living Things: by somubz(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2009
It is on early Monday Morning, Mrs Bolanle entered the classroom and the following ensued:

after the greetings,

Mrs B: today we shall be talking about living and non living things

Pupils: yes aunty!

Mrs B: living things are things that we can see and have live, examples are:
human being, dog goat and grasses.

mrs B: understood?

pupils: yes ma ,

Mrs B: on the other hand, Non-living things are things we can not see and have no live, examples are:pencil, biro
and CAN WE SEE GOD?
pupils: NOOO

Mrs B: THAT MEANS GOD IS NOT A LIVING THING, WHOSOEVER HAVE ONE OR TWO THINGS CAN CONTRIBUTE,

Junior: the young intelligent brilliant boy stood up and ask:
HELLO CLASS, PLEASE CAN ANYONE SEES OUR AUNTI'S BRAIN
pupils: NOOO

junior: THAT MEANS OUR AUNTY DOES NOT HAVE BRAIN,
Pupils: stated laughing and aunty was depressed

Junior is repeating the class pray that God should help him,
Re: Living And Non-living Things: by yousouph(m): 7:29pm On Nov 01, 2009
lol
Re: Living And Non-living Things: by Dunddy(m): 8:51pm On Nov 01, 2009
undecided





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Re: Living And Non-living Things: by jmkbond(f): 9:41pm On Nov 01, 2009
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Re: Living And Non-living Things: by Dunddy(m): 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2009
u work @ NECO?

me na WA-IY-EK

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