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Living And Non-living Things: by somubz(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
It is on early Monday Morning, Mrs Bolanle entered the classroom and the following ensued: after the greetings, Mrs B: today we shall be talking about living and non living things Pupils: yes aunty! Mrs B: living things are things that we can see and have live, examples are: human being, dog goat and grasses. mrs B: understood? pupils: yes ma , Mrs B: on the other hand, Non-living things are things we can not see and have no live, examples are:pencil, biro and CAN WE SEE GOD? pupils: NOOO Mrs B: THAT MEANS GOD IS NOT A LIVING THING, WHOSOEVER HAVE ONE OR TWO THINGS CAN CONTRIBUTE, Junior: the young intelligent brilliant boy stood up and ask: HELLO CLASS, PLEASE CAN ANYONE SEES OUR AUNTI'S BRAIN pupils: NOOO junior: THAT MEANS OUR AUNTY DOES NOT HAVE BRAIN, Pupils: stated laughing and aunty was depressed Junior is repeating the class pray that God should help him, |
Re: Living And Non-living Things: by yousouph(m): 7:29pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
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Re: Living And Non-living Things: by Dunddy(m): 8:51pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
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Re: Living And Non-living Things: by jmkbond(f): 9:41pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
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Re: Living And Non-living Things: by Dunddy(m): 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2009 |
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