FIVE KINDS OF SEX

The first is Smurf Sex.

This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until
you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.

This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,
anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.

You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in
the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.

This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Bleep you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.

This is when you get divorced and your wife bleeps you in front of
everyone in court.

;d

hehhehhe

@ Don.

This joke is very stale for God's sake!

lol i no fit shout

;d

rubbish rabissh

Abbey_city, IF I,

If u die ,

at least we go inherit ur babe

Nice

@ Clemcy

Dont tell me u're now impotent to the extent of adopting a child.See me for Kondo Therapy!!!

u are my beloved adopted pikin